Title: Heist

Title: Heist

Characters/Pairings: Schuldig, Nagi, Crawford

Team: Schwarz

Word Count: 100

Challenge: Bad Taste

Some of Schuldig’s favourite venues were museums. Ignorant "expertise", bewilderment, disgust, wonder. Sometimes, people understood what they talked about. These were the ones he listened to; they led him to the good stuff.

Also, many of the pictures were pretty.

Many were not. He swiveled into the modern collection like he owned it, like he was a more interesting piece than the splatteriest of crap gracing the walls.

"Are you finished?" Nagi, Ever-Bored. Good assassin name.

"Which one?" Crawford asked.

Schuldig told him.

"Oh?"

Later, bored of it, Schuldig returned The Scream to the museum like he expected a refund.