|Mukahi: Laboratory Symbols
Author: ritsu01 PM
The title says it all! Mukahi and Shishido are in the lab and he gets curious about the "pictures"....CRACK!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Mukahi G. & Shishido R. - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 09-02-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4514805
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Disclaimer: I don't own PoT, nope, not even a single character…
Mukahi and Shishido were in the school laboratory. Why? Because as punishment for uh…disturbing class. Anyways, they were in a lab when Mukahi noticed strange pictures on the wall
"What are those pictures in the wall?"
"What pictures", Shishido asked, a little annoyed now
"Those", Mukahi said, pointing to a picture on the wall of a broken test tube
"That's a laboratory symbol retard, haven't you seen one before?!"
"No….what are they for anyways?"
"They meant to alert you to potential danger and remind you to work carefully, duh!"
"Well it's hard to understand what these pictures mean! Can't they just write the words or something?!"
"What if you were driving then suddenly crash coz you were to busy reading them?!"
"Then I would stop first then read them!"
"No you can't retard!"
"It's the rules!"
"Pssh, since when did you care anyways?!"
"I still don't get why they just can't write them instead of these fucking pictures!"
"Well, SOME PEOPLE CAN'T READ THEM"
"WHO THE HELL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO READ?!"
"I CAN SO READ!"
Shishido just rolled his eyes "Pictures are easier to understand, that's why!"
"WELL, HOW COME I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM!"
"Because you're stupid"
"STOP SCREAMING IN THE LAB!"
"YOU ARE TOO!"
"Stop nagging like an old lady!"
"No! You're the old lady!"
"So you admit?"
"No! Anyways, what does this sign mean again?", Mukahi said, pointing once again at the picture of a broken test tube
"That means 'breakable' stupid"
"Y-", before Shishido could continue speaking, Mukahi suddenly ran to shelves full of test tubes, picked one up, and dropped it…Oooh! And guess what? It broke and shattered into a hundred tiny pieces!
"Wow…it really is breakable"
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!"
"I wanted to test if the picture-thing said was true", he shrugged innocently
"WELL DUH! OF COURSE IT'S TRUE! GREAT! NOW WE'RE GONNA GET MORE IN TROUBLE!"
Suddenly, the teacher arrived to see a shattered test tube on the floor, she twitched then looked at the two
"Mukahi…Shishido…What is the meaning of this?! I told you two to clean this place up! And instead you broke a test tube?!"
She twitched at the answer
"Cleaning duty, two weeks, after school, starting tomorrow"
"WHAT! BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!", Shishido protested
"NO BUTS!", and with that, she walked out, the bitch….
"GREAT! BECAUSE OF YOU WE HAVE TO STAY HERE FOR TWO WEEKS!"
"SHUT UP! GEEZ! YOUR SUCH A NAG!"
I wanna thank my class and my science teacher for this….XP