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Hello. JJAPrice15, here. This time, I’m doing a songfic to the song “It’s Our House Now!”.
By the way, I own nothing in this story. Especially the cartoon characters. Everyone and everything belongs to their respective owners. Enjoy the show.
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On Halloween Night, at the House of Toons, Danny Cat was showing great cartoons to various toons. Meanwhile, Sawyer Cat, Danny's wife, was checking on things. Suddenly, she was grabbed by dark energy. That energy comes from Velina (A/N: from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!). With her was Lord Maliss (A/N: from Happily Ever After) with Meowth (A/N: from Pokemon).
“It’s midnight. And I’ve got a little trick for Danny Cat.” Maliss said, with a smirk, “Sorry, Sawyer. But we can’t be dull villains on Halloween.”
Upon hearing that, Sawyer was trying to struggle out of Velina’s grip. All the while, Maliss was signaling Prof. Viper (A/N: Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), who signaled Chigusa Amagasaki (A/N: from Negima!) to flip the switch. Meanwhile, back at the stage…
“Okay, everyone. Now’s a time for a change of pace.” Danny said, proudly.
“Light’s out!” Chigusa said, as she turned off the lights.
Danny then looked around in the dark, until Maliss appeared with a spotlight on him. Danny turned around to see that.
“Right you are, Danny. It’s Halloween, you know. And with just the right touch.” Maliss said, as Prof. Viper pulled Danny away. Then, Maliss began to sing.
Maliss: This could be quite the place
Chigusa: (as she releases ghosts from a box) Full of wholesome, happy faces
Velina: (as she brings Sawyer in) Hanging out
Prof. Viper: (as he grabs Danny by the back collar of his shirt) feeling fine
The Joker (The Batman version): Where everyone's a friend of mine
Chigusa: Inside this evil joint
Prof. Viper: Every guest gets to the point
Villains: This day will live in infamy
The clock strikes midnight
Velina: The House of Toons is history
the villains laugh evilly
Villains: It's our house now
It's our house now
It's fact you can't ignore
Shut the windows
May (from Pokemon): (scared, embracing Manaphy) lock the doors
Villains: It's our house now
Raise your mugs
You thieves and thugs
Join the rabble-rousing crowd
It's our house now
Mirage (from Aladdin the Animated Series): All the coolest cats
fit in so perfectly
Maleficent (from Sleeping Beauty): Every evil queen gets due respect
(Maleficent turns into her dragon form)
Cartakos (A.K.A. the Devil/Demon King from Negima!): Love your work!
Kaa (from The Jungle Book): You'll forget your troubles
Put your trust in me
Redd, A.K.A. the Queen of Hearts (from Alice in Wonderland): You've had your fun
Cards: You've made your play
Villains: But every feline has his day
The villains the had Danny and Sawyer slide down the cards
It's our house now
Pain and Panic: down and dirty
Villains: It's our house now
Demons: me hearty
Joker: What a place for breaking bread
Devil Robot (from Futurama) and Great Pumpkin: (as they surround Asuna Kagurazaka, Haruhi Suzumiya and Rena Kunisaki) Things are better
Redd: Off with their heads
As she sang that, she literally sliced Devil Robot’s and Great Pumpkin’s heads off with her hands
Villains: It's our house now
Big Bad Wolf: what a party
Villains: Join the fun with no regrets
Redd: Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed
The cards surround the good toons.
Chigusa: Get those puppies!
Prof. Viper: Game over, Danny!
Velina: Hit the road, Sawyer!
Maliss: Take a hike, chickies!
Villains: It's our house now
(Don't bother coming back)
It's our house now
Danny and Sawyer were outside, casted out of the House of Toons, which turns into the House of Villains. All they can do is for all the evil to end.
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What do you think? Pretty dark, huh? Well, if anyone wants to make a songfic that follows the evens of this one, be my guest. Read and review, and no flames or destructive criticism.