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Sweet Riddles: Two Exceptions

“I understand you are disturbed about the desserts I have been making.”

“It isn't the desserts themselves. I'm disturbed about their effect on the crew.”

“What effect is that?” asked Tuvok.

“This crew has started down the road to obesity!”

“Considering that the members of this crew tend to exercise, I fail to see how a few desserts can lead to widespread weight problems.”

“Unless it's brought under control, problems will begin. With only two ironic exceptions, everyone aboard has gained weight in the past month.”

“And just who are those two 'ironic' exceptions?”

“Me,” replied the Doctor. “And you.”