
When Kairi picks up a new hobby, hilarity ensues. Yet, no matter how strange this eccentric red head acts, Sora will always love her. SoraxKairi oneshot.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Sora & Kairi - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 07-06-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4375673
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Sora sat on a bench in Twilight Town, the sunset shown brightly making the backdrop a beautiful orange color. He sighed and leaned back in his seat. Suddenly two hands covered his eyes, and a voice asked,"Guess who?"
He smiled, "Kairi?"
"Ew, no," said the voice. The hands were removed and Sora looked up to see Riku's face.
"Oh, sorry Riku, it's just you smell like Kairi."
Riku's eyes widened, "That's creepy," he said," and how would you know what she smells like?"
"I dunno," Sora shrugged, "She smells like the prettiest flowers in the world and last week when we kissed—"
"OK, OK…dude I know you're her boyfriend now but, I don't want any lovey dovey details."
Sora laughed," Right, sorry."
Riku sat down beside Sora; they sat quietly for a long time staring at the sunset.
Sora sighed and closed his eyes, he opened them again as he heard the crinkling of a candy bar wrapper.
"Hey, where'd you get that?"
"Where do you think?" asked Riku, "geez Sora, you're a retard."
Sora frowned and sat quietly. Suddenly Roxas appeared.
"Hey guys what is up?"
"Um, nothing much, what've you been up to Roxas?" Sora asked.
"I have been examining Namine's many wonderful drawings."
Riku cocked an eyebrow, "Um why aren't you using contractions anymore?"
"I think I have been hanging around with Namine too much."
Sora and Riku laughed. All of the sudden, Kairi FLEW up to them dressed in a super heroine outfit. Her outfit was blue and she had black boots, and a red cape and underpants looking thing outside of it. The logo on her chest had a circle and a KBK in it in big bold letters.
"Hello, my puny friends!" she exclaimed.
Sora's eyes widened. "Kairi," he said sitting up," what's with the ridiculous outfit?!"
"It's not ridiculous," she said defensively," It's cool, and I want you to meet my sidekick."
Riku's mouth was hanging open, Sora pushed it shut and Riku glared at him.
"Come hither WW!" Kairi called.
Namine's voice wafted from behind a building," Kairi," she complained in a whiney voice," I don't like my name, and I don't want to be your sidekick!"
"Just get over here," Kairi called.
Namine came out from behind a corner her head was drooped, and if you looked close enough you could tell she was blushing. Her outfit was all white except for a blue cape blue underpants thing and blue boots she also had a blue eye mask. With her she carried her sketch pad.
Roxas screamed and ran away.
Sora's eyes widened again, and Riku was laughing his head off.
"Kairi," said Riku between fits of laugher, "what's your superhero name?"
"Why, thank you for asking Riku. My name is Kick Butt Kairi!" She answered loudly," and this is my sidekick Weiner Whiner."
Riku fell out of his chair laughing and Sora stood up smiling.
Kairi's face fell into a frown.
Sora walked up to her and held her hands," You'll always be my super hero," he said and kissed her on the forehead. Her eyes widened and she blushed. Namine sniggered, and Riku cried.
Roxas suddenly came running back, "Yes, Namine you shall always be mine as well."
"Roxas," She said.
"Yes?"
"I'm a sidekick."
"In that case you shall always be my…uh..sidekick?" he said smiling.
They all laughed.
The End!
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Um yeah, my very first fanfiction I made this a looooooooooooooooong time ago and I decided to upload it now. Lol just done for pure fun, but I hope you all like it. If you press the review button Santa Claus comes!
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