Right, well, I discovered this amazing site which I can't remember the name of, but allows you to collaborate on written projects and managed to convince my lovely friend Gameghoul (who is my MALE friend (and he hates me for sharing this with you lovely people LOL)) to collab on a story with me. We'd take it in turns, writing a sentence each, and we weren't allowed to change each other's sentences(even though I couldn't help but correct grammar and spelling ALL the way through...*cough*Gameghoul is a spaz*cough*), we just had to work with what the other wrote.

So this is our crack-filled love-child...which manages to include Pokemon AND My Immortal (the HP fanfic) references...

Just in case you want to work it out, I started.

Have fun...

Once upon a time, there was a young man who went by the name Tsuna. He liked it in the ass, and therefore visited his nearby farm to look for cocks. Tsuna had been expecting a pleasant old farmer, who would understand his situation, but instead he was greeted by a young man with red eyes, and a raccoon tied to his black hair.

“Why hello there,” Tsuna said, trying his best to act polite in front of this rather imposing figure stood before him. “Is there a reason that animal has set up camp there?”

The intimidating man glared down at Tsuna, stroking his raccoon defensively;

“WIFE-BITCH!” he shouted over his shoulder, “We have a visitor!”

Almost instantly, a much more respectable looking man with flowing silver hair came into view, using his hands to provide a rhythm to the rolling pin shoved in his anus, his kitchen apron fluttering against the vibes.

“Jesus Christ, you whore,” the red-eyed man snapped, “how many times do I have to tell you put some clothes on under that apron?!”

At this point, Tsuna had already gotten an extremely prominent erection at the sudden sight of eroticism, and he felt lucky that no one was looking in his direction as he stuffed his hand into his trousers, and swiftly lifted his cock up above his waist band, to hide its hardness.

“I’m Xanxus; I own this place, and this whore’s my wife, Squalo, but you can call him Slut-Face if you like,” said the man, nodding his head at his moaning wife, seemingly oblivious to Tsuna’s distress.

“I find it best to refrain from personal nicknames, but thank you,” replied Tsuna, the last remaining button on his trouser flies struggling desperately to hang onto it’s thread.

Xanxus, ignoring his wife, who was now rolling around on the floor, crying out his husband’s name, continued speaking to Tsuna;

“So what can I help you with then?” He growled, scowling at the younger man.

Tsuna’s reasons for coming here were not so different from the ones that Xanxus’ wife was currently fulfilling;
“Well, I, er, was wondering if-” He was abruptly stopped mid-sentence, when the weak trouser button flew away from his clothing, followed rather awkwardly by a trail of pre-cum, as his hard-on sprang into clear view these strangers, throbbing violently.

Xanxus raised an eyebrow curiously; in the background Squalo cried out in shock before he came all over his pretty apron at the sight of Tsuna’s erection; Xanxus nodded understandingly, knowing what it was Tsuna was there for.

At a speed that Tsuna found unexpectedly quick and rather harsh, the man in front of him knelt down and started caressing the newly introduced appendage with his lips, tongue, and teeth, in a way that heated up Tsuna’s body immensely, whilst the protagonist of this performance seemed remarkably cool.

“W-well ac-ACK!-tually I was rather h-ho-hoping to..OOH!” the brunette’s words stopped in his throat as Xanxus’ mouth found his balls; Squalo looking on from behind his husband, fapping like there was no tomorrow. Tsuna gasped as his entire sac was engulfed within the mouth of his new found sex-god, being nibbled and sucked with a painful but highly pleasurable strength.

Tsuna was considering trying to ask Xanxus again, but changed his mind when he felt that mouth close around his cock again; feeling it touch the back of Xanxus’ throat as he was swallowed whole. By this time, Squalo had gotten up and swiftly stripped out of the apron, and approached his husband from behind, for some SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

But, it was all too much for Tsuna, and he came in Xanxus’ mouth; the red-eyed man swallowed, licking his lips, before turning swiftly to his approaching wife and grabbing his hair;

“Slut! For the last time, you ain’t topping me! Stop trying damnit!” Xanxus yelled before pushing his wife to the floor and ripping open his pants. Squalo squealed as he saw his husband’s throbbing manhood before getting flipped over on his back; he’d seen it’s unforgiving size numerous times before, but with the appearance of today’s visitor, it appeared to have a noticeable kick in it compared to the norm’.

Tsuna looked on with his jaw hanging open as Xanxus banged his wife on the floor in front of him; but suddenly remembering that the young man was there, Xanxus managed to pant out between thrusts;

“You’ll find what you want in the barn, kid.”

Tsuna’s eyes believed that they had already found what they wanted, but sure enough he managed to snap out of his trance, walk outside, and approach the wooden structure that he could remember from before.

Looking up at the huge building, Tsuna gulped before pushing open the large wooden door and was shocked and slightly aroused at the scene that lay before him.

Two men he once knew very well, by the names of Dino and Hibari, were rolling around in the hay, fiercely gnawing at each other’s bodies whilst rubbing their slender penises against each other’s muscular torsos.

Tsuna stood and gaped at the young couple, it taking a few minutes before they even noticed he was there; Hibari looking up with lazy eyes, surprisingly uncaring that someone had walked in on such a personal moment. Dino, however, very much aware of his and Tsuna’s intricate bond, speedily got up and rushed over to the barn’s new occupant;

“Tsuna, please, this is ju-”, in mid-sentence, Dino tripped up over a clump of manure and fell in Tsuna’s direction.

Hibari looked at his partner in mild disgust and some amusement, Hibird fluttering down to sit on Dino’s head to happily sing the Naminori Junior High song down his ear; said owner of

the bird instead now looking at Tsuna with some curiosity. He put a somewhat crooked smile on his face and also approached Tsuna naked;

“We were looking for one more,” he laughed, and without a second though slammed the other two men to the floor and stood over them briefly, his erection pulsing with power.

Tsuna, having landed across Dino’s lap, was soon stripped of his clothing, including his now broken pants; back flush against Dino’s chest as they sat on the floor and Hibari’s impressive erection staring him in the face.

Hibari chuckled and relentlessly rammed his dong into Tsuna’s remarkably tempting hole, and instantly started pulsing it in tune to Tsuna’s gasps and screams of pleasure.

At least…that’s what Tsuna was imagining in his terrified mind as Hibari’s cock stood proudly just millimeters from his lips; Tsuna was dreading whatever Hibari was planning on doing with that thing, and he gulped, preparing for the worst, when he heard very familiar voices calling from the other end of the barn.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!” Dumbledore cried.

Tsuna squealed at the top of his voice and flailed wildly, throwing himself from Dino’s lap and cowering behind Hibari’s leg; until the voice cried out again right above him;

“What’s the matter, Tenth?” said Gokudera, pulling off the mask he was using to roleplay with Yamamoto, who was hot on his heels dressed as Professor McGonagall. Haru was also in pursuit, THE WHORE.

But as soon as Hibari noticed she didn’t have a penis, she was promptly bitten to death and thrown out of the barn door, while the others looked on in amusement. The absence of the girl was soon replaced by the sudden appearance of a wild Snorlax.

Everyone screamed in a girly fashion and ran away as fast as they could, but Tsuna, being a retard, tripped over something and fell flat on his face. This, by chance, laid his eyes in line with a hole that had been formed in the floor with Snorlax’s thunderous entry, giving him sight into the room below, that was occupied by Haru and Kyoko rubbing their naked bodies against each other and screaming in pleasure.

The power of his consequent, jet-like nosebleed sent Tsuna soaring through the air and into the Snorlax’s face, knocking out the Pokemon in a spectacular victory of cum and blood.

Hibari, currently agitated with the many seemingly unrelated annoyances obstructing his need for sex, had began to please himself by rubbing his huge erection against the splintered wood of one of the barn walls, the equal balance of pain and heaven seething through him, but his face remained expressionless as always. Dino grabbed Hibari’s arm, pulling him away from the wall, and the two soon disappeared in a pile of hay to have the hot butt-sex that Tsuna had so rudely interrupted.

Little did the duo know, there was a third occupant hiding in the hay. Dino yelled out with surprise when Gola Mosca’s head popped out from a larger pile of straw and heavily breathed steam all over him and his boyfriend. Dino looked down to see that Gola’s other head had

popped out from the clutches of the foreskin it was rarely encased in, already dripping with orgasmic juices.

Meanwhile, Tsuna had been roped into Yamamoto and Gokudera’s sex games; fluffy pink handcuffs chaining his wrists together behind his back. The brown-haired boy could not do anything as his trousers were tore off with one of Gokkun’s significantly muscular arms, exposing the throbbing stiffness, which Yamamoto promptly clasped his lips around.

As Gokudera pressed his mouth to Tsuna’s in a crushing kiss, the brunette wondered curiously how he had managed to reattain his pants in the first place, he was almost sure that they had been ripped off a long time ago…

flashback wibbles

“I-I’m…” the younger Gokkun struggled to find his voice; he had tripped over that annoying Lambo kid, flailed his arms in desperation for something to grab onto, and as if by fate had tugged at his master’s jeans, ripping them and the underlying garments heavily, causing them to fall to the floor and expose Tsuna’s firmly-toned buttocks to the world.

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That doesn’t sound very familiar…thought Tsuna, but not really caring, as his two best friends worked various parts of his body with their tongues; the brunette rather enjoying himself until suddenly he gut an orgy.

But then Yamamoto put his thingy in Gokudera and Tsuna got ignored by the two, so he had to go find some moar entertainment.

“HOLY SHIT, SESAME STREET’S ON!” Tsuna exclaimed, as an unoccupied television came into his line of sight.

As Tsuna sat down to watch his favourite show EVAH, he was horrified to see it was a repeat of that really shit one where James Blunt sang ‘My Triangle’; Tsuna yelled out and tried desperately to turn the TV off, change the channel, anything, but every channel showed the same programme and the TV just wouldn’t switch off. That was until a certain adult channel flashed on screen, depicting a Raichu and a Gengar engaged in a sexual scrap in a large, muddy gorge.

But before Tsuna could fap over the Pokeporn he heard a strange laugh in his ear, a ghostly breath whispering over his flesh;

”Kufufufu…”

He quickly flipped his head around, ready to strike, only to find that nothing was there.

Tsuna breathed outward, thankful, and went back to watching TV until suddenly he heard the ghostly laugh again, except this time the owner licked Tsuna’s ear. He spun his whole body around this time to locate the perpetrator, only to be welcomed with the full view of a rather impressive penis, so close that it was almost touching his nose.

The brunette’s jaw dropped at the sight, and no sooner had his mouth opened was the penis shoved in there; above him, the evil laugh continued. Tsuna struggled to look up as the rock-hard erection rammed into the back of his throat, and saw a picture of a face looking down at him; beautiful blue hair framing it, and an eye burning with all the passions that had been exposed that day.

Mukuro looked down at Tsuna and smiled sweetly;

“Hello, my cute little Tsuna..” thrust thrust thrust “I have to say…your body looks very enticing from this angle…”thrust thrust thrust

THEN RYOHEI SUDDENLY APPEARED LOL.

Tsuna cried out with the shock of the Sun Guardian suddenly appearing behind him, but the sound was muted by Mukuro’s ochin-chin wedged in his mouth; Ryohei noticed Tsuna getting some action and wanted in TO THE EXTREME. Ryohei whipped off his trousers, exposing easily the largest dong in the area, that everyone but Tsuna could see, as Ryohei took some powerful steps forwards.

The brunette sensed imminent danger approaching behind him, but with Mukuro’s fingers in his hair, holding his head in place, he could do naught but panic silently and hope for the best; that whatever was approaching him from behind just wanted to watch Sesame Street with him. He soon realised that this was not the case, however, as a certain something prodded him in the back of the head, and slowly began to draw it’s way down towards Tsuna’s lower back, it’s sheer weight making it a apparent to the brunette that a rather large amount of pain could possibly be imminent.

Tsuna closed his eyes, dug his fingers into the back of the couch in anticipation, and prayed as he felt strong hands take hold of his hips and something pressing at his unprepared entrance; Tsuna admittedly had never given a blow-job over the back of a couch whilst being banged from behind before. He feebly continued to suck, glancing at Mukuro’s partially pleased face, who was, in turn, observing the muscular man preparing to penetrate Tsuna with a mild sense of curiosity.

Mukuro laughed quietly to himself as the white-haired guy pushed into a wide-eyed Tsuna, who’s entire body tightened, even the muscles in his throat, making the illusionist groan out in pleasure before leaning forward to thrust his tongue into Ryohei’s mouth.

Tsuna believed this to be the most degrading yet pleasurable situation he had ever been in, and was indescribably grateful that the love of his life, Kyoko, was not there to witness the many dirty things he had been doing with the same gender.

“Ts-Tsuna? Brother?” came a meek voice from behind Mukuro,

Tsuna’s eyes shot open at the sound of the voice; thankfully the illusionist had chosen that moment to take his penis out of Tsuna’s mouth…

“K-Kyoko!?” choked out Tsuna,

...just before Mukuro came all over Tsuna’s face, and Ryohei released himself inside the brunette, screaming ‘TO THE EXTREME’ at the top of his voice.

“ACK!”

Tsuna threw his body upwards, his heart beating rapidly, causing his bedsheets to flail wildly.

Breathing like he just ran a marathon, the brunette rubbed his eyes and blinked, seeing that he was in his own room, in his own bed; Tsuna sighed, relief flooding through him. He laid his head back down on his pillow…

And he felt someone snuggling up beside him, mumbling his name. Turning his head, he saw Gokudera snuggling into his shoulder, naked as the day God made him, his hand moving onto Tsuna’s chest in a possessive manner as Tsuna felt someone’s breathing on his other side.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!” Dumbledore screamed at Gokudera, causing him to awaken in shock and fall out of the bed, his appendage flapping wildly as he did so.

“Hey, hey, isn’t a little early to be shouting so loudly?” grinned Yamamoto, head popping up from under the covers, Basil appearing in quick succession. Leaving no time for Tsuna to get anywhere close to shaking off this initial shock, Mukuro, Ken and Kaki-Pi, Ryohei, Dino, Hibari, Xanxus, Squalo, Belphegor, Irie, Byakuran, Lussuria, Levi, and (TYL)Fuuta, all completely nude, barged into his room though the doorway, with large, maniacal grins on their faces.

Gokudera, having pushed Dumbledore out of the window, had crawled back up to Tsuna, and purred in his ear;

“You were amazing last night, Tenth…everyone thinks so…”

Tsuna smiled…and then fainted.

THE FUCKING END