|The Best FMA Fanfic You Will Ever Read
Author: boysnextdoor PM
Roy Mustang must review all of the alchemists under his jurisdiction once a year... it's Edward Elrics turn. Roy calls Edward in for an "alchemy exam" unlike any he's ever experienced. yaoi duh , kind of graphic but you people like thatRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Edward E. & Roy M. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 08-20-08 - Published: 07-31-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4439344
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
The following is based off of an epic role play by my friend and I, and for your reading pleasure has been adapted into a short story. I hope this may account for any oddities that may have made it past my editing, and that at the very least I have omitted anything too "then john was a zombie"-esque.
Roy shifted the papers on his desk and glanced up at the clock. UGH. It seemed like the day would never end. All day today, he would be reviewing the alchemists under his jurisdiction to make sure that everyone was doing their job and making advances for the state and BLAH BLAH BLAH. He would much rather be out in the field doing something exciting. But regardless, it was four thirty and he only had one meeting left before the end of the day.
He pressed the button on the intercom, "Please send the next one in," he said politely. He sat up in his chair, trying to make it seem like this was all very, very official business. Now, who was the four thirty meeting? He couldn't quite remember. He had lost track somewhere around noon. The door opened, and standing in his office was none other than- EDWARD ELRIC!
"Just go to Winry's Al, she's been bugging me to go over! Tell her I'll be there later!" Edward called out to his brother from the waiting room window.
He sighed heavily, shutting the window and sitting back down in his chair.
"Mr Elric," the secretary said politely, "Mr. Mustang will see you now."
'Mr. Mustang?' It was probably one of the weirdest things he'd ever heard. He stood up and walked back to Roy's office, all the while contemplating the unorthodox combination of 'Mr.' and 'Mustang'.
He shut door behind him and walked in front of Roy's desk.
"Let's make this fast Roy," Ed said, sinking into the uncomfortable chair in front of Roy's desk. "Winry's being a bother."
He sat in the chair provided, crossing his legs and placing his hands in his lap. "Shall we begin?" he asked.
"Listen, Ed." Roy began. "I don't want what I'm about to say to in any way..." Roy paused, judging the boy's expression. "Look Ed, you're in a bit of a fix with the state. The damage you caused on your last mission was just too big. I did my best to get you off the hook, but you're going to have to keep a lower profile or the state is going to start asking questions. I've supported your search for the philosopher's stone thus far, and you know I'm behind you on this. But please, please, keep a lower profile."
Roy crossed his hands on his desk. Ed showed no reaction other than his typical nonchalant 'Im not listening' expression. It was useless trying to make him understand. Instead of worrying about it, Roy leaned back in his chair and tried to relax. It had been a very long day, and he had to give himself something to look forward to.
"Now that the boring part is over with..." a smile crossed Roy's face. "The fun part of the examination begins..."
Ed sighed as he listened to Roy blab on. It was the same as it always was. No matter how much he had been threatened, people always made it seem like it was his fault for ruining things. Every town he went to, people who knew who he was tried to take advantage of him. He was more than tired of it. He rubbed his ear with his pinky, yawning slightly. It was boring listening to this basically every day.
He blinked, shrugging at Roy. "All right, let's get it over with then." he said, nodding as he stood. "Um... so what do I have to do?" he asked lightly.
"Fk protocol..." Roy thought to himself.
"Well Ed, the examination is very simple. It consists of a physical examination and one that will test your head." Roy appropriately pointed to Ed's head as she kicked the top of his desk with his feet, rolling his chair back a few inches.
"I'm going to need you to come over here, Ed," Roy said with a smile.
Ed blinked, cocking his head lightly. At least he'd prove his intelligence. He stood up and walked over to where Roy was sitting.
"All right, here I am," he said sarcastically, crossing his arms. He wasn't sure what was supposed to happen next, but he was ready for pretty much anything.
"Ok..." Roy said as he gave an odd look in response to Edward's sarcasm. "Now this is all standard procedure, and if you cooperate you might get a gold merit…"
Roy came back to Edward's sarcasm with his own. While he waited to see if ed had any other snarky comments, Roy took off his military jacket. After all, it was hot in his office. He undid his tie and unbuttoned a few of his shirt buttons, remembering just how hot it got in central.
"Alright ed..." Roy said with another cocky smile. "Get on your knees." Roy scooted his chair back another couple of inches and spread his legs.
"Well, what are you waiting for, Ed? This is the future of your alchemy career on the line.
Ed gulped, mouth agape at what the other said. His face turned a bright red as he watched Roy, biting his lip. He did as he was ordered.
"Wh-what the hell..." he muttered, looking at Roy. Edward wondered what Roy was going to make him do next, though he could imagine. Not that Ed minded, though he acted as if it bothered him.
"Thats right Ed," Roy said, smiling at Edward's obedience. "This is the alchemist I know I trained." Oddly enough, Edward still acted as if he had no idea what he was doing. Roy looked down at Ed, trying to figure out if he was playing mind games or he really had no idea what he was doing.
"Alright Ed, I'll walk you through this. It's just like Alchemy, if you do all the steps right you might just get something in return."
Roy searched Ed's face for some kind of visual confirmation, but the subtleties seemed to have no effect.
"Listen Ed," Roy started, beginning to get a little fed up. "It's not that complicated. Start by undoing the zipper."
Ed growled lightly. "I know how to give a blow job, you asshole. Just ask for it." he grumbled. "I'm not stupid."
Looking up at Roy, his cheeks turned red. "Or do you want to tell me step by step how to do this?" he asked, smirking.
He took the zipper between his teeth, pulling it down. His hands rested on either side of the other's legs.
"Well thats a relief..." Roy thought. He was beginning to think he was going to have to walk Edward through the entire process.
Roy leaned his head back in his chair and sighed, "I'm guessing you want it done YOUR way, right? I was looking forward to narrating."
"Well I'm doing it my way this time," Roy thought.
Roy looked down at the bulge between his legs. "You have to kiss it first," he said with another cocky smile.
Ed chuckled lightly, though his blush stayed. He leaned down, laying a soft kiss on the growing length. Ed's kiss seemed to last for hours, filling him with ecstasy that crept through his stomach, gripping his insides, making its way up his spine. The warm touch remained even after the youth removed his lips, leaving his length throbbing with desire for more. When Ed finished he looked up at Roy.
"You get so excited over a guy like me, and a guy none-the-less." Ed muttered with a confused expression. "Although, you did seem kind of gay for Hughes." he murmured.
"What about me and Hughes?" Roy sat forward in his chair. Surprisingly enough, it was not the first time he had heard the accusation.
"He had a wife! And a little girl!" Roy leaned into his chair and started to blush. "There was one time in the academy, but just once. I don't regret it at all. To be honest I think its part of the reason we stayed so close over the years."
Roy looked down into Ed's golden eyes. The youth was blushing, making his already cute face even cuter. Roy bent over and laid a kiss on his eyelids.
"I want to have a bond with you too," he whispered in Ed's ear. He gave Ed's ear a nip before sitting back in his chair.
"Alright now Mr. know-it-all. You said you know how to give blow jobs, so prove it."
Edward laughed lightly as he listened to the story.
"At least you both stayed close." he smiled.
At the very least, Ed was the second boy Roy had been with. He would have to give him something to remember him by as well.
"I'll try my best to find what you like." he said. He dug the other's erection from his pants, kissing the tip, and then took the whole thing into his mouth. He licked his way back to the tip, watching Roy's reactions. He pressed at the tip of it, smiling as his body shivered before he slipped his mouth over the whole thing.
Roy's hips matched Ed's rhythm, and he began to relax. This was exactly what he needed after a long day.
"Ed-" Roy said in between breaths. Roy's breathing was getting faster, and it looked like he was starting to blush.
Roy thought he had been controlling himself well thus far- he had a personal policy to never let the other know how he felt. However, when the boy pressed the tip of his length with his tongue, Roy let out a brief moan. Ed looked a bit turned on himself as he Brought Roy's entire length into his mouth.
"Ugh-" Roy grabbed Ed's ponytail with his fingers and moved Ed's head down, pushing his length farther still.
Ed moaned lightly, taking all of Roy into his mouth. He began to bob his head up and down, hand gripping the base of Roy's member. Ed closed his eyes, savoring the taste of Roy as he moved.
Roy arched his back and let out a small moan as the first stream of salty white cum shot into Ed's mouth. Roy withdrew, allowing a few streams to land on Ed's face.
Doing something like this was such a turn on for Roy. Ed was so innocent, and he was the last person Roy ever thought he would do something like this with. Something about the unexpected turned him on. Not to mention Ed looked cute with his come all over his face.
Ed swallowed the liquid easily, licking his lips, one eye closed because of the cum. He blushed lightly, touching some of the white stuff on his face, then licking it off his fingers.
"There you go." he said, wiping his eye of cum. He looked at Roy and giggled. "Anything else I can do for you, Roy?"
Roy laughed at the boy's final comment.
"Oh come on Ed, I've known you long enough to expect you'll want something in return..."
Roy looked at the slight bulge in between Ed's legs that he had been ignoring up until now. Maybe manipulating one of your subordinates into giving a blow job was low, but not if you gave them something in return. Besides, watching Ed lick come off his fingers was too arousing to ignore.
Ed shrugged: "It's completely fine with me. Giving you pleasure was good enough for me."
He grabbed a tissue, wiping the rest of the white liquid from his face, licking his lips and throwing the tissue away. He stood, leaning on Roy's desk. Roy zipped up his pants and scooted his chair back to his desk. Ed was staring at him.
"Well, you passed the exam. I guess if you have no requests of your commanding officer then there's no reason for you to stay here," Roy said in a sarcastic tone.
He looked back at the boy, wondering if that was really it. Not like it was anything short of what Roy had desired, but still.
Ed rolled his eyes. "And I thought you were nicer than that. Guess I'll have to go to a gay bar again tonight." he sighed. Roy laughed at the joke, but he could Edward was disappointed in him.
He lay himself on the desk in front of Roy, smiling. "You can give me a kiss though," Ed said, smiling.
He stretched himself out on Roy's desk. "That's it.." Roy thought to himself. "You're just asking for it, Ed."
Without even one of his characteristically snarky responses, Roy stood up in his chair and covered Ed's mouth with his, savoring the touch of Ed's lips.
"You're not going anywhere," Roy whispered in Ed's ear.
His hands started to undo Ed's pants while his tongue delved deeper and deeper into Ed's mouth. He wanted him, and he was going to have him because he was Edward's superior officer and if Edward didn't do what he said then he would have his alchemy license.
The evening had already gone further than Roy could have ever imagined in his deepest fantasies. The sounds of Ed's innocent voice in such crude circumstances were irresistibly seductive. His hard member throbbed against his black army issue pants. Already a small wet circle was forming in excitement and anticipation. Roy couldn't help but smirk at the thought he would be the one to take Ed for the first time.
It was said around central that no one would ever rise to the top without having a young boy at least once, characteristic of the type of military corruption that plagued the whole country. After this was over Roy knew he would have met his corruption quota. He was grateful that of all the indulgent corruptions, he had chosen this one. How many of those creepy old men up high up in command would die to have Ed? Roy smirked at the notion that his Ed would be coveted.
Taking off his glove with his mouth, Roy stuck a finger into Ed. He thrust in and out slowly, hoping he wasn't causing Ed too much pain. With each coming thrust, Roy yearned to replace his finger with- something else. He ached for Ed, and not yet having him burned at his senses.
Ed moaned slightly half out of pain and half out of pleasure as Roy stuck a second finger into him, this time quickening his thrusts.
"Please Ed," he whispered. "Just a little bit longer, you're not quite ready yet. Believe me, this is harder for me than it is for you."
Ed moaned loudly, unable to stifle his cries of pleasure. He panted heavily, arching his back as the fingers penetrated him. He spread his legs a bit more for Roy, wanting to feel more, though it hurt a bit.
"Mmm, but I want it Roy..." he moaned lustfully. His body was covered in a thin layer of sweat as he lay there, completely nude.
The now shirtless Roy (continuity note: now he's shirtless) unzipped his pants and slipped inside Ed. Ed was still tighter than he expected, but it was unfair of him to draw it out any longer. Roy's thrusts matched the rhythm of Ed's moans, filling Roy with a small form of satisfaction. Now that Ed was completely naked, Roy could better return Ed's favor. With one hand, he grasped Ed's member in his hand, trying to fill him with the same pleasure he had received just moments ago.
Ed groaned, moaning Roy's name a few times. His metal hand covered his face slightly, while his other hand's nails dug into the wood of Roy's desk. Ed moaned loudly once Roy began to pump him, arching his back.
"Roy..." he moaned, "I think I'm going to..." he murmured, his body filling with pleasure.
Roy quickened his pace, helping the boy reach his climax. So what if he was a pervert? He was a generous pervert. As he neared his climax, he hoped what he was doing would be enough to 'pay Ed back' and that the youth wouldn't turn out to be one of those blackmailing types. Roy stood up a bit more so he could get the full view of the wet sweaty body moaning on his desk. He realized all the windows were shut, which explained the sudden heat. Roy was summoned back to reality as he felt the figure underneath his begin to shake.
Ed moaned, finally coming onto his chest, breathing very heavily.
"Roy!" he screamed, "Mmm... there." he moaned, opening his lust filled eyes to look at Roy.
((Author note: Maybe it's a symbol of how much of a life I DON'T have, but I like talking to you people. You wonderful people that wander the internet looking for bad fanfiction. I envy you people. Let's be friends. Give me an email. and please review this.))