A/N: Alright, since the TV series is over and HTF is back on the internet, I’m going to write shorter HTF fics from now on. So basically I’m writing my own HTF Internet Shorts now.

(Theme song plays and letters appear on the tree)

Happy Tree Friends

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Giggles 911

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Starring…

Pop & Cub

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And…

Giggles

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Featuring…

Cuddles

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And...

Lumpy

(Screen fades to black and theme song stops)

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A loud high-pitched scream is heard outside of Pop’s house (hollow tree) and suddenly a can of beans shoots out of the window, shattering it.

Pop nervously mumbled, “Ugh…ababuh wee, doba do ba bo” as he nervously hid behind a tipped over table. Suddenly a glass was thrown at the table and Pop ducked as it shattered into the table. “Son, alm own, son!” Pop chokingly murmured.

“NO!!” Cub screamed as he picked up a toaster and swung it by the chord as he screamed.

Pop gasped as he turned around and ran from Cub, who was chasing him with the toaster. Pop then hurtled into the bathroom and slammed the door shut, and then locked it. Cub threw the toaster at the door so hard the toaster shot to pieces. Then Cub grabbed a golf club and slammed it into the door as he screamed angrily. “Uh, huh, ugh-huh-huh!” Pop howled in horror as he looked back and forth. Pop then found a telephone randomly placed on top of the toilet and smiled. Pop then grabbed the phone and turned the wheel.

Meanwhile, a different phone, set on a coffee table wrong and Giggles walked to it and picked it up. “Ewo?” Giggles said.

“Oh! My hun eh ouw uh huntrol! Elp! ELLLLP!!” Pop screamed into the phone.

“O-hay!” Giggles smiled.

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Giggles walked to Pop’s front door and rang the door doorbell. The door swung open. “Na-eeh! Yo ere!” Pop said as he hugged Giggles.

Giggles giggled as Pop welcomed Giggles in. Suddenly a baseball hit Giggles in the head and Giggles fell on her back. “Ow!” Giggles screamed as she rubbed her head and stood up.

“YA-HA-HA-HAAAR!!” Russell screamed as he flew out the window.

“Mmm-mmm,” Giggles grumbled as she nodded her head in discontent. She then grabbed Cub and set him on a stool in the corner. “Ub, mo-me mawababeewee!” Giggles calmly said to Cub. Cub just stunk his tongue out at her and spit splattered all over Giggles’ face. “Ew! No, ub! No!” Giggles screamed. Then cub stood up, pulled down his diaper and peed on Giggles as he laughed like a little brat. Giggles screamed in horror as she put her hands in front of her face, trying to block the stream of pee. Giggles then miserably grabbed an umbrella as the pee kept flowing on her head, but then Cub grabbed the umbrella, ripped his diaper off, threw it at Giggles and then hit Giggles on the head with it. “Ow!” Giggles said. Cub then hit her with it again. “Dop eht!” Giggles screamed. Cub then hit her three times. “AAAAH!!” Giggles screamed as she ran away from Cub, who was chasing her with the umbrella. She then ran into the bathroom and slammed the door and locked it. Cub hit the door with the umbrella, grunted, then glared at Pop.

“Uh…un…bobaba dee be?” Pop asked as he backed away from Cub.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!” Cub screamed as he ran after Pop with the umbrella. Pop ran to the bathroom and grabbed the doorknob, trying to pull the door open.

“Huh? Agh! Na-eeh! Et me in! Agh! Elp! Elp!” Pop screamed as he slammed his fists into the door. Cub continued to angrily walk towards Pop, swinging the umbrella back and forth like a sword. Cub then threw the umbrella at Pop, who ducked, causing the tip of the umbrella to slam into the door, causing it to get pinned to the door. “Huuuh?” Pop moaned as he stood back up. Suddenly the door swung open and Giggles was stuck to the wall with the tip of the umbrella sticking out of her forehead. Blood ran down her face as she twitched, moaned and groaned, then one last “ehhh” escaped her lips and her head turned to the side a bit and she stopped moving. Then her body fell on the ground, with a huge hole in the back of her head. A puddle of blood formed around her head.

Pop screamed in horror as he ran out of the house, howling in horror. Cub then grabbed a baseball bat and chased after Pop, laughing like a little monster. “Elp! Elp!” Pop yelped as he ran through the street. Mole’s car sped towards Pop and Pop screamed. But then Mole swerved to the right and hit Mime, who flew in the air. Cub then ran past Mole’s car and swung the bat at Mime. Mime splattered open and his guts flew in the air.

“Aha!” Cuddles, holding a baseball glove as he saw Mime’s eyeball coming towards him, thinking it was a baseball. He held his gloved hand up and then the eyeball splattered all over the glove. “Huh?” Cuddles asked as he looked at the splattered mess on his hand. Then blood splattered all over Cuddles and then guts splattered on him. Cuddles screamed and then both of Mime’s antlers impaled into Cuddles eyes, one antler in each eye, knocking Cuddles on the ground.

Cub then ran across the street towards Pop until he tripped and fell. Cub then sat up and cried because he scraped his knee. “Aww,” Pop said in sympathy as he walked towards Cub, holding out his hands for Cub. But then a car sped down and smashed into Cub, causing blood to splatter on the hood and on the windshield and Cub’s hat to land on the antenna. Pop screamed in horror as he looked down at bloody mess of guts on the street and screamed in horror.

“Huh?” Lumpy asked as he stepped out of the car and looked down at the ground. “Uhh-ohh,” Lumpy said. Pop and Lumpy then looked at each other, then they both turned around and walked away whistling with their hands in their pockets.

Then the closing circle closes in on Cub’s hat on the antenna.

(End credits)

Moral: Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!