A/N- AND LO, IT CAME TO PASS THAT BY THE POWERS FESTED IN ME AND ALL THAT CRAP I JUST... am done with this stupid author's note. Golly gee.

Disclaimer- AH ha. Ja.

x Aeris looked around in amazement. "Whoa. The set is HUUUGGGGGEEE..."

"Yes. Yes it is," Bobysue stated, chewing on a doughnut.

"Where is everyone else, anyway?" x Aeris asked, glancing around. There was no staff.

"Oh, they're on strike," Bobysue answered, brushing it off. "Ya know, since it's been about seven or so months since I updated.

"Gawsh, what were you doing?!" x Aeris asked, her eyes full of curiousity.

Bobysue looked down, then over to a Japanese kid who was eating doughnuts. "Torturing this guy."

Jin looked up from his twenty-seventh doughnut. "Nn?"

"..."

"Oh, and I've been torturing Larka and Jin's girlfriend and Dravis and Waka (only a little 0^0) and Oki (again, only a little) and Ammy and Issun and... well, everyone that actually happens to even be on the Okami staff. It's pretty fun."

x Aeris frowned, then grabbed Bobysue around the neck, screaming, "YOU FRICIN' IDIOM!! GRA GRA *censored* YOU *censored* PIECE OF *censored* I SWEAR THAT--"

"You spelled frickin' wrong!" Bobysue shouted.

"I'm back fwom meh potty bweak!" Waka announced. "So when is the next chapter starting?"

"Now," Bobysue answered.

"OH NOES!" WAKA SHOUTED. "I FORGETTED TO LEARN MEH LINES!!"

"I like Demi Lovato and Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez and the Cheeta Girls and-" Oki rambled to Hikki, who was asleep and thinking about her new album called This Is The One which you can find at your friendly neighborhood Wal-mart, but she was also dreaming about how great it would be to be freed from this idiotic nonsense that was also called A Random Waka Story Ni and she was also thinking about updating her blog because it had been almost a month since she had updated it, but she was so busy with everything that she hadn't had time to do anything and--

Well, you get the point.

"I dun gert it," x Aeris announced.

"I lied," Bobysue admitted. "I seem to do that a lot in this story. I wonder why. I'm not a liar in real life."

"I want to eat cake with Lawliet!" McKayla announced.

"Lawlipop!" Bobysue replied.

"I just thought of something!" Issun announced. Everyone groaned, but he continued anyway, saying, "This story is written by Bobysue/Keroanne1/Kero-chan/whatever you wanna call her, right? Well, then, why isn't it in first person? It seems somewhat grammerically incorrect. But, of course, I do not believe in Kira, the guy who makes people supposedly have heart-attacks. I mean, that's just stupid. 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Issun grabbed his chest and had a sudden heart attack.

"Well, that's nice," Midori said.

"..." Link stated seriously, folding his arms.

"Who knows why I was given the Keyblade! Now let's go, Sam," Frodo said.

"Whoa, it's even weirder when I'm here," x Aeris stated.

"No, they're being scarily normal today. Besides, what was weird was yesterday. I went to the zoo and saw a red panda and monkey babies and snakes and fossa and- and- and like, I saw some really pretty kitties that could eat me and I saw birdies!" Bobysue stated.

"I'm still on strike!" Cheshire Cat shouted, kutting himself with a K.

Jin looked around. "Where's Larka and Dravis and Yuuki, anyway? Weren't ya gonna introduce Yuu?"

Bobysue shrugged. "Maybe I'll do it later. Anyway, I thought that you were pissed at them."

"Larka's my little sister. Of course I'm always pissed at her."

"AM I A GRANDPA, THEN?!" Waka screeched, grabbing Oki's arm, who stared blankly.

"Wha?"

"NO!" McKayla screamed. "NO SPOILERS! GURSH DURN IN!"

"Well, I must say mu to you, then," Gin said, bowing. "Thank u."

A/N- Not too random... *sigh* Sorry. It's awful, isn't it? *flys away* When I come back, I won't be feeling so serious.... HOPEFULLY...........