|Nobodies in Hershey Park
Author: Follow-The-Firefly PM
Was Xemnas crazy when he suggested taking the Organization to Hershey Park? Let's find out! Rated T for some mild language, suggestive themes and some things unsuitable for children. AURated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11-14-08 - Published: 08-06-08 - id: 4453573
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Disclaimer: I don't own Hershey Park or Kingdom Hearts
Hey yo! It's Mika-chan! Holy crap, she updated! :faints: I have a lot of stuff going on, so I don't get much time for fanfics anymore. But I hope this is pretty good. on with the deadly tale!
After a long and painful drive at unholy speeds across the continental United States, the motley crue that is Organization XIII reached their destination of Hershey Park. And all of the non-living dead were actually in one piece! What a rare occurrence!
After disembarking the bus, many of the Nobodies fell flat on their faces. Demyx started kissing the grass whilst Marluxia burst forth in song, much to the annoyance of the other Nobodies.
"Quit caterwauling, Marluxia!" Axel snapped, summoning his chakram, as the Graceful Assassin launched into a horrible rendition of Amazing Grace.
"Yeah, Marly, you sound worse than Vexen." Xigbar said.
"I heard that." Vexen snapped as he clambered off the bus.
"Do you really think I care?" Xigbar questioned.
"So now what?" Roxas asked, clinging to Axel for dear life, fearing that he would loose his balance and fall over.
"Chocolate factory!" Demyx screeched.
"That's tomorrow, Demyx." Larxene rolled her eyes.
"I need to check us in." Xemnas said, walking off to the hotel.
"And how long will that take?" Saix yelled to Xemnas' retreating back.
"Who knows?" Marluxia had finally stopped singing and was now unloading the bus.
"Zexion, did you bring the entire series of encyclopaedias?" Axel asked from the back of the bus, throwing a suitcase to the blacktop.
"Yes, I did. So be careful with them." Zexion said, taking the suitcase.
"I have no comment." Luxord, finally sane, said.
"Marly, did you bring any plants?" Roxas asked, handing luggage to Axel from inside the bus.
"Why would I?" Marluxia frowned.
"It seems like the sort of mental thing you'd do." Lexaeus said.
"Roxas, be careful with that microscope!" Vexen yelled at the blonde, who had a black leather suitcase in hand.
"Why the fuck did you bring your microscope?" Axel looked at Vexen in horror.
"Who knows when I might need it?" Vexen shrugged, taking the microscope from the Flurry of Dancing Flames.
"Not here, for one." Larxene said.
"Xaldin, I think I have one of your…curlers?" Demyx frowned, pulling a baby pink hair curler from his luggage.
"How do you know it's not Xigbar's?" Saix frowned.
"Because I don't use them." Xigbar said, taking his iPod out of his pocket.
"Xaldin why are you-" Roxas asked.
"None of your business." Xaldin said, taking the curler from a very confused Demyx.
"What's taking Xemnas so long?" Larxene demanded.
"Xemnas takes forever with everything." Axel said, taking Roxas' hand so the blonde could jump off the bus.
"Ain't that the truth?" Zexion didn't look up from his book on the history of Croatia.
"Just how many books did you bring, Zexion?" Vexen raised an eyebrow at the enormous stack of books by the Cloaked Schemer.
"Enough, I guess." Zexion shrugged.
"I'm bored!" Demyx announced. "And hungry."
"Does anyone know what time it is?" Axel asked the group at large.
"I have no idea." Xaldin was amusing himself by watching the cars pull in and out of the parking lot.
"It's daytime, Axel." Larxene smiled at her remark.
"It's technically dusk." Saix said.
"Luxord, did you bring any drugs?" Lexaeus asked randomly.
"Um, no?" Luxord was quite shocked by this question.
"Oh no!" Demyx squeaked and clambered back onto the bus.
"What's up, Demyx?" Roxas frowned.
"I almost forgot my sitar." Demyx replied as he walked back off with his sitar in tow.
"Oh sweet mother of-" Axel started cursing.
"Can't you leave that at home?" Zexion looked at his lover in annoyance.
"Of course not!" Demyx looked revolted at the thought.
"Yeah, heaven forbid he give us some peace and quiet." Xaldin rolled his eyes.
"I can be quiet!" Demyx protested.
"Can you?" Roxas raised an eyebrow.
"Yes!" Demyx exclaimed.
"I don't think you can." Larxene said.
"I'm not that loud!" Demyx yelled.
"Demyx, if you're so quiet, explain why Saix and I could hear you in the game room on the eleventh floor when you were on the first?" Lexaeus raised an eyebrow.
"I dunno." Demyx shrugged. "Maybe there's a clone of me?"
"Just what we need…" Roxas muttered under his breath.
A few minutes later, Xemnas arrived back on the scene, just in time to prevent a fight between Axel and Saix over God knows what.
"We're fitting four in a room." Xemnas explained.
"Are we going by chronological order?" Marluxia asked.
"It doesn't matter, does it?" Xemnas sighed.
"I for one do not want to share a room with Demyx or Marluxia." Luxord said.
"Thanks so much, Luxord." Marluxia's words dripped with sarcasm.
"I guess not." Xemnas shrugged. "If everyone can behave in separate rooms with the Nobodies of their choice…"
"I call Roxas." Axel grabbed the blonde and held him against his chest.
"I guess blondie and pyro are together…" Larxene raised an eyebrow.
"Me and Zexy!" Demyx proclaimed joyfully.
"Ok, Axel and Roxas and Zexion and Demyx can share a room." Xemnas said. "I'll share with Xigbar…"
"Vexen." Marluxia's baby blue eyes found the mad scientist.
"Saix!" Lexaeus found his lover.
"So I'm stuck with Luxord?" Larxene demanded, hands on her hips.
"Or Xaldin." Roxas said.
"Ok, Xigbar and I will share with Lexaeus and Saix." Xemnas said. "Luxord, Larxene and Xaldin can share a room."
"And what about us?" Vexen demanded, pointing to Marluxia.
"I guess you two get your own room." Xemnas shrugged.
"Lucky bastards." Axel muttered under his breath.
"So what do we do now?" Demyx asked.
"We unload our stuff, idiot." Roxas rolled his eyes.
"We'll tour the chocolate factory tomorrow morning, so be by the bus at ten." Xemnas said.
"Ten?!" Axel yelped.
"What's wrong with that?" Xaldin frowned.
"I'm hardly awake by noon!" Axel exclaimed.
"Then why is it that you wake me up at six in the morning, huh?" Roxas glared at his boyfriend.
"That's when I wake up early." Axel grinned.
"Ok, so go unload stuff." Xemnas said. "We'll eat around five."
"Five? Isn't that a bit early?" Marluxia frowned.
"Just be there, ok?" Xemnas said.
Since they were in the official hotel in Hershey Park, the Nobodies of Organization XIII figured that they'd have decent rooms. They couldn't have been more wrong. Well, they were nice, but they weren't as nice as they had hoped.
Zexion opened the door, jumped aside to avoid a head-on collision with Demyx as he barrelled into the room, and walked inside after Roxas and Axel had entered first. After glaring at Demyx, who wasn't paying attention to him anyway, the Cloaked Schemer made his grand entrance.
Whoever had designed the room must have been high or under the influence of some drug (not one of Vexen's, mind you) because the room made the bland ivory walls of the Castle That Never Was look amazing. For one thing, the walls were a lurid pink with sea-foam green. The carpet was shag (of course it was) and was in an unusual shade of purple. The curtains by the windows were a bright yellow that could easily burn one's eyes out.
In the room were two beds, a TV, coffee table, a small fridge and two reclining chairs, among other things. For one reason or another, there was a small safe underneath a desk with a padlock with the numbers to the combination right above it.
"Someone left The Masque of the Red Death on the bed…" Axel said as he lifted the paper so he could read it. "And it has the logo for Hershey Park on it."
"They're going to kill us all." Zexion shrugged.
"Oh no!" Demyx is known for taking many things at their literal meaning.
"He was kidding, Demy." Roxas rolled his eyes.
"Hey, there's a beer in here!" Demyx exclaimed as he now raided the fridge.
"Don't go through there!" Axel yelled as he pulled a flailing Demyx away from the fridge and slammed the door shut.
"Why not?" Demyx whined.
"The last thing we need is you drunk." Zexion sat down on one of the beds and started to read a book on the history of toads.
"Or Luxord." Roxas said with a shrug.
"Oh, don't even go there." Axel shook his head.
"Why not?" Demyx cocked his head in a confused manner.
"Demyx, do you pay any attention at all around here?" Axel was playing with a fireball that he had summoned and was now forcing it to flit around the room.
"Of course!" Demyx pretended to be mad as he jumped on the bed next to his lover.
"Really?" Zexion's tone was sceptical as his eyes remained on the book.
A knock sounded and Roxas left to find that Larxene was standing in the doorway with an annoyed expression on her sadistic face.
"What is it, Larxene?" Axel asked warily when she walked into the room with Roxas.
"Luxord's passed out drunk again and Xaldin's playing Chinese checkers with Marluxia and Vexen." Larxene said, throwing herself into a recliner.
"And you are here because…?" Roxas gestured for the Savage Nymph finish her tale.
"Because there's nothing to do." Larxene pulled out her magenta iPod and shoved the headphones in her ears. "So I figured I'd see what you idiots were up to."
"Isn't there something you can do that doesn't involve us?" Zexion asked.
"You guys were the closest." Larxene started head-banging slightly to her music. "I hate walking."
"You could always make a portal." Axel said.
"Too much work." Larxene said.
"And I thought Axel was lazy." Demyx muttered under his breath.
"I heard that." Axel chucked a video game at the Melodious Nocturne's head.
"That hurt, Axel." Demyx whined, rubbing the back of his head where the game, Viva Piñata, had hit him.
"You complain too much." Axel said.
"Do not!" Demyx exclaimed.
"Yes, you do." Larxene tossed a dagger in the air.
"Go find something else to do." Roxas said to the blonde female.
"You can't tell me what to do!" Larxene snapped.
"But everyone else here can." Zexion said.
Saix sat alone in the room he shared with Lexaeus, Xigbar and Xemnas, trying to figure out what he wanted to watch on TV. Xigbar and Xemnas had gone down to the lobby to find out about other nearby attractions and Lexaeus had vanished somewhere without a trace. Why am I not surprised?
The Luna Diviner had started out watching One Tree Hill, but decided that was too dramatic and switched to Dancing With The Stars, which bored him completely. He then moved on to Why The German Invasion Of Russia Was A Hopeless Cause, but he knew about as much about WWII as he did about cooking pots, so he changed the channel to CSI: Miami. Hating crime shows, Saix changed to TRL, but found that he didn't like the video that was playing at the moment so he switched to How I Met Your Mother. This cycle continued through Friends, Punked, Lost, Fringe and COPS. He had finally decided on watching Heroes when Lexaeus returned from wherever he had been.
"Where were you?" Saix asked, tearing his eyes away from the TV.
"Walking around." Lexaeus answered. "What've you been doing?"
"Deciding that there's nothing on TV." Saix made room on the bed for V.
"So why are you watching Heroes?" Lexaeus raised an eyebrow.
"Because I can." Saix gave a rare smile.
"You know I love that." Lexaeus grinned in reply.
"What?" Saix's eyebrows narrowed in confusion.
"When you smile. It's so rare." Lexaeus explained. "It's like asking Xigbar to shoot with a water gun. It hardly ever happens."
"But Xigbar never shoots with a water gun." Saix pointed out, wrapping his arm around Lexaeus.
"You know what I mean." Lexaeus said.
"So what are we going to do until dinner?" Saix asked.
"I dunno." Lexaeus shrugged. "Guitar Hero?"
"Sweet." Saix nodded.
Lexaeus grabbed the guitar controller while Saix hooked up the PS2. It took a little while since someone (probably Axel or Marluxia) had tangled the cords in the process of unloading.
"I still hate this song." Lexaeus said ten minutes later when he was playing Through the Fire and the Flames.
"Then why do you play it?" Saix raised an eyebrow.
"Because it's the last song I have to beat." Lexaeus explained.
"Good luck with that." Saix gave a short laugh. "Demyx hasn't even beaten it. And you know how much he plays Guitar Hero."
"Not as much as Axel." Lexaeus retorted.
A loud bang sounded from the room next door, the room where Vexen and Marluxia were staying.
"Let's go." Saix pulled Lexaeus away from the TV. "Vexen's probably done something illegal again."
Wow. I know Saix/Lexaeus is odd, but I needed something. I'll take suggestions for this story if anyone wants anything added. that being said, review?
next chapter: first night