Chapter 5

Chapter 5

Happier subject. EOCs are coming up soon, ok, not really happier. Really the only thing on my mind though, except for I need to trash Danny, get Riley, and maybe get laid. All of which hard as hell. I wonder what I would do if the world was going to end in like 5 hours… Rob a bank, eat a lot, get drunk and then laid. Maybe beat someone up, I don’t know. I think I’m going to read wuthering heights… Need to stop letting my mind wander like that.

Ah, fuck, Danny’s home. Well, invading my home to be more exact. Whatever, if he says anything ill throw a vase at him…Wait… We don’t have any vases, Shit, there went my “foolproof” plan. And its not like Id actually manage to hit him anyways. I turned on my I pod, put my ear buds in, and didn’t have to blast the volume cause it was already turned up as loud as possible, from my job at the bank hehe.

Many songs later…

It was strawberry gashes by jack off Jill. ‘Hex me, told her” love that part. “She said kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over all over” My door opened and in came pissed off Danny. He kicked my shin and started screaming incomprehensible words. Some cuss words, others just too fast to understand. I was surprised I could hear him over my music, and then he slapped me. Still wonder what the fuck he’s mad about. Then of course with one of my ear buds knocked out, he had failed some big test and it’s going to be on his profile.

Ha bitch, he was never smart anyway, so nobody expected him to pass in the first place. But he was really mad, like OMG!! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!! Mad. Sucks for me cause I’m the first person he saw… Damn. I woke up the next morning or same day, I don’t really know, with a few bruises and covered with sweat. Stupid nightmares. Oh well, Danny’s out at some bar, I hope he pukes all over some stripper. Now I guess you can kind of understand why when he found me going the wrong way I wished it was a serial killer, not him. Well, probably not.

Oh shit, I have school tomorrow, god damn it. Oh well, I guess I wont go, but then I don’t know what People will do, probably talk about me (still not used to it.) Or maybe they’ll just die from that bitch in science, yes, poor Nathan. Riley is getting hotter by the day… I have to redo the highlights in my hair, might as well do that now, and straighten it and go buy some gel while I’m at it. Oh, they don’t have any stores with gel open for hours. Oh hey, wuthering heights… wasn’t I going to read the?? Oh well, I guess I will. I have shit loads of time on my hands anyway. Well, it takes long enough to do my hair, not that anyone even looks at it anyway. Maybe I should stop doing my hair, no, I must do my hair. It’s the last half nor…nowhere near normal thing about me, and its cool so ha!

Danny did his hair really cool yesterday. It was black and it stuck up in the back like Scotty vanity’s hair. And it had red tips in the front and a few in the back. And you can never forget the streaks, but the only reason his hair is so freaking awesome is cause I told him to do it like that. What now. I’ve been writing in my diary a lot. Heh, its really fun even though my diary is like a happier version on the series of unfortunate events, but that’s beside the point. What I was going to say was that my uber sexy really tiny pencil died on me so now I have to use some big fat ugly pencil and I’m all sad and depressed cause its way too big and its hard to write with fast, which sucks. I’m pretty pathetic for being sad over a pencil dying. But I had a connection with that pencil!! Shut up… It even smelled like me…ok, my hand but that’s beside the point, it’s still me. The new pencil smells like plastic. Danny said I should really consider the loony bin cause I had a spaz attack when the pencil broke, I had named it Freddy.