Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma was your typical teenage girl. She had thick, luscious, bright brunette hair with natural highlights of every color of the rainbow that fell lightly on her delicate shoulders. She had deep dark brown eyes that could turn to green or grey, depending what mood she was in. Her skin was as smooth as a baby’s ass (which, if you ask me, isn’t a pleasant thing if it has crap all over it). She could easily seduce any boy with the blink of any eye. But she was only normal.

One day, Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma was about on her normal business of screwing up fandoms when she heard a noise at her window. She got up to see what it was. “Like, omg, it’s, like, a freaking owl!” Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma exclaimed. She let the owl in through the window. She soon noticed that the owl had a scroll attached to its foot. She elegantly removed the scroll from the owl’s foot and she unrolled it.

“Dear Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma, You have been invited to come to OMGZ HOGWARTS as an American exchange student. Hope you can come, Dumbledore,” Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma read.

“Like, OMGZERS! I’m, like, going to freaking OMGZ HOGWARTS, even though i have no idea what it is and that I should b all skeptical, yanno? Because magic shouldn’t exist and stuff!” Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma exclaimed! So Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma packed all of her bags and went to OMGZ HOGWARTS, where she escaped her evil relative (who no one really knows about) who beat the shit out of her, despite the fact that Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma had no bruises to show for it.

A/N- Hi everyone! If you like this Mary Sue parody, then you should review! Please! Thank you so much! I'll probably have another chapter up tommorow.