Princess Leela Oregano
knelt down next to RME-2D or Hermes for short. He was the first droid
to ever become a bureaucrat and he lived with and hence belonged to
Leela. The princess’s other droid, ME-PO or Amy for short was
standing nearby and panicking. “Mistress Leela,” she cried. “We
have to go! The- whoa!” She (Although technically ME-PO was neither
boy nor girl, it had a feminine voice and nickname and hence shall be
referred to as a she) broke off as the ship tilted and gracefully
fell to the floor. Leela sighed and rolled her eye. The droids were a
pain in the you-know-where to travel with, but they did have their
uses. “Hermes,” the princess instructed “Take these plans for
the gold, jeweled Death Star to the rebellion and make sure they
don’t fall into the wrong hands.” Hermes bleeped a long list of
words that explained what he thought of her latest instructions.
Leela replied with a few words of her own, then ran off to who knows
where.