World of Warcraft Songs

By Sekana Katayama

For your amusement, and mine. Try listening to the actual songs while reading – it’s even more amusing that way.

Disclaimer: I don’t own World of Warcraft. Neither do you. Misery loves company.

Also, just so you know, some of these I wrote a long time ago, so they still say ‘60’ as the highest level in the game. I’d fix it, but unfortunately it would throw the rhythm off. So sorry!

It’s My Lag

(It’s My Life by Bon Jovi)

This is a song for the disconnected
For all those times you’re disappointed
Mebbe one day I’ll have enough time
To run an instance or two
And get some good gear

It's my lag
I’m not that stupid
I know better than to sap in combat
I just want to play while I’m online (It's my lag)
My latency’s at almost 5k
I never see my chat log update
I just wanna live through this boss fight
It's my lag

This is for the ones who tried to play
Through lag spikes and dc’s they fought that day
Surely it’ll go ‘way but make no mistakes
You’ll be really lucky
If your cpu don’t break

It's my lag
I’m not still running
I hope I get a chance to right things
I just want a chance to apologize (For my lag)
Hearthing’s like inviting dc
The loading bar just won’t keep going
I just wanna play my 70 main
-- this lag

Better stand tall when they're kicking you out
Tell them all the trouble you’ve had throughout

It's my lag
I’m not that stupid
I wish I wouldn’t lag forever
I just want to play when I’m online (It's my lag)
My tears are burning through the mousepad
Why’s the latency so -- bad?
I just wanna play when I’m online
Curse this lag

(It's my lag)
Gotta pull together
I don’t get to play forever
I just want to play while I have time (It's my lag)
My curses are just hollow, lame threats
I’m not sure that I’m not dead yet
I just wanna play when I’m online
But it's my lag