Just thought this would be a funny thing to do. I hate Orochimaru and the fact that Sasuke went to him. So I thought I would poke a little fun at it. Lol

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, even though I do in my dreams…

“Speaking” ‘thoughts’ (author notes)

Sasuke was in his room getting ready to go and take a bath before hitting the hay that night.

It was the second day Sasuke had been with Orochimaru and he had already begun training at Orochimaru’s request that he get stronger as soon as possible.

So Sasuke had spent all day training and was beyond tired. Sasuke got undressed (AN: here comes the drool!) wrapped a towel around his waist and stepped out into the dim hallway.

As Sasuke walked down the dark hallway he got the feeling that someone was watching him.

Shrugging it off as nerves, he continued down the hallway to the washroom.

Once he reached the bathroom he walked in and set his clothes onto a bench in the dressing room.

Sliding the door open to the bathroom, he didn’t notice somebody else already in the steaming hot water.

So as he turned around and started to undo his towel from around his waist, he heard the splashing of water.

Turning to look behind him, Sasuke saw Orochimaru already soaking in the hot water.

Startled Sasuke tightened his towel and began to pick up his things.

“You do not have to leave Sasuke-kun, we can share the spring.” Orochimaru hissed.

“N-no…um…ah…it’s ok…I can come back later!” Sasuke quickly stated.

Sasuke grabbed his clothes and dashed out of there before Orochimaru could utter a word.

Finally making it back to his room, Sasuke sighed in relief.

‘OMG! I can’t believe him! That bastard is a gay pedophile! I’ve got to get outta here and back to Konoha...and fast!’

So Sasuke started to pack up all the things he had brought with him and just as he was about to leave, there was a knock on his door.

Sasuke opened his door only to see the thing he was desperately tried to avoid.

“Where do you think you are going Sasuke-kun?” asked Orochimaru.

“I’m getting the hell away from you and back to my friends in Konoha” stated Sasuke.

“I don’t th...” Orochimaru started, but he never finished his sentence as Sasuke knocked him out and ran out the door.

Sasuke ran all night long and didn’t stop until he saw the gates of Konoha.

“Halt, who are you?” asked one of the guards.

“Sasuke Uchiha”

“But I thought you left?!” asked the second guard.

“I did but I’m back and I’m not leaving my friends again to go with to a psycho, pedophile just to get stronger.” Sasuke stated.

So Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura all got stronger in Konoha and nobody ever left the village again to go train, especially not to go train with the psycho, pedophilic, bastard Orochimaru.

FINIS

So what do you guys think of that? It was something that came to me as I was trying to think of something to write for my other story. I know this one isn’t long either but I didn’t know how to make it…it kind of creeped me out to write about this. I hope you liked it! I know I did! Lol.

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