me: Hey everyone! I am back with a new story! I have no idea if it will turn out bad or good so just bear with me here!

Gaara: Oh joy. rolls eyes She's back with another story. which will probally suck worse than cafeteria food at her school.

me: get's teary eyed I- I- I th-thought y-y-you l-l-loved my s-s-s-stories. sob I-I guess I was wrong. get's a sudden mood change FINE IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL THAN MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE HINATA PAIRED UP WITH NARUTO INSTEAD OF YOU!

Gaara: N-now hold on there! I didnt mean it...i...i...SHUKAKU TOOK OVER ME AND SAID IT!

me: It's so obvious that it was you that said it! Now excuse me, but I have to tell Hina-chan that this story will be a NaruHina. She should faint for joy!

Gaara: NNNNOOOOOOOOO!! PLEASE DONT! I WONT SAY MEAN STUFF ABOUT YOUR WRITING SKILLS ANYMORE!

me: Hmmm...do you promise?

Gaara: yes I promise!

me: Hmmm...alright...

Gaara: YAY!

me: Hold up. There is a condition.

Gaara: What is it?

me: Say...that...you are the Peanut man in disguise!

Gaara: B-but i'm not...

me: what was that? You want me to put Hinata with Naruto?

Gaara: NO! Fine! mumbles under breath

me: What was that?

Gaara: I AM THE PEANUT MAN IN DIGUISE!

me: good job. Now back on track I do not own Naruto...if i did I would put Gaara and Hinata together.

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A Pirates Life For Me.

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It was a peaceful day in the Village Hidden in the Sand. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, people were going about there daily buisness without a care in the world. Ah yes, the perfect day...at least for a little while. Heading on there way to the village were six regular travelers...at least...that's what it would look like if not for the peculiur clothes they were wearing.

The oldest it seemed, had short dark purple almost black hair. She was wearing a pair of baggy black pants with the bottem tucked into a pair of black boot's. She had a white poofy shirt, that was ripped in some places to show a fishnet top underneath the shirt. Upon closer viewing, you would be able to see a sword strapped to her waist. She had a feirce look in her tan eyes.

The girl walking beside her had blonde hair in four spiky ponytails. She had a similar outfit like the first person, except she had a white shirt with a dark red corset over it. She too had a sword strapped to her waist, and (secretly) had a knife in a hidden compartment of her left boot. She had a determined look in her green almost black eyes. (sorry if i got the color wrong.)

The next girl was also a blonde, though she had her hair in just one ponytail. She was wearing a pair of jean short short's on that looked like the bottem leg parts had been cut off. And for her top she was wearing a red tube top that ended just above her belly button. For her shoes she simply had on a pair of sandals. She would have looked more normal than the rest had it not been for her holding a sword in her hand. She had playfullness shining in her light blue eyes.

The next one had an interesting bubble-gum pink hair color. She had on a black and white striped shirt, and had a flowing red skirt that ended at the knees but had black leggings under them. She had on a pair of black boots that went above the leggings. She, instead of having a sword had a dagger that looked like it had a secret compartment that looked like it could hold something like poison. She had intelligance in her emerald green eyes.

Now onto the fifth girl. She had her brown hair up in two buns. She had on a black shirt, with a black jacket over it. If you were to examine the jacket you would see dozens upon dozens of weapons hidden in various pockets. It was a wonder how she could even stand up. She had a pair of black baggy pants, tucked into her black boots. Ignoring the fact that she has weapons hidden, she also has a sword strapped to her back. She had courage showing clearly in her chocolate brown eyes.

Now for the final girl. She had short unruly midnight blue hair that reached her shoulders. She had on a gray tube top that went down just past her belly button. She had on a pair of black (of course) baggy pants with black boots over them. She had two swords strapped to her back and a dagger strapped to her side. On her shoulder was a tattoo of a skull and crossbones. She had loyalty for her friends shining in her lavendar eyes.

They were headed toward Suna on business...pirate business that is. Yup that's right. These strange girl's were pirates. All was silent amongst the pirates untill..."Oi, when're we gonna get there?" Questioned one of the blondies. "Belay(1) Ino, 'less ya want them to no we're comin 'fore we get there." Said the brown headed one. "Let them know for all I care. We could still take them down even if they knew, TenTen." Ino said. "Will ya'll two belay that talk!" Shouted the purple haired one.

"Sorry cap'n." Said the two in unison. "Temari?" questioned the midnight blue haired girl. "Hm?" Was the girl known as Temari reply. "Ya seem kinda dazed fer a second there." Said the blue haired girl. "It's nothin Hinata. Just thinkin 'bout somethin." Temari said. "Ah. Yer thinkin 'bout yer hometown arent ya?" Said the pink haired girl. "Yea I am, Sakura. I havent been there fer years. And now suddenly I'm goin back." At that the girls looked at her with sympathy in there eyes. "Ahem...Yes well let's get a move on girl's." Said the apparent Captain. "Hai Captain Anko." Said the girl's jokingly, for they knew that Anko hated proper talk. "Stop talkin like that er else you'll walk the plank." Anko said not sounding very jokish. At this the girl's gulped...they all remembered what happened to the last poor fellow who dared to talk proper around Anko. They still shiver at just the thought.

(One of Suna's patrol guards P.O.V.)

'I've got to get to Suna now!' Was the thought running through my head. I had just seen six young women. At first I thought they were visiting Suna and decided to go up to them and help them. But when I got close enough to where I could see there clothing one thought popped into my head 'pirates.' I knew that one Ninja against six pirates would not stand a chance. So I had to warn the other's.

I finally reached the gates of Suna. I ran up to a guard. "P-p-p-p" I tried to get the words out. The guard looked at me worridly before saying. "O.k. take a deep breath." I did as I was told before screaming at the top of my lungs. "PIRATES!!" The guard looked at me strangely before it hit him. "CRAP! SOUND THE ALARM!" (I've always wanted to type that.)

Suddenly a voice came out of nowhere, saying "Too late." And the next thing I knew the guard was on the ground...headless. I looked up and saw a purple haired woman with a sadistic look in her eyes. "Ah too bad...I thought he would actually entertain me. Ah well...CREW!" The area now held the six pirates...and me. "Oi Cap'n. This the snitch?" Said the double bun haired girl. "'fraid so." Said the apparent Captain. "Does he know what we do to snitches?" asked the blonde with blue eyes. "Guess not." Said the pinkette. "Oi let Hinata have this one. She hasnt had any fun for awhile." Said the Captain "Sure" Said the girl's in unison. "Hm? I get to have some fun know. Sweet!" Said the bluenette.

The girl took out her dagger and before I could blink, had plunged it deep into my effect was instant, which is why I think there was a poison of some sort on the dagger. I began to feel dizzy but just before I hit the ground a hand caught mine and then a voice whispered in my ear. "Yer lucky I missed." And with that the hand dropped me, as I fell into a world of unconciousness. The last thought on my mind was 'What kind of pirates are they?'

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Sorry it probally sucked, but it is the beginning so it should get better after awhile. The guys come in next chappie. Oh, and just so you know the pairing's are AnkoKeka, InoKiba, TemaShika, SakuSasu, TenNeji, HinaGaa. Hope you continue reading.

(1) Belayshut up.

Oh and just so you know. I made all those grammar mistakes on perpose because I dont think pirates would talk all proper and such so yeah. Ja Ne!