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Author: JJAPrice15
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Reviews: 1 - Published: 07-24-08 - Updated: 07-24-08 - Complete - id:4421355
Hello

Hello. JJAPrice15, here. This time, I’m doing a songfic to the song “It’s Our House Now!”.

By the way, I own nothing in this story. Especially the cartoon characters. Everyone and everything belongs to their respective owners. Enjoy the show.

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On Halloween Night, at the House of Toons, Danny Cat was showing great cartoons to various toons. Meanwhile, Sawyer Cat, Danny's wife, was checking on things. Suddenly, she was grabbed by dark energy. That energy comes from Velina (A/N: from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!). With her was Lord Maliss (A/N: from Happily Ever After) with Meowth (A/N: from Pokemon).

“It’s midnight. And I’ve got a little trick for Danny Cat.” Maliss said, with a smirk, “Sorry, Sawyer. But we can’t be dull villains on Halloween.”

Upon hearing that, Sawyer was trying to struggle out of Velina’s grip. All the while, Maliss was signaling Prof. Viper (A/N: Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), who signaled Chigusa Amagasaki (A/N: from Negima!) to flip the switch. Meanwhile, back at the stage…

“Okay, everyone. Now’s a time for a change of pace.” Danny said, proudly.

“Light’s out!” Chigusa said, as she turned off the lights.

Danny then looked around in the dark, until Maliss appeared with a spotlight on him. Danny turned around to see that.

“Right you are, Danny. It’s Halloween, you know. And with just the right touch.” Maliss said, as Prof. Viper pulled Danny away. Then, Maliss began to sing.

Maliss: This could be quite the place

Chigusa: (as she releases ghosts from a box) Full of wholesome, happy faces

Velina: (as she brings Sawyer in) Hanging out

Prof. Viper: (as he grabs Danny by the back collar of his shirt) feeling fine

The Joker (The Batman version): Where everyone's a friend of mine

Chigusa: Inside this evil joint

Prof. Viper: Every guest gets to the point

Villains: This day will live in infamy

The clock strikes midnight

Velina: The House of Toons is history

the villains laugh evilly

Villains: It's our house now

It's our house now

It's fact you can't ignore

Shut the windows

May (from Pokemon): (scared, embracing Manaphy) lock the doors

Villains: It's our house now

Raise your mugs

You thieves and thugs

Join the rabble-rousing crowd

It's our house now

Mirage (from Aladdin the Animated Series): All the coolest cats

fit in so perfectly

Maleficent (from Sleeping Beauty): Every evil queen gets due respect

(Maleficent turns into her dragon form)

Cartakos (A.K.A. the Devil/Demon King from Negima!): Love your work!

Kaa (from The Jungle Book): You'll forget your troubles

Put your trust in me

Redd, A.K.A. the Queen of Hearts (from Alice in Wonderland): You've had your fun

Cards: You've made your play

Villains: But every feline has his day

The villains the had Danny and Sawyer slide down the cards

It's our house now

Pain and Panic: down and dirty

Villains: It's our house now

Demons: me hearty

Joker: What a place for breaking bread

Devil Robot (from Futurama) and Great Pumpkin: (as they surround Asuna Kagurazaka, Haruhi Suzumiya and Rena Kunisaki) Things are better

Redd: Off with their heads

As she sang that, she literally sliced Devil Robot’s and Great Pumpkin’s heads off with her hands

Villains: It's our house now

Big Bad Wolf: what a party

Villains: Join the fun with no regrets

Redd: Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed

The cards surround the good toons.

Chigusa: Get those puppies!

Prof. Viper: Game over, Danny!

Velina: Hit the road, Sawyer!

Maliss: Take a hike, chickies!

Villains: It's our house now

(Don't bother coming back)

It's our house now

Danny and Sawyer were outside, casted out of the House of Toons, which turns into the House of Villains. All they can do is for all the evil to end.

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What do you think? Pretty dark, huh? Well, if anyone wants to make a songfic that follows the evens of this one, be my guest. Read and review, and no flames or destructive criticism.



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