The Sarcastic Wizard

Elven is what he is

Arcane is what he loves

Sarcasm is what he does

He knows what to say

May it be an insult or a comment

But it matters not to me

When the opportunity arises to insult the human sorceress

He jumps to the gun and lets out a great deal of funny

He makes me laugh and brings tears of laughter in my eyes

Others may find him rude and offensive when I find him so cunning

His blue eyes

Oh, his glowing blue eyes gleam with intelligence

No others can match his talents try as they might

Who could ever resist his wonderful sarcastic charm?

The sarcastic wizard is what he is

So witty and so cunning

So smart and so handsome

Oh yes so handsome is he.