JJ: Ah... Ah...

Kurama: What's wrong?

JJ: Ah... Ah...

Yusuke: Hello?

Hiei: (looks me in the eye) What are you on?

JJ: AH-CHOO!! (sneezes in Hiei's face)

Yusuke: Get away from Hiei! He's gonna be sick!

Hiei: You bitch!

JJ: Ah'm sick.

Kurama: With what?

JJ: A cold. Ah-choo!

Yusuke: That sucks.

Kuwabara: Hey, what's on the short guy's face?

Hiei: JJ sneezed on me!

JJ: Jou shoulda got outta da way!

Kurama: 'Jou'?

JJ: Stuffy dose.

Yusuke: YOU'RE NOT MAKING NO SENSE!!

JJ: (kicks him) Shut up, Jusuke!

Mukuro: Why is the author talking weird?

JJ: Ah got a cold.

Yukina: Are you gonna be OK?

JJ: Jeah. It's juss dat Ah'll be sick for a few days.

Kurama: Do you need anything?

JJ: AH DON'T NEED JOUR PITY!! DX

Mi-mama: You need my pity.

JJ: Bi-baba?

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

JJ: ... Ouch.

Mi-mama: I'll take care of you.

JJ: DOOOOOOOO!!

Mi-mama: And first things first, girl clothes.

JJ: DAT WON'T BAKE BE BETTER!! (runs in room and locks door)

Mi-mama: I'm gonna break this door down!

Yusuke: ... (sweat drops)

Hiei: This sucks ass.

Kurama: Where's the review papers? This is already boring.

Hiei: Pfft. Watching JJ suffer is always fun for me.

Kuwabara: That's mean.

Hiei: Who the hell said I was nice? ¬¬º

JJ: DO! DON'T COME IN, BI-BABA!!

Mi-mama: I'm gonna break your neck!

JJ: I DOE!

Kurama: (shakes head)

Rinku: I'm gonna go outside. Oh, here's the review papers. (gives them to Yusuke and leaves)

Kurama: Thanks!

Yusuke: Sweet, another new reviewer! The name is 'Kai-Chan94'! And she/he asks-

JJ: AHHHHHHHHHH!! (bumps into Yusuke) DAMMIT, JUSUKE!! BOVE!!

Yusuke: No.

Mi-mama: I GOT YOU NOW!! (drags me away)

JJ: Damn jou all! (grabs random leg)

Kurama: GET OFF OF ME!!

JJ: SCREW JOU!!

Hiei: No way! Off the fox! I wanna see you suffer!

JJ: (punches Hiei's shin hard) Bastard!

Hiei: (holds shin painfully) I think this is worse than having my CENSORED kicked.

JJ: (punches CENSORED even harder) Would jou like do dake dat back?

Hiei: Fuck you. (faints)

Mi-mama: (tugs) COME ON!!

JJ: AHHH!! ABUSER!!

Kurama: (runs away after getting out of my grip) Oh God! She bruised my leg.

Kuwabara: That's a strong grip.

Yusuke: How about we get back to these questions?

Kurama: Isn't Hiei supposed to answer the first question?

Yusuke: Screw Hiei! We can act like him.

Kuwabara: No one alive can pull off the Hiei glare.

Yusuke: - Because Shorty kills them all that can.

Kurama: Exactly.

Touya: Oh my Enma, that sucks.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: What sucks?

Touya: JJ is practically kicking that thirty year old, and that woman is still fighting to drag her to a car!

Kurama: Uhh, JJ's grandmother is fifty one.

Touya: Holy. Shit. Hey, Hiei's on the ground holding his pe- Ohh... JJ kicked him there again?

Kurama: Punched.

Touya: OO (faints)

Yusuke: Just hearing that makes an ice demon like Touya faint.

Kuwabara: Huh. Well, I guess we should wait until Hiei wakes up, if JJ didn't kill him.

(two hours later)

JJ: AH AIN'T WEARING NO DRESS!!

Mi-mama: TOO BAD!!

Yusuke: Huh! (head shoots up from ground)

Kurama: (rubs eyes and yawns) What time is it?

JJ: IT'S BEEN DWO HOURS!! WHAT HAVE JOU ALL BEEN DOING?!

Kuwabara: zzzz...

JJ: DEVER MIND!! (trips over Hiei) Ow!

Mi-mama: I WANT YOU TO WEAR GIRLY CLOTHES, JJ!!

JJ: DO! AH'M RUNNIN' AGAIN!!

Mi-mama: GET BACK HERE!!

Kurama: Hiei, wake up.

Hiei: Huh?! (sits up instantly)

Yusuke: Sweet! Now we can read this first question from Kai-Chan94!

My bro and I have a question about Hiei. Why the hell does he have a white starburst? Did he get in a fight with a paint can and lose?(From my bro Ryu).

Yusuke: HAHAHAHAH!! Hiei losing to a paint can?! I'd have to see this!

Hiei: Grr...

Kurama: Hiei, calm down and answer the freaking question.

Hiei: I WAS BORN WITH IT!!

Kuwabara: Really?

Kurama: Don't ask, Kuwabara. Just let Hiei get his anger out in a safe, nice-

Hiei: I'LL KILL YOU, REVIEWER!!

JJ: WHY DO AH HAVE DO DAKE DIS?! AH DON'T EVEN LIKE DEA!!

Mi-mama: It'll clear your nose out so you can talk normal.

JJ: Will it bake be feel better?

Mi-mama: No, but-

JJ: Dhen Ah'm not dakin it!

Hiei: (tackles me) Take it!

JJ: AH DON'T NEED JOUR PITY, JOU SHORT BASTARD, AND GET OFF OF BE!!

Mi-mama: Hold her down! (makes me drink tea)

JJ: (gags) I'm gonna vomit!

Kurama: (raises eyebrows in surprise) It actually worked.

JJ: What actually worked?

Kuwabara: You're talking normal!

JJ: When did I stop talking normal? (stares at Hiei) GET OFF OF ME!!

Hiei: I find this amusing.

JJ: Yeah, and there's another thing 'amusing' about this.

Hiei: Oh yeah? And that would be?

JJ: RAPIST!!

Hiei: Oh... (looks at the position he's in) OH GOD!! (jumps off)

JJ: (tackles him) I'm gonna bury you alive.

Kurama: OK...

Mi-mama: She really hates him.

Yusuke: Mmm-hmm.

Kuwabara: (snatches papers) I wanna read the next question!

Yusuke: (grabs papers) Then ask!

Kuwabara and Yusuke: (tugs at the papers)

Kurama: Oh joy. They're play 'Tug-A-War'.

Mi-mama: You know, you boys, you two could-

RIIIP

Mi-mama: (sighs) - Rip the papers in half.

Kuwabara: LOOK WHAT YOU DID, URAMESHI!!

Yusuke: What I did?! You did this!

Kurama: Both of you did this.

Mi-mama: Now what?

Yusuke: I'll tape them together! (tries to tape them together)

JJ: And how's that working?

Kuwabara: What happened to Hiei?

JJ: ... I called this fangirl place and he's long gone by now.

Kurama: Wow... (steps away slowly)

JJ: What? Wa-wait. Ah... Ah...

Mi-mama: Are you O-

JJ: AH-CHOOOOO!! (sneezes in Mi-mama's face) Whoo, I feel loads better.

Mi-mama: Damn you.

Kurama: JJ, I will comment that your grandmother is different than most elderly folks.

JJ: Daymn straight, Fox. And I'll read the next questions.

Kuwabara: Aww, why?!

JJ: ¬¬ Because I don't trust you, or Urameshi.

Yusuke: That hurts me.

JJ: I hope so. Here's the next Q!

Mi-mama: Question.

JJ: Whatever.

Kurama, why would you let her cut your hair? I thought that you kept a lot if not all of your weapons in your hair.

Kurama: ...

Yusuke: Well?

Kurama: If you know JJ, you'll know why I let her cut my hair. And now, my weapons are kept in a... safe spot.

Kuwabara: I thought you said you kept them in your a-

Kurama: SHUSH!!

Mi-mama: (thinks to self) I'm gonna do a full cavity check!

JJ: Mi-mama, what's-AH-CHOO-wrong?

Mi-mama: Nothing, JJ. Nothing. Can I speak to the fox?

Kurama: Me?

Mi-mama: Yes.

JJ: No one's stoppin' you. AH-CHOO!!

Mi-mama and Kurama: (leave to the bathroom)

JJ: (stifles laugh) I know where this is leading.

Yusuke: Wha-?

SCREECH

Kuwabara: What the hell was that?

JJ: This-AH-CHOO-always happens when Mi-mama see someone she likes.

Yusuke: What's she doin' to Kurama?

JJ: (smirk) You know what a cavity check is, right?

Yusuke: Yeah, but I don't see how that fits in this situation.

JJ: Think. Kurama, hasn't had anything stuck like that there and is screaming in pain, Mi-mama, always does cavity searches.

Yusuke: (realizes it and gags) I'm gonna puke.

Kuwabara: I don't get it. Your grandma is just searching through his mouth. How's that gross? Unless she isn't a dentist.

JJ: Look up 'caivty checks'. You'll know what I mean.

Kuwabara: ...

JJ: OK, here-

Yusuke: Where's the questions coming from?

JJ: Since you assholes ripped my papers, I'm just reading them from my laptop. OK, here's the next... Q?

Yusuke, Hiei and technically Kurama had long hair and it doesn't bother them at all. Also frankly without the hair gel you look damn hot. You'd get laid a lot more if it was down.

Yusuke: Is this even a question?

JJ: Who cares? Just... say something.

Yusuke: I'll ask this; How should I take this? As a compliment, an insult, or a statement?

JJ: WHO THE HELL CARES?!

Yusuke: OK! I'll wear my hair down now. (perverted smile) Meow!

JJ: Oh Zeus... Here's another Q from the person.

And finally Kuwabara. ...Why the hell are you so ugly? And dumb? Usually if the creator wants fans to like his character they would make their charater cute like the three above, but you're so ugly I gag everytime I have to look at you. Get the plastc surgery. Even if the people botched the job you'd still look better then you used to...

Yusuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Ohh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

JJ: I'm even gonna feel bad for you, Kuwabara. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! And if you believed that, you're raelly stupid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Kuwabara: ...

JJ and Yusuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! O-ONE MINUTE, KUWA-KUWABARA!!

(one minute turns into three hours)

JJ and Yusuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Yusuke: I'm d-done.

JJ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Kuwabara: (in my emo corner)

JJ: Hey! Get the hell outta my emo corner!

Kuwabara: It was either this, or the Botan corner, and I'm not feelin' bubbly.

JJ: I'll answer for you-

Kuwabara: NO!! Uhh... Shit, I wrote that damn answer somewhere...

(two more hours later)

Kuwabara: I FOUND IT!!

JJ: Whoot.

Yusuke: zzzz...

SCREECH

Yusuke: I felt that. If Jin was here, he'd probably scream with Kurama.

Mi-mama: That's a lot of weapons you hide down there, Fox.

Kurama: (limps slowly across to me) Save me from her!

JJ: Nope. Think of her this way; An older me.

Kurama: Oooh. Then please be gentle when you give out cavity checks. PLEASE!!

JJ: No. OK, Kuwabara, answer that question.

Kuwabara: Uhh, I'm still poor. Not unless-

JJ: Don't bring any Americans in this questions.

Kuwabara: ... OK, I'm still poor.

JJ: Sad. I wonder what it would be like if Kuwabara got plastic surgery. (tries to imagine it) Yeah, no. It's not gonna happen. I can't even imagine it.

Yusuke: I'll try not to laugh.

Kuwabara: ...

JJ: OK, Hiei's being a zombie outside, so I gotta call the po-po. So, keep the questions up! Later! ... KURAMA, YOUR ASS IS BLEEDING!! I really gotta go.