DISCLAIMER: I don't own Twilight OR Harry Potter! This was for the fun of it!

DISCLAIMER: I got the idea for this from a video by NoMoreMarbles and a lot of the dialogue is from it, the rest of the series isn't though!

(NOTE It's in the form of a script, so it's not like a book!)

Harry: HEAR ME VAMPIRES! I AM HARRY POTTER! And I'm not leaving until you're dead!

Edward: That's a pretty bold statement for a short kid in a dress.

Harry: ROBES! HOW DARE YOU! Wait...Cedric? Is that you?

Edward: Huh?

Harry: Oh Cedric! I thought you where dead!

Edward: What the are you talking about?

Harry: You- You don't remember me Ceddy? The egg? The bath? The way I held your lifeless body close to my chest?

Edward: Wow, wow, wow!

Emmet: Dude! He held you in a bath with an egg?

Edward: No!

Emmet: Where was I when this happened?

Edward: I don't even know this magic loving, dress wearing, tike!

Harry: What magic is this?

Edward: I'm not Cedric, you moron, I'm a vampire.

Harry: I see, then I shall be forced to end you.

Edward: snapping noise

Harry: What do you bloody well think you're doing? THAT WAS MY WAND! Oh wait, that was my wand. My wand. You-You-You br-br-oke m-my wand. No wand, no wand!