A/N: Just a little song parody...based on Monty Python's Lumberjack Song.
DISCLAIMER: I really don't own much of anything here...not The Slayers, not Monty Python....wow, sucks to be me. And, please, don't try this at home.

Xelloss:
I'm a masochist, and I'm okay
I'm bound by night and I'm whipped by day
All 5 Mazoku Lords:
He's a masochist and he's okay
He's bound by night and he's whipped by day
Xelloss:
I slit my wrists, I spank myself
I go to the lavatory (what? we all have to go...)
On Wednesdays I wear stockings
And I burn myself with glee
The 5 Mazoku Lords:
He slits his wrists, he spanks himself
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he wears stockings
And he burns himself with glee
He's a masochist and he's okay
He's bound by night and he's whipped by day
Xelloss:
I slit my wrists, I drink the blood
I like to watch my dragon
I watch her through her window
While she takes care of her son
Mazoku Lords:
He slits his wrists, he drinks the blood
He likes to watch his dragon
He watches her through her window
While she takes care of her son?!
He's a masochist, and he's okay
He's bound by night and he's whipped by day
Xelloss:
I slit my wrists, I wear a tail
Complete with Mace-sama
I wish I'd been a dragon
Just like my dear Fi-chan
Mazoku Lords:
He slits his wrists, he wears a tail
Complete with Mace-sama?!
(talking)
What's this? Wants to be a dragon? Oh, my! And I thought you were so demonic! Fruitcake!
(singing)
He's a masochist and he's okay
He's bound by night and he's whipped by day
He's a masochist and he's okaaaaaaaay
He's bound by night and he's whipped by day