Naruto: the breakfast club

Chapter 1: the temper mental sub.

rated T just for safety

Summary: The konoha 12 end up in detention. WXUP with that!? Crazy misadventures follow afterwards

Disclaimer: as much as I want to I cant and don't own naruto or any of its characters.

WARNING: Swearing, OOC, implied yaoi and randomness.

Acknowledgements: flora winters, deidara's pyro partner 75, kitori witch 613, hinata chan the itaxnaru lover , viz media and shonen jump.

(A.N) I've been on for a couple of weeks now and I'm just now posting this story. Again this is my very first one so I'm taking suggestions and constructive criticism. Many reviews are welcome .

Rating: T(rating may go down in later chapters)

Genre: adventure/humor

Category: natuto shippuden

period 1: homeroom

it started out just like a normal day in konoha ninja academy; shikamaru staring at the clouds , naruto playing practical jokes on all of his teachers, sakura obsessing over a totally emo and possibly gay uchiha boy. What school would be complete without a hardcore principal tsunade and some…interesting teachers? Not this school that's for sure. They all didn't know each other but soon all of that was going to change.

Its 1st period and already there's someone looking for trouble, and by trouble- detention!

"this is gonna be the sweetest joke ever, believe it!" naruto was really exited about his latest practical joke (and most likely to get him a years detention if not expelled.) sakura on the other hand, didn't think so. She'd rather be swooning over that sasuke. " naruto you're a moron if you think this joke is gonna work," sakura stepped a little closer to him- " if anything you'll get in trouble and don't think I'm taking the fall for you again! You owe me from last time!" now sakura was naruto's friend; whenever naruto got in trouble for his pranks sometimes she claimed she was part of it. Not a lot but still. " sakura, I know what I'm doing. This joke is gonna work. He falls for all my pranks."

"on purpose. Kakashi sensei's not stupid you know." They argued about this for about five minutes; just when things couldn't go more wrong- something goes horribly wrong.

"attention students," announced a voice over the PTA machine " kakashi sensei is absent today due to some bizarre food poisoning. So instead, guy sensei will be covering class you."

"aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh! This ruins everything! If that bucket falls on this sub, I'm dead!!" thought naruto. He turns chibi and moves to his seat. Lord, if this poor boy only knew- this was not a teacher to prank- The minute he falls under that fish bucket its all over.

"ah man why me? Damn, of all the crap that could go wrong- why this if this sub gets splashed I m so dead damn it all to hell!" these thoughts ran through naruto's head the whole time. As if his plan couldn't fail more miserably, the new teacher walks in and the buckets about to fall on him; so the blond runs over and pushes him out the way in slow-mo. "NOOOOOOOO" the bucket falls not on the teacher, but on naruto. The whole class just laughed. ( all but sakura who just bowed her head in shame. ) now he's dead: " did YOU put this pail on the door."

"um…ah…no…" the blond replied. " don't freaking lie to me!! You little punk it was your damn prank now go sit your little ass down!!" everyone just looked at their sensei shocked. I'm talking seeing a snake eat a dog shocked. After a few minutes of whispering and snickering, things calmed down. Then he pulls naruto to the side for a few minutes.

" uh… sorry about the outburst earlier; I was out of line." For a moment the blond thought he was in the clear.

"I guess this means I'm not in trouble" "don't think this means you're off the hook kid! I got my eye on you! Get back to class." This new sensei can read peoples minds so its impossible to plan a move without him knowing about it.

"class I, hayao mishima will be your substitute teacher for the next week." One boy with a short ponytail and a green jacket raised his hand and commented: " you're the sub!? You were 20 minutes late, you almost got pranked , you cursed out a kid and on top of all that, class ends in 5 minutes and you haven't taught us a thing. What a drag."


"WTH DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE SMART-ASS THAT'S IT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE WITH YOU!! OUT GET THE HELL OUT MY CLASS"

" hey you cant just curse him out like that!! Even if he did bad mouth ya"

"oh ok then…you go the principal too!"

"hey!!" "you cant do that!!" " oh well".

Just like that, he sent sakura , shikamaru, and naruto to the principals office to await their punishment; may the great Buddha have mercy on their poor souls.

TBC

A.N : well there's the first chapter of my first fanfic. What do you guys think? Was it good? Was it bad ? what can I do to make this story better? PLEASE REVIEW