Valentines Day/Night:

All five of them were at the movie rental.

“ guys do we really have to be here?” Martin asked. “I mean what is so special about valentine's day?” He asked . Both Frasier and Roz stared at him then glared.

“okay okay so you two got together..”Martin explained as if it was nothing.

“ uh yeah they did” Daphne said sarcastically. Niles nodded.

“ Hey guys look it's Legally Blonde..” Daphne smirked.

“Oh no..” Roz rolled her eyes Frasier followed suite.

“Daphne if you want to see Legally Blonde I hear there is a musical and that it's better” Roz explained.

“Roz your encouraging her..” Frasier nudged Roz.

“Relax Frasier it's a musical..right up your ally” Roz explained.

“no...I like the opera..”Frasier explained.

Roz whispered in Daphne's ear “more like loves” Daphne giggled. Frasier looked a little upset but then Roz leaned up and kissed his cheek. He turned a bright crimson color. Roz smiled at him. Daphne nudged Niles but Niles was too busy staring at Daphne,and she of course didn't notice.

“alright now how do we see it?” Daphne asked Roz.

“Well I'm a pretty good hacker..” Roz admitted. She always admits to being good at things.

“ I could hack up the whole show and have it play continuously with perfect quality..” Roz explained.

“ Frasier just trust me it'll be fine it'll be better then a boring movie about it wouldn't it it was the only way to shut her up” Roz whispered into his ear.

“Fine I guess we could do that” Frasier admitted.

“ Okay we'll have to stop at my apartment so I can get the lab top...” She explained. Niles and Frasier exchanged looks Niles mouthed Lab Top? Frasier just shrugged.

Back at Frasier's apartment. Everyone was sitting on the coach Martin was in his chair. Roz had her back to them all as she was fixing up the computer. Martin was trying to read the Tv guide. Daphne

was as usual not noticing Niles staring at her. They were after all sitting very closely. Frasier was trying very hard not to stare at Roz. Soon enough she turned around.

“Okay everyone” Roz did her best presentation voice. “ Presenting The Musical Legally Blonde” She smiled Daphne clapped everyone else just stared at Roz as if to say So what? Roz finally took a seat next to Frasier and the arm rest. She clicked a bottom before she sat down and it began

Dear Elle,
He's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose

Dear Elle,
Honey maseltav
future's taking off
Bring that ring back
and show it to me

Four carats
A princess cut
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish i could be there to see

When he gets down on one knee

omigod
omigod, you guys

The moment these words were sung

Roz immediately grunted

Oh MY God

and everyone of course laughed
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
omigod, you guys

omigod, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
omigod, you guys

omigod!

Okay,
Everybody signed, good
Now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade

Light candles in single file
Dont forget to smile
Lose the gum Kate, you look like a maid (Spoken: Sorry!)
Now prepare to serenade.

omigod
omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize

(Spoken) SH!

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifi...

(Spoken)SHH!

omigod, you...

(Spoken)GUYS, I'M SERIOUS!

Elle and Warner were meant to be

Not once has he ever hit on me

(Spoken) SHUT-UP!

There just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies
omigod

Two! Three! Four!
Daughter of Delta-Nu
Soon to be fiance
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man could supersede,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood

omigod
omigod, you gu-

"Guy, she's not here."

"Bruiser, where is Elle?"
(Bark)
"She's doesnt have an engagement outfit?"
(Bark)
"She's totally freaking out?"
(Bark)
"She's trapped in the old valley mill?"
(Bark)
"Oh whoops sorry, the Old Valley Mall?!"

omigod, dress emergency!

Don't take the freeway!

Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize!
omigod, you guys!

omigod
omigod
omigod
omigod
omigod

(Spoken) It's almost there but...
(Sung) This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Cant look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied

omigod
omigod, you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me its totally proposal eyes
omigod you guys

So help me dress for my fairytale
Cant wear something I bought on sale

Love is , like, forever.
This is no time to economize
omigod, you guys

(Spoken) Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in. It's perfect for a blonde.

(Spoken)Right! With a half lip stitch on china silk?

(Spoken) Uh-huh.

(Spoken) But the thing is, you can't use a half lip stich on china silk. It'll pucker.
And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue

(whisper)
omigod
omigod, you guys

(Spoken) I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price

Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies

(Spoken) It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde!
(Sung) I may be in love but im not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes

(Spoken) omigod, Elle woods
(Sung) Sorry, our mistake
Courtney, take your break!
Just ignore her
She hasn't been well
Try this!
Latest from Milan
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientelle
Its a gift from me to Elle

omigod
omigod, you guys
This one's perfect and its just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
omigod

omigod
omigod you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Cause we love you guys!

No, I love you guys!

omigod

omigod

omigod
You guys!
omigod!

And so it began. Daphne yelled at the computer when Warner Dumped Elle. Everyone looked at Roz when Elle sang so much better. Frasier grunted when Elle was excepted into Harvard his ala mater. Niles cursed what Emmett wore for most of the show...corduroy so not in. Martin kept going on and on about how Emmett was right about working hard to get what you want. Both Daphne and Roz attempted to do the bend and snap dance. Niles and Frasier couldn't help but stare. Niles had a had time breathing afterwards Roz rolled her eyes and smirked at Frasier. Finally near the end Daphne kept making comments about how Emmett and Elle should be together and Roz was agreeing saying that Emmett should make his move already. When it finally ended Martin made an unusual comment.

“ You know What you two are a lot like those two only Roz is more like Emmett one who works hard but isn't all about appearance..while Frasier here is all about the appearance and being cool” Roz of course took offense to this.

“ So your saying that I don't try hard enough in my appearance?” She asked him.

“no that's not what I meant” Martin tried to explain.

“Then what was it..?” She asked him. He couldn't tell her now that he thought she was more of a man then Frasier..that would hurt the both of them.

“Forget it forget I ever said anything” Martin explained. Roz smiled at him.

“It's alright Martin I see what your trying to say your trying to say that Frasier isn't as manly as I am” Roz laughed as she poked Frasier and he squirmed in his seat. His eyes bulged out of their sockets and he wanted revenge. Frasier in his own sneaky way had his hand sneaking behind Roz's back. He tickled her.

“Ahhh...ah...Frasier ...stop...stop it” Roz started to playfully hit Frasier. Finally she got up and folded her arms. Daphne watched this with slight interest. Roz and Frasier were acting like children. Martin didn't think Roz would but maybe being around Frasier was rubbing off on her. Frasier crept up behind Roz and hugged her waist. While Roz was upset Martin and Daphne went to their own rooms feeling as if they were intruding. Niles had made his way home at this time as well. Roz rested her head on Frasier's shoulder without leaving his arms or turning around and she closed her eyes. She was caught unaware when Frasier just leaned his head down slightly and kissed her. The best kisses are when you have no idea it's coming like when Roz kissed him in the parking lot. He was just returning the favor or in other words letting her see how she loved him.(That last part is a reference to the song “The way you love me” by Faith Hill).

Of course the two of them ended up happily ever after. Don't pay attention to the end of the Frasier show the real ending will always be what you personally wanted it to.

Thanks for reading. For my avid reader I have to give her an extra special thank you to her and I dedicate my next Roz/Frasier story to melindajo2000.