Okay, I think this is my best work yet, you won't imagine how much pressure I was under to make the perfect Sonic story, I believe you will all be very impressed with my newfound talent, I hope you enjoy this as much as I did making this.

IRONY:

Oka, so 1 day Sonixz was on a bigg ilsand, and he wuz all like;

"I asm boreded..." sonic sed, and hesat down for a rest on ther skylighted Tailz came over.

"Hi SONIC." Tailz sed loudly with spirit. Sonic seid hi 2 and they were happpy ubntil!!

"OH MY GOSH ITZ DOCTAR EGGMAND!!1!!1!!1!!" SONIC YELLDEd so loud it broked your computer speakers. Then Eggmanz chuckled maluicioulsy and was really sad, and stole Tailz!

"OH NOES!!" SONIC YELPED, Tailz was kidnapped. So Sonic believed in himmself zand became Super Sonicz, and then rusjed to Eggmanz and kicked his bum. Justs like ion that one game. And Tailz was free and said;

"thanks." and waz reallly happy and everyone was happy, and the whiole wide world wuz all like: "WE ARE RLY HAPPY" and even the Moon was happy. And the day was named 'The Official uncomfortably Happy Day'. Then everyone got married and had two lovely children five times.

THE END

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I hope you all liked it. I am contemplating as to whether or not to make a sequal, but you know what they say, sequals normally ruin a good story, and I would hate to risk this masterpiece losing it's shimmer. Please review and acknowledge my work, I love you all. Especially you, whoever is reading this.