MasterBakatare-san

GeeksRULE

July 18, 2008

MB: Yay! A Sequal!!

GR: We should be doing the homework dad assigned…

MB: Meh. Just ruin it for me AGAIN, why don’cha…

GR: I believe I just did… Again.

MB: Meh…

Disclaimer: We do not own anything from either Bleach or Inuyasha or any of the songs we used.

The Monde-Queen

“…Brandy used to watch his thighs when he sold his tailored stories… she could hear the ocean's falling tide…"

"Ka-go-me!"

"Yes, Ishida-kun?"

"Mondegreen, Mondegreen, MONDEGREEN!"

The young woman grinned "Well," She began smugly, "What can I say?" She patted her husband on the back, "I am the Monde-Queen!"

Ishida blanched, "What?"

"The Monde-Queen!"

Ishida's face went blank as he placed his coffee mug on the kitchen table they were sitting at. "I realize dinner was good, but was it so good that it had begun to act as a hallucinogen? Or have you finally gone crazy? I had the feeling it was going to happen, but not this soo-"

"I-SHI-DA!"

"Gomen, 'Gome-chan, but really? Monde-Queen?"

"Yes, Ishida. Monde-Queen."

Kagome began to cackle, "NO ONE SHALL STEAL THY THRONE!!"

"Dear Kami…" Ishida murmured, "Bed time for 'Gome-chan."

She pouted, "But, Ishida-kun! I'm not even tired!"

"Do you want to know the correct lyrics?"

"NO!! You would take away my royal rights!"

"Brandy used to watch his eyes as he told his sailor stories… She could feel the ocean fall and rise-"

"OKAY, okay, I get it! I'll look up lyrics next time."

"Will you really?"

"No."

Ishida smiled, "Good."

"WHAT? But you've been complaining for the last few hours about it! Whenever I sing some lyric, you always, always correct me!"

"Well," he blinked, "would you rather go around in public singing the wrong lyrics-"

"Well, no but-"

"-because while I think it's cute, I'm sure strangers will find it strange."

"Well I-you think it's cute?"

Ishida brought the news paper back up in front of his face, his right hand reaching for the handle of his coffee mug, "Of course, Kagome-chan. It's one of the many quirks you have that I fell in love with."

"Aww… Ishida! You're the best!"

The man grinned from behind the newspaper, "I know."

Kagome sighed dramatically, "Oh my dear, dear Monde-King…"

Ishida snickered, "Aren't you taking this a bit too far?"

"No."

"Okay then."

"Just to tell you, I'm not making you beef stew ever, ever again."

"What!!"

Ijou-desu

MB: Okay, this was totally random, but I came up with the term "Monde-Queen" a few days ago, and it made my parents cackle like evil scientists.

GR: It's true.

MB: So… I thought that it would be fun to write about it.

MB: Well… yeah. Okay!