Ok. So I'm going to try out a randomness humor fic. Lots of pointlessness, stupidity and mayhem.

All characters owned by Sega yadayada. Just read now.

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Two months after the events of Shadow the Hedgehog

Station Square Apartments: Room 13:

Shadow walks into the living room where he sees his room mate Sonic lazily lounging on the sofa flipping through the channels on the TV.

“Anything on?” Shadow asks sitting down.

“Nope...” replies Sonic. Sonic keeps flipping through until he stops on The Speed Network, Nascar was on.

“Oh god. Not again dude...” groans Shadow.

“What? I love Nascar, you should too.” Sonic says,

“Fuck that man, lets watch something else.” “Like what?” “Hmm... lets see.”

Shadow picks up the TV Guide and yells “Fuck yes! Nightmare on Elm Street is on HBO!”

“Dude I don't want to watch that...” “Why the fuck not?” “Cause Freddy sucks!” yells Sonic.

“No he don't!” Shadow yells back, “Yes he does!” “No. He. Don't!” “Fine, prove it!”

“FINE! Yo Fred!” Shadow yells into the hall, “What up B?” says Freddy Kruger popping his out the door frame, “This guy thinks you suck and don't want to watch your movie.”

Freddy walks over to Sonic and slashes his face with his claws, “OWW!” Screams Sonic, “Watch my movie... Bitch!” and then walks out the front door.

Shadow just looks over at Sonic with a smug look on his face, “Alright, Turn it to HBO...” Sonic muttered. Shadow simply says “I win.” and changes the channel.

An hour or so later the movie was over and Sonic being Mr. Impatient wanted to go do something.

“DUDE! Lets go to a fucking club or something! I'm fucking bored!” Yells Sonic tapping his foot.

“Alright, I heard a new one opened up downtown. Suppose to be a good one.” Shadow said “ALRIGHT! Race ya!” Sonic says taking off, Shadow right on his tail.

Downtown Station Square:

Sonic got him this time by being the first one at the club, “Haha, now we're even.” Sonic says with a big smile on his face. “Very well, shall we get going?” Shadow says walking towards the club.

The club was huge, bright neon lights and a big sign saying “Chimp and Tails” (get it?)

The club's bouncer looked oddly at the two hedgehogs and said “You guys coming in here?” “No we just wanted to stand in front.” Sonic says sarcastically, “Ha ha funny. Are you coming in here or what?”

“Of course we are. Why else would we be here?” Says Shadow impatiently, “Alright then. Enjoy your selfs...” says the bouncer and mummers “Freaks.” after they get in.

Inside Chimp and Tails':

Sonic and Shadow walk in and stop in their tracks when they see many middle and elderly aged women around tables throwing money at the men dancing.

“Uhh, Dude? Who told you about this place?” Sonic asks, “I over heard some chicks talking about it when I was at the CD store.” Shadow replies.

Sonics face was in his hands and he was shaking his head.

“What's your problem?” says Shadow, “Dude, this is a Strip Club for Women!” Sonic yells at him. “Oh...”

“Oh... God... I see where the name came from...” Shadow says doing a faceplam, “What?” Sonic asks looking where Shadow was looking at “What... The fuck...?” Sonic says as he sees a overjoyed Tails walking towards them with a skinny monkey in a pink shirt's arm wrapped around Tails.

“Hey you guys! I had no idea!” Says Tails, “It's not what it looks like!” Sonic says with an awkward face.

“It's ok you guys, I don't mind!” “No, Tails we're NOT gay!” Sonic yells

“You're not? Then why are you guys here?” says the Monkey, “Oh, this is my boyfriend Chimp.” Tails tells Sonic and Shadow, “Thats cool.” Shadow says with a cough not taking his eyes off the floor, “Oh hey...” Sonic says also staring at the floor.

After a few more minutes of awkward conversation Tails tells them that they need to get back to work and depart.

“From now on... We don't know a Tails...” Shadow says, “Agreed. Now lets get the hell out of here!”

And so, the Hedgehogs take off as fast as they could home, drink a 20oz bottle of Everclear and pass out in the living room trying to forget the night.

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Whew! End of chapter one! Not to worry more to come in the next chapter of ROOMmates! R&R!