Mother Trouble

10

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Myers rushed down the corridor towards the elevator, although flattered he couldn’t believe Skinner was getting fired over him.

‘Maybe I should have dated Kersh’ Once in Myers pressed the button several times until the doors closed. After a few minutes he was at the room where Skinner was. Myers took a deep breath as he clasped the door handle.

‘Here goes’ He thought as he pushed the door open to reveal a very silent room. As he entered everyone looked up at him curiously. Skinner stared at him and Myers could see he wasn’t in a very good mood. Myers gulped as he took a step forward. One of the directors lowered his glasses

“Agent Myers, this is a private session, I will tell you this only once, please leave this room” Myers glanced at the seriousness of all the directors and hoped he hadn't done something stupid. Just then he stepped next to Skinner and placed a hand on his shoulder.

“Your Directorness, with all due respect but this session has something to do with me and A.D Skinner is it not?” The Panel of Directors looked at him.

“Yes but…”

“Then it is not a private session if it includes me” He interrupted. One of them stared at him.

“Agent Myers you have been in an intimate relationship with A.D Skinner and…”

“With all due respect, Skinner was never intimate at all, in fact he was a true gentleman…” Just then Skinner whispered harshly to him

“What are you doing?!” Myers patted him on the shoulder

“Don’t worry Sir, I’m getting your job back.” He said as he walked around the table.

“So you’re saying you never dress as a girl and tried seduced Mr Skinner in any way?” Myers looked at the panel.

“Oh no, I dressed as a girl, I even seduced him and he fell for me, which was a big surprise I might add, but not for the reasons you think” The panel looked at him

“Then what were your reasons for doing this, Agent Myers?” Myers cleared his throat.

“My mother…” The panel looked at him oddly

“Your mother, Agent Myers?” George nodded and folded his hands behind his back and walked around the table.

“Yes you see my mother, God love her, had a crush on Skinner and wanted to marry him and I, no offence Sir, didn’t want him to be my father so I thought I’d dress like a girl and pretended to like Skinner to give my mother competition so she would leave, it worked but then I had to dump him,” Myers looked at Skinner “And it was really hard to do but I knew it was for the best. Then rumours started to fly around about him and I and then after this and that, we are here explaining this to all of you.” He finished taking in a deep breath. The panel looked at him blankly.

“Agent Myers tell us again why you dressed as a girl?…”

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3 hours later

Myers and Skinner both stepped out of the room in silence, closing the door behind them. They just stood there feeling drained. Myers glanced across at Skinner who had a blank expression on his face.

“Sir, I’m sorry about everything” Myers started. Skinner looked at him now

“Agent Myers I don’t know whether to thank you or kill you, but either way you saved my job with that unending rambling, I think they gave me my job back just to shut you up” Myers smiled

“It worked though” Skinner looked across at him

“Thankyou, but if you ever do anything like that again, I swear I will dismember you myself” He warned as he slid off the wall and walked down the hall. Myers watched him go.

“You were a gentlemen you know” Skinner didn’t react as he continued walking. Myers took a deep breath and looked around bored then he had an idea, he should go home. Myers started to walk down the hall, soon enough he reached the car park and bumped in Scully. Scully stared at him

“So how’d it go?” Myers exhaled.

“He got his job back, and I was warned not to do anything like that again” Scully nodded slowly.

“Good, I hope you learnt your lesson” Myers shrugged

“No not really, I’d probably do it again but next time I’d do it more sneakily” Scully just shook her head.

“The worst part Agent Myers is I believe you would do it again” Myers smiled at her and changed the subject

“So now that I am officially single again what’s say you and I…”

“No”

“But you don’t even know what I was going to…”

“No” Myers watched her get in her car and slam the door. Myers pursed his lips and pulled out his phone and speed dialled.

“Scully”

“Are you sure Agent…”

Beep, Beep, Beep

Myers watched her go and signed to him self. The week may have been long and hard with his mother being here but it could have been worse. It could have been his grandmother. Myers walked towards his car and sat down putting the key in the ignition and turning the key. Just then his phone rang

“Hello?”

“George?” Myers gulped

“Nana?”

“George it is you! How are you?”

“I’m well, why are you calling?” Myers put his car into reverse and put the hand break off ready to go.

“I am in the neighbourhood and thought I’d come see my grandson and where he works. Your mother told me about your new boyfriend” Without thinking Myers suddenly released his foot, not knowing the car was actually in 1st gear. The car jolted forward and ran into another car. Myers cursed under his breath.

“George are you ok?” Myers banged on the steering wheel

“Yeah Nan, I’m fine, so when will you be here?”

“Tonight, well I have to go because I have to get fuel, see you soon Pudding” The phone went dead

“Yeah bye” Myers looked at the damaged back end of the other car “Why me?! Well at least the owner isn’t here” Suddenly there was a tap on the window. Myers slowly turned his head to see an angry looking Kersh glaring at him.

“Agent Myers? My Car?…” Myers swallowed hard.

“I swear it just came out of no where and hit me! It… it…” Just then his phone rang again. He answered it. Kersh wasn’t happy as Myers slowly locked his door

“Agent Myers!”

“Hello?”

“Oh it’s just me again pudding” Myers glanced at Kersh who he swore was turning red by the second.

“Yeah? Why are you calling again?”

“Oh I forgot to tell you, your Aunty Debbie will be with me also” Myers’s eyes went wide. “Pudding are you there?” Myers placed the phone down on the passenger side seat and looked at Kersh.

“Sir if I come out can you kill me?! Please?”

“Pudding? Hello are you there? Pudding? Hello? Hello?…”

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A/N

Hey hope you liked it

For all those who don't know Myers, Harp and Fuller are mine :)

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