The Devil Invented Karaoke

I don’t feel like repeating myself. ON WITH THE STORY!

Naruto was practically jumping in his seat while he watched in some disturbed awe as Lee, no doubt a little tipsy started singing My Girl Got A Girlfriend by T. Pain with Sakura and Ino dancing on stage. He now understood completely why Hinata was taping this. He’d sat patient long enough and it was his turn at the mic now, and did he have a song to blow them all away. And if he was lucky he’d walk away from the experience.

He climbed onto the stage, taking a deep breath and clearing his throat, the screen started producing the lyrics of the song, though he didn’t need them, as he started to sing by heart.

You change your mind
like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you PMS
like a bitch
I would know
And you, over-think
Always speak cryptically
I should know
that you're no good for me

Naruto knew he was going to die and or get his dick chopped off and if Sasuke was really pissed he'd make him sleep on the couch for all eternity. And if he was ever forgiven maybe he'd have sex with him again. But he didn't care, the little prick needed to be told exactly how he acted and this song was GOLD for it.

Cuz you're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and your done

Okay, so that wasn't actually the ending word but he thought that the replacement made a lot more sense. Sasuke really was contradictory, volatile, and too quick with the sex. It really was, up, in, out and done. Naruto started gesturing with his hands to accent the lyrics he watched Sasuke seethe, fed off it, told himself that if he was going to die he was going to die sending the message of exactly what it's like to date Sasuke Uchiha in the process.

You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make out

Again, not the way the verse ended but suited his purpose better. Naruto started to sing louder, really getting into it, trying not to crack up at the faces of his friends.

(you) you don't really wanna stay, no
(you) But you don't really wanna go-o

You're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and you're done

We used to be just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh
About nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know
that you're not gonna change

The faces in the audience ranged from increduous to fighting hysterics, Naruto was really getting into his song, and when Sai walked up to the stage he held out a hand to help him up. Sai started to sing backup, adapting to Naruto's simplistic dancing easily as they shared the mic. It was like they planned it.

Cuz you're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and your done

You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make out

The funny part of it was, that they had planned it. For emphasis on the kiss and make out part Sai and Naruto turned towards each other and got a little to close, half lidded eyes and near touching lips that Naruto knew Sasuke would take out on his hide for later, hopefully before during or after really long sex, just so Sasuke could prove he could do it.

(you) you don't really wanna stay, no
(you) But you don't really wanna go-o

You're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and you're done

Naruto wasn't going to take Sasuke's bullshit, year-long male PMS laying down any longer. And Sai was tired of hearing Naruto bitch about his boyfriend, so the pale boy had helped the girls plan this karaoke night and played the song for Naruto, nudging him to consider singing it. As the music started up again Naruto pointed, literally pointed right at Sasuke as he spoke the next part, the music dying away to emphasize his words even more.

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of love bipolar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride

You change your mind
like a girl changes clothes....

Sai snorted, it was so painfully true.

Cuz you're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and your done

You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make out

The audience was cheering him on now, Sasuke was being held in his seat by Neji and Lee, and Naruto knew he was in for it, knew and sang harder, staring at Sasuke. That thick headed nimrod would get why he was doing this if it killed him.

(you) you don't really wanna stay, no
(you) But you don't really wanna go-o

You're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and you're done

The way Sasuke looked, it really just might kill him.

Cuz you're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and your done

You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make out

(you) you don't really wanna stay, no
(you) But you don't really wanna go-o

Sasuke broke free and ran at the stage, Naruto bolted, and through his laughter, Sai finished the song.

You're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and you're done

Then everyone else left to watch or try and stop what promised to be a truly brutal fight between the two boys. Those of them that had no interest in seeing two boys practice homoeroticism ran for the karaoke machine after a while. Hinata stayed behind, still taping.

End.

Worship Katy Perry for the songs of epic-ness.

MAY also do Mannequin and One of the Boys also by Katy Perry. But only if reviews are good.