Naruto no Jumper

Summary: Naruto gains a remarkable ability when he is 10. Watch Naruto... as he 'jumps' his way to Hokage, or even...

AN: This is the first chapter of Naruto no Jumper and I am amazed at how such a good movie... led me to do this. I recommend the movie 'Jumper' to everyone who reads this. And... Kyuubi is a 'both' because I said so, and many other authors already takes this idea and does KyuuNaru or NaruKyuu. This story however, will not have that. So be glad damnit. (That might change if it goes with my muse, The Black Spork. My poor baby got broken, though... I love my muse and my muse loves me.)

Sai: There will be many of these 'no Jumper' stories. This is the first one, Naruto no Jumper. The second one will be Deidara no Jumper and then the third could be almost anything and anybody. Might be an OC, who knows?

Naruto: So I'm going to be like that 'Griffin' guy...? Or David? Or whatever is his name...

foxflight: Yes, Naru-chan. Except, you will get the power at age ten. And... no you will not get the girl unless you chose the path to Hokage. THAT story, however will be a spin-off.

AN: Sorry! I am saying no more, folks! Enjoy the story, everyone! Nobodies Perfect... by Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus.

It seems like a long time... since I've ever went back to Konoha. Let me tell you about my day: Coffee in Suna, a date in Iwa, and then I went back home to Kiri to see the Chunin Exams. Oh! I almost forgot. I got a few snapshots of this girl in Oto. I could go on, but I don't want to brag. I'm standing on top of a Kage monument in Kumo and let me tell you, its like being on top of the WORLD! (AN: Cue music! No, I kid. I wish it WAS like the movie...)

This is how it all started, back when I was ten. Man I was obnoxius...

Naruto was pacing slowly by a weapons shop when he heard someone shout. 'I wonder what all that shouting is about? It sounds like its near Sarutobi-jiji's tower!' Naruto thought. Naruto started to run towards the sound to find a purple haired women in fishnet being beat on. The blonde jinchuuriki's life flashed before his eyes, and he narrowed his eyes at the shop keeper who was doing this. (1)

He started to growl, and he wished he was next to Sarutobi-jiji. In a small flash of pale light he was gone. He saw the inside of the Hokage's tower and then he stumbled towards Sarutobi-jiji's desk. The Hokage reached for his kunai when he noticed that it was Naruto.

"Na-naruto? What the... hell was that?" Naruto glanced up and rubbed the back of his head nervously. The young blonde chuckled and did a sort of 'eye-smile'.

"To tell you the truth, Jiji, I don't even know. One moment I was with this purple haired lady who was being beaten by a shopkeeper and then I was here." Sarutobi thought this over and then nodded his head. Halfway through the nod he then stopped and then shook his head no.

"Wait what do you this women being being beaten by a shopkeeper? This is... outrageous! This shouldn't be happening to Anko! I made sure that this would not happen after that whole... ordeal." He mumbled to himself more than to Naruto. He stood up suddenly and grabbed Naruto by the shoulder. He looked down into his face and asked one simple question:

"Where?" Naruto stumbled under the weight of the Hokage's hand and stutered something barely audible.

"Speak up Naurto. This is important." Sarutobi coached. Naruto sighed and said,

"Right outside. Why didn't you know this, Jiji? You do have that crystal ball of yours. And what about the 'me just appearing from one area to another'?" Sarutobi sighed and muttered a small, 'Later, Naruto.'

" My crystal ball is currently in the shop. Silly, I know, but necessary." He set his hand on Naruto's shoulder and then made a one-handed seal. In a puff of smoke they were outside in front of a ridiculous situation. The newly named Anko had the shopkeeper's arms and her foot was on his upper back and she was pulling on his arms. The man was screaming each time she pulled and each time her grip slipped he whimpered. Naruto and Sarutobi sweat-dropped.

"Hey hey! Are you okay, miss... um Anko? When I first got here..." Anko sneered at him and said,

"Yeah, gaki. I'm okay, however this man has crossed me, so he won't be okay in a few seconds!" The Hokage paced over and put his hands on her shoulder's. The purple haired chick's eyes widened and then she let got of his arms. She looked down at him and spit on the back of his head.

Back in the office with Anko and co.

Sarutobi looked over to Naruto and asked him about the whole thing with the 'appearing out of nowhere'. Naruto explained what had happened and then he finished up with a single word,

"Watch." (AN: Lets delve into Naruto's mind here for a few, shall we?) Naruto began to concentrate, thinking only a single sentence: 'I want to be two feet to the right.' He kept on that for a few minutes until he disappeared from the spot and appeared two feet from where he was. The spot had a sort of wispy residue left behind.

"Uh... woah." Was all Anko and Sarutobi could say. Naruto nodded and then crossed his arms over his chest and puffed up his cheeks. His eyes screwed up and he replied,

"Well if that is all, I want to go home." As soon as he finished that sentence, he was gone. He reappeared back at home on top of his bed. He flopped down onto it and said one thing,

"HOW COOL!!"

AN: Well, that's it for chapter one! Enjoy it and review. I dare you to.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did then Naruto would be one of the six Pein's. CAUSE PEIN ROX MY SOX! Also, I do not own the movie Jumper, so get off my damn back!

(1): I made Anko only 17. I am muy evil, ne?