A.N. And now to officially begin the story.

Muhahaha.

The Author stood upon a large and foreboding hill, looking upwards, holding up a stick, rain pelting all around, lightning raining from the sky.

The Author waved the stick, and the rain and lightning ceased to be.

In a large and booming voice, The Author spoke.

“And thus I begin the ritual for Fan Fiction!” The Author shouted, arms raised high, then began to speak in some ancient and completely made up on the spot tongue.

However, he failed to notice a few females sneaking up on him, holding large and blunt weapons…

The script laid idly on the hill, it’s pages flapping in the wind, the rain from earlier returning, drenching it’s pages and making it unreadable…

The die was cast…The story now begun.

Zen.

“Oh shit,” Sora mumbled, glancing about wildly, finding himself in a school uniform, in the middle of a crowded hall, a backpack on his back.

“I’m in an AU school fic!” Sora grumbled, slumping against the wall, “Why did we have to start with this one?!”

Sora then paused, glancing towards the right, and saw Kairi approaching him, also looking very peeved off, especially having to wear the female school uniform.

“I suppose there are some benefits though…” Sora mused, walking towards Kairi. “Peeved we started here too?”

“Of course I am!” Kairi answered, shaking her head, “Though I suppose it could be worse. Seen Riku or the others?”

“Nope, just appeared here. You?” Sora answered.

Another shake of the head, “Only seen you.”

There was an earth shattering ringing, and instinctively Sora pulled out his Keyblade in a flash of light, screaming and thinking there was Heartless and/or Nobody attack, seeing something in black, then proceeding to beat the snot out of it.

After a few seconds, Sora stopped, seeing a kid dressed in black limp away and cry silently to himself.

“Very manly there Sora. You beat up an emo,” Kairi said sarcastically, rolling her eyes.

The Keyblade Master looked around bewildered, surprised that no one in the halls seemed to have noticed anything, then turned back to Kairi.

“Well he was wearing all black! He looked like a Heartless to me,” Sora grumbled. “And that noise startled me.”

“That was the bell,” a voice from behind and below Sora answered, and the Keyblade Master spun around, looking downwards, and seeing Donald, dressed in a suit, sans pants.

“Donald!” Sora grinned, then paused, “You’re not wearing pants!”

“Did you just notice? Know how hard it is to walk with legs like mine while wearing pants or shorts? Near impossible!” Donald countered, glaring towards his friends, “Now, I think we better find Goofy before…Oh-”

Kairi and Sora blushed at the next word that came out of the duck’s mouth, then turned around.

“RUN!” Riku screamed, tearing down the hall, as a mass of school girls behind him squealed, “He’s so cute!” Or “He belongs with Sora!” “No, Cloud!” “No, my character!”

“Oh…” Sora and Kairi said, repeating Donald, then turned to run.

Streaming through the halls, Sora, Kairi, Donald, and Riku kept moving, until there was a flash of fire and red.

Axel grinned, appearing from a random door, dressed like a student too, looking at the ground of schoolgirls who was coming at them.

“Quickly!” he shouted, “In here!”

They piled in through the door after him, and soon it was closed, and locked, thanks to both Sora and Riku.

“Have any of you guys seen the script?” Axel wondered, flicking on the light, showing that they were in a broom closet. It was a little cramped, and Sora noted that Kairi was pressed against him. He had no complaints about this.

“Script?” they all wondered.

“Yah, script. We were placed in an AU school fic, but we are still ourselves, mostly,” Axel nodded, peering through a small slot in the door. “Damn, the fan girls are still outside.”

“What are fan girls doing here though?” Riku wondered, attempting to hide behind a mop and failing fantastically.

Axel paused, then frowned, shaking his head, “We’re not entirely sure.”

“We?” Kairi then asked, raising an eyebrow. Sora wondered why it felt so hot in the closet right now.

“The Organization. Obviously something’s up. The author might not have as much control as he thought. Fan girls are getting through somehow, and trying to stop this parody from existing,” Axel said, still peering through the slot, “I’m worried about Roxas and Namine. Haven’t seen Roxas since I beat him up for breaking my laptop.”

Riku gulped, a bit of sweat beading down his forehead, “But…I’m not gay! THEY CAN’T MAKE ME BE GAY!”

“Quiet!” Axel snapped, “Do you want them to hear us?”

“It’s locked with our Keyblades,” Riku huffed, “No way they’re getting in.”

“Unless they get enough power to appear as their characters…Then…Well, we’re probably screwed,” Axel pointed out. “Damn lazy author probably isn’t paying to much attention to us. They could break through the fourth wall completely any minute now!”

“Wait!” Sora shouted suddenly, his voice abnormally loud, his voice cracking a bit, “That’s it! We’ll find the fourth wall and lock it!”

“It could be anywhere, in any number of KH-styled universes,” Axel pointed out, “We need a way to find the entry point.”

“We have to try something,” Kairi sighed, “Is it safe?”

Axel checked the slot again, nodding, “Looks clear. Let’s go.”

As the four headed out, Sora paused, looking around.

“Hey…” He said, “Where’d Donald go?”

A.N. I really don't have anything to say.

I do NOT own Kingdom Hearts.