Well, I’ve been reading a lot of BalthierVaan lately and I began writing a more serious story, but I just needed to write this one night, so yeah. Enjoy!

They were in a fine mess.

Ashe, the one who knew all of the magiks for the three of them, had been K.O.’d.

Balthier was blind, he couldn’t walk anywhere without running into something, but he wouldn’t give anyone the pleasure of seeing him so uncouth (he was the leading man after all). He just sat down under a tree about twenty feet from where they’d hidden Ashe in a bush.

Vaan, the third party member, had gotten silence cast on him, he knew blinda and vox too, but that didn’t help at all in the current situation.

To make matters worse, they were out of phoenix downs, eye drops, and echo screens. Even though Vaan was happy to finally be alone with Balthier, he still felt it was quite rotten luck.

He sighed, ‘I guess beggers can’t be choosers,’ he thought

“Vaan,” Balthier called from his seat under the trees.

Vaan looked at him thinking, ‘what? Does he expect a response from someone with silence cast on them?!’

Balthier didn’t expect an answer and continued, “Why don’t you go find the others or something to get us out of this mess. We can’t very well fight fiends with you silent and myself blind.” Sure if one part member was K.O.’d fiends would be more difficult, but under the circumstances the notion of facing even a Viper was ridiculous. Especially since it was getting dark.

Vaan rose and Balthier heard him walk away. Balthier figured Vaan would be safe, he was not much of a mage anyway, and it was much easier to flee fiends as one than two and a K.O.’d comrade.

With Vaan’s voice gone he had understood how precious it really was. Balthier loved Vaan’s voice. He could just imagine the sound of Vaan’s voice moaning out his name.

Balthier suddenly found himself getting aroused by the image of Vaan moaning under him. ‘Well, it has been awhile,’ Balthier thought as he focused on listening for sounds of anyone or anything nearby. When he determined the coast was clear he unbuckled his belts blindly, slipping them onto the ground next to him. Balthier unzipped his leather trousers opening them enough to expose his groin. He took his stiffening phallus in his hand and began gently stroking himself. He groaned low in his throat and leaned his head back against the tree.

He knew he didn’t have long before Vaan came back with help, so he picked up speed.

“Vaan,” he groaned quietly as he pumped his hand up and down his shaft; bringing himself closer and closer.

“Vaan,” he groaned again, he was so close: imagining the blonde on his lap panting and moaning his name all the while.

Just as he was about to release, he heard a twig snap. He immediately halted his movements; his eyes flew open, still seeing only darkness. He heard some shuffling footsteps and someone kneeled in front of him.

They held his face with one hand and brought liquid to Balthier’s eyes with the other.

Balthier’s vision cleared thanks to what he assumed were eye drops. He looked to see his savior, but only saw Vaan’s hazel eyes before lips met his own gently. The kiss was short, but it was a question. Vaan pulled away quickly to look in Balthier’s eyes. Both of them were flushed; Vaan surprisingly more so. Balthier smiled and wrapped his hands around Vaan’s bare waist, kissing him languidly. He opened the seam of Vaan’s mouth with his tongue. Vaan settled straddling Balthier’s lap. Balthier felt Vaan’s bulge rub his erection and shuddered. Balthier broke their kiss and sucked on Vaan’s neck.

“We should really locate the others or some phoenix downs,” Balthier said quietly nuzzling Vaan’s marked neck. Vaan shook his head; he grabbed Balthier’s shoulder to get his attention and pointed to his pack on the ground. There was one phoenix down at the top.

“So you want to continue?” Vaan nodded vigorously thrusting his hips against Balthier’s crotch.

“How far?”

Vaan grabbed Balthier’s gun hand and leaned down to suckle and lick the fingers.

“Oh,” Balthier said. While sucking on Balthier’s fingers, Vaan reached down to undo his belts. He unwrapped the sash on his hips. Vaan pushed his pants down, still licking Balthier’s digits, shifting so he could get them all the way off. He slipped his long metal boots off and sat back down on Balthiers lap. He wore only his vest and made no move to remove it. Balthier thought it was incredibly sexy seeing him only in his skimpy vest anyway.

Balthier extracted his wet fingers from Vaan’s mouth and engaged Vaan in another heated kiss. He trailed his wet fingers down Vaan’s spine, making him shudder. He traced down between his ass cheeks.

Vaan gasped and broke their kiss. He wrapped his arms around Balthier’s neck, feeling suddenly nervous.

“You may feel some pain, but just relax,” Balthier said circling Vaan’s puckered hole with his pointer and middle fingers. Vaan closed his eyes sighing and trying to relax.

Balthier pushed one finger in, feeling Vaan reflexively tense then relax. He kissed Vaan’s neck lovingly as he gently pumped the finger several times before adding another.

Vaan shuddered as Balthier continued stretching him until all four of his slick fingers were being pumped into him, then stretched apart to open him up, then pumped again.

Balthier thought Vaan was as ready as he was going to get and pulled his fingers out. He shifted Vaan on his lap so that he was positioned at Vaan’s entrance.

“Are you sure?” Balthier asked. Van gave him a look, thinking, ‘isn’t it a bit late for that?’ and ground his ass against Balthier’s erection.

Balthier groaned. He said, “alright,” before pecking Vaan’s lips, whispering, “Remember, relax.” He pushed in slowly feeling Vaan’s virgin insides pulsing in pain and an effort to relax. Vaan bit his lip and buried his face in Balthier’s neck. He gripped Balthier’s shoulders tightly almost ripping the fabric of his white undershirt. Balthier’s lips were slightly parted as he pushed further into the hot and tight Vaan.

When he was fully seated in Vaan he panted and waited, massaging Vaan’s lower back to comfort him. Vaan panted heavily against Balthier’s neck, his eyes squeezed shut. Balthier felt the damp hot breaths hitting his neck and almost couldn’t take it.

Vaan bucked his hips, sheathing Balthier further to indicate his readiness.

Balthier moaned and tightly griped Vaan’s hips. He pulled out slowly and thrust in quickly.

Vaan’s back arched and his mouth opened in an attempt at saying, “Aaaaah!” quietly. He still gripped Balthier’s shoulders tightly as his eyes and mouth opened wide and he audibly panted. Balthier shifted his angle every few thrusts.

Suddenly Vaan convulsed and pre-come shot out from his member, landing on his stomach.

Balthier smiled at this and began ramming into the spot. Each time he did Vaan’s muscles would clench around him beautifully. Vaan was making rasping noises in an effort to scream, but the spell still kept him silent. Vaan bounced down on him quick and hard, interrupting Balthier’s thrusts to urge him faster and harder.

“You,” Balthier said breathlessly, “want me faster?” he finished. Vaan nodded his head throwing it back.

“Harder?” He breathed on Vaan’s neck. His eyes were half closed and he barely saw Vaan’s nod. With a grunt he picked up Vaan with his arms around his waist, only partially pulling out of him.

Balthier set him down on his back and thrust in hard.

He hit Vaan’s prostate and Vaan’s eyes rolled back as his mouth opened trying to scream but only letting out a quick, heavy breath. Balthier picked up his speed, his thrusts quick and hard.

Vaan rocked against him blissfully and moved his arms around Balthier’s neck. He mashed their mouths together and Balthier groaned. They kissed hard and Balthier practically inhaled Vaan’s tongue. Balthier pulled away and grasped Vaan’s ass and lifted it off the ground, kneeling as he trust harder.

The new angle was becoming too much for Vaan, he tried to say Balthier’s name twisting his head side to side as his orgasm built.

When Vaan came Balthier was ramming into him. Balthier felt Vaan clench around him as come squirted out of Vaan’s erection hitting his neck and face because of the angle he was held in.

Balthier shuddered a breathy, “Vaan,” as he came hard into Vaan. Vaan felt the hot come filling his insides as Balthier rode the end of his orgasm, quivering as his own finished.

Balthier collapsed to the side taking Vaan with him. He was still inside Vaan and Vaan’s legs were pressed against his chest. Balthier pulled out gingerly and straightened Vaan out pulling him to his chest and kissed him sweetly.

Vaan was too dazed to do anything and just lay in Balthier’s arms sighing contently.

Balthier found a handkerchief out of his pocket and began wiping Vaan’s semen off. When he finished he pulled Vaan closer and inhaled the smell of his slightly sweaty hair.

“I love you,” he whispered. Vaan nuzzled his collar. He was too tired even to try to respond and he knew he couldn’t anyway.

After they lay on the ground for a few minutes they got up and straightened up their clothes. Balthier had to help Vaan tie his sash around his waist because his arms felt weak.

Vaan drank a potion to get some stamina back and he took out the phoenix down he had found. Balthier hugged Vaan and kissed his temple before they went to wake Ashe up.

When they walked out of the alcove they were hidden in, it was nightfall.

They saw the rest of their motley crew waiting for them in the open plains. Basch and Ashe had the same impatient expressions, but were both blushing slightly in embarrassment for Balthier and Vaan. Basch nodded at seeing them and they began to leave. Penelo ran up to Vaan and pulled him ahead of the others for a chat about Vaan’s little encounter (she would of course cast Vox on Vaan, eventually).

Balthier stood in the clearing with Fran as the others walked ahead.

“So all of you know what just transpired I take it?” Balthier said in a slightly frustrated tone.

“Yes,” Fran replied.

“When did you lot walk up?”

“When we revived Ashe, I heard you say “harder?” and we all healed before we came closer.” Fran’s eyes were lit with humor.

“So everyone heard my little declaration?” He asked, Fran nodded. He sighed, and they caught up with Basch and Ashe.

“I suppose,” she began, “every leading man needs a leading lady.” Basch let out a chuckle and Ashe smiled in amusement.

Balthier sighed throwing his arms up in defeat. He thought, ‘now we’re really in a fine mess.’

Note: I found out that if you are gong to use the term “come” either meaning orgasm or semen, you spell it the same as the normal come and coming, instead of cum or cumming. “Cum” is a preposition used to describe things with a dual nature or function, i.e. “Vaan is my apprentice-cum-lover” (says Balthier). I always wondered which was correct and now I can sound like a pretentious cunt by leaving this note to all of you.

….Anyway I hope you enjoyed! I actually got inspiration from playing the game and having them silenced and blinded, I took the terms literally for this story, obviously.