Wow you all surprised me with all those kind reviews on ‘When liking becomes unreasonable’ because I never would’ve dreamt that people like it so much! Thank you all very much, I decided straight after I got all those reviews that I would write a sequel and after a long harsh week of attempted writing (and suicide) I succeeded in finishing it. It’s 24 pages so please.. Be careful while reading, I wouldn’t want you all to fall asleep or something.

I never wrote something this long, so bear with me. It’s all your fault for me making it this long but please forgive me!

When liking becomes unreasonable, the sequel:Trust the idiots to fall in love

Summary: Sequel to When Liking Becomes Unreasonable. Why do Lavi and Lenalee insist on giving him the sex-talk? Why is his life so miserable and why god why is Kanda overreacting. And o god the lube. Disclaimer: Do not own. Sue me all you want.

Warnings: Sex, shota, yaoi call it whatever you want to call it. It's graphic. Sextalk, foul language. Every fuckin warning there is you can think off. It's just bad. Perverts read with me from here, innocent people just stick with "When Liking becomes Unreasonable"

Trust the idiots to fall in love

When Allen finally had woken up from his current coma – Yes so he had fainted! What would any sensible man and teenager do when he was being confronted with a girl trying to teach him about sex! That was just unthinkable.. Not to mention embarrassing – he noticed that he was all alone again. Lenalee had left a few hours ago since Allen wouldn’t wake up to her disappointment – It had explained the red hand print on his cheek.. It figured she wanted him to be awake that badly.. – and it wasn’t any fun giving a sex talk to someone who was laying in a constant coma or who would faint constantly in and between a sentence. When poor Allen finally had a chance to sit up he found a note on his chest.

‘Dear Allen-kun..’ O god. This just couldn’t be good, ‘Since you wouldn’t wake up after me gently trying to wake you,’ Yeah right, Allen’s cheek still burned somewhat, ‘I decided that I would try and check how Lavi was doing when you were out cold.. And guess what! Lavi has revived and woken up! But when we came back and you still weren’t fully conscious we decided to follow up what we said, be a good friend and tell you all about sex.. Seriously Allen-kun, you lived with Cross of all people and you still don’t know about sex? Anyway we feel sorry for you as the good friends we are and we’re going to tell you everything about it! Yuu won’t know what hit him when we’re done with you!’

Allen’s eyes widened when he read the small note with shaking hands, trembling with fear this time since he was afraid of what they might do to him. What the hell were they going to tell him! He knew where babies came from! What the hell did they take him for! He was goddamn 15! Not 5! ‘I’m not going,’ Allen thought to himself, somewhat feeling a bit relieved at the thought, ‘I know about sex and they can’t make me..’ As if Lenalee knew he would think that, Allen’s eyes fell on the last few sentences of the letter and he paled as he read them.

‘PS I know what you’re thinking when you read this. That you already know this. Or that you think you can run from me. Now please picture me laughing Allen-kun because I seriously find that ridiculous.. If you are such a adult you tend to say you are and you know all about sex then you’ll be a big boy and come to me and Lavi. And please Allen-kun.. I know you know nothing about sex, you may know that babies come from a man and a woman having sex,’ “Damn it!” ‘But you don’t even know how the hell they’re doing it.. Furthermore, sex between two males is far more difficult, well don’t panic now since it’s not that hard, more interesting and has nothing to do with sex between a man a woman, except for the fact that there is a,--‘ Allen choose to ignore that word and read over it because he felt his cheeks flush at the thought of Kanda’s.. ‘, A willing person and an openi--”Again Allen ignored that particular word, ‘Involved. Just like with a man and a woman. So please, come and see us tomorrow at the cafeteria at 2 o’clock. And if you’re trying to run.. I’m telling my brother that you squeezed my ass,’ “But he thinks I’m gay!” Allen whined out loud, ‘And don’t worry, I will be very convincing and he will believe you did it, I will make him change his mind about you and think of you as straight.. Trust me Allen-kun.. You will suffer. Anyway! Hope to see you tomorrow!

With kind regards,

Lenalee Lee,’

Why was this girl being so mean to him! What in the world had he done to her! Allen panicked and tried to think up of something, anything had all... The thought of them telling him everything there was to know about sex.. Allen shuddered, was just too much to handle. But Komui.. Scary Komui with all his scary equipments who could harm him far more than just an “innocent” little talk about – Another shudder – sex.. What the hell should he do! Allen rolled of his bed and looked under his bed, finding his watch. He looked on the thing and paled once again... It was 3 minutes until it was two o’clock.. There wasn’t any more time to think about this, he just had to go and convince them that he knew about everything already. Yes, he was just going to lie.

Besides.. It wasn’t like Kanda would have sex with him in a lifetime anyway.. The other man was just far too distant and emotionally cut off from the rest of the world and it’s people. Even though.. Allen blushed furiously as he thought about it again.. He was quite an experienced kisser.. Then he shook his head and went straight to the cafeteria, yes. He would totally convince them that he didn’t need this kind of talk because he already knew and because Kanda would never ever sleep with him.

“Do you think he’ll come?” Lavi whined and Lenalee really did like the guy.. He was just getting on her nerves with his constant asking of ‘Will Allen show up?’ every 5 seconds. So she sighed for about the millionth time this past hour and looked at him, “I practically threatened him to come. I’m sure he’ll come,” She told him again. Again. How long was this going to takefor Christ’s sake? If Allen wouldn’t show up.. Then Lenalee would throw a fit because being stuck with a whining Lavi was very very bad and testing her patience.

“There he is! Moyashi-chan!” Lavi jumped out of his seat and Lenalee smiled, partly relieved that the small boy had shown up, “Allen-kun!” The boy was panting as he reached their table, face still red from blushing as he read the letter and all the mental images that came with it, “Lavi. Don’t call me that. Lenalee, I already know about..” He looked around, checking if anyone was near him to hear him saying this out loud and he continued whispering, “Sex,”

“No you don’t and you can’t fool me nor this idiot here,” Lenalee pointed out dryly, “And if you know.. How do people have babies, where exactly dobabies come from Allen-kun?”

The small boy blushed a bright red again when she asked him that so straight forward. How the hell should he know! All he knew was that Cross said you got deceases from it, that he shouldn’t do it, that he was too stupid to do it anyway and then Cross slept with another woman. It didn’t really sound logical back then when he was still 10 but even more illogical when he thought about it now. But he had to say something dammit! Or else he would be doomed.. Doomed to hear about everything himself.. “Well..” Allen swallowed some thick air and then bent to Lenalee’s ear, trying to remember everything that Cross had once told him.. Hoping that the damned bastard didn’t tell him lies back then but he decided against it because Cross was just a big fat liar in general and then decided he just had to make something up.. Something that possibly stupid that even Lenalee would consider him too innocent and gave up on the whole thing, “W-When people start to kiss..” Allen blushed a fierce red, “Then.. Then somehow.. There is a connection and they.. They.. Well then something happens and it happens just a few times.. That.. That a woman gets pregnant..”

Lenalee just had to hold back a chuckle, she was just very glad that Lavi didn’t overhear them or else he would be laughing his ass off. Trying to keep a straight face she then turned to Allen once again, “Now Allen-kun.. How do people not get pregnant then? What do think ‘protection’ is?” She was really curious how the boy knew the answer to that, concluding to his previous theory, Cross had only told him a couple of big fat lies. She had not expected anything else from the man..

Allen clearly cleared up as he heard that, happy that he could finally answer a question without having to think hard to come with a lie stupid enough they would leave him the hell alone, “Well that’s when people tie their hair back so that there is not other connection between them than their faces.. And then.. Then they just.. They just don’t do the tongue?” Lenalee couldn’t hold it anymore, she laughed out loud. She laughed that hard that even Lavi joined her, even though he didn’t know why. Had Allen never learned anything at all? Just nothing at all? Was he practically this naive that he didn’t even know as little as that? No.. No it just couldn’t be. “Allen-kun..” She tried to hold back another hysterical laughter, “Please tell me you were joking.. Please for the love of God just tell me..”

Allen slowly nodded, seeing as there was no other option than just admit the whole thing. Even Lenalee didn’t buy it.. He sighed miserably as he knew his plan had failed. He took a chair next to Lenalee and looked at her rather serious, “You promise you won’t laugh?”

She nodded, feeling all serious again now, now that it had been confirmed that Allen made the whole story up just now.

“I don’t know anything about it. Cross only told me that you could get sick from it, tired of it as well, that woman were nothing but a bunch of people who were only good enough for sex.. And that I was probably to ugly to even ever get some.. Oh and he told me a bunch of things I think they’re lies just to keep me from .. Sex..” Allen laughed nervously as Lenalee gave him a look, clearly stating that she did want to know, “Well.. That homosexuality will kill you.. That’s not true is it?” Allen panicked for a moment but Lenalee just shook her head, smiling and Allen sighed relieved, “Good because I never believed that.. And.. That your first time will hurt really badly.. Well for a woman he said, but he also said that I would probably get raped at the age of thirteen so he could pay off his depts.. That was the only case he said when homosexuality wouldn’t kill you, it would just really really hurt,”

“Okay Allen-kun.. Seeing as you have no experience or knowledge or whatsoever.. We’re taking this up to Lavi’s room,” She nodded at the other teen, who nodded enthusiastically and patted Allen on the shoulder, “Don’t worry Allen! I know everything and I will most definitely teach you everything on this matter!” He winked, “And I know Yuu will probably be a hard ass on it.. But if you just do what we say you have to do everything will turn out just fine..”

“B-But I don’t want to have sex!” Allen panicked. He wasn’t ready, he had just received his first kiss damn it! He did not want to have sex! No! He didn’t! And he was again spacing out again because of the whole thing but luckily Lenalee whacked Lavi on the head and left him there whining, “Don’t worry Allen-kun.. You don’t have to. But it’s best if you just.. Know about it, be prepared when it does happen okay?”

Allen nodded, feeling a bit relieved that Lenalee had the control over his sexlife. Wait. What? Lenalee.. In charge of his... Sexlife? O. My. God. O no. O héll no. O absolutely most definitely NO. And again he was spacing out, until Lenalee just grabbed him by the arm and dragged him out of the cafeteria towards Lavi’s room, until Allen was out of air and energy to even struggle.

He was so doomed to die. God most truly really hate him.

“Okay Allen.. So.. You honestly don’t know anything about sex do you?” Lavi started, chuckling. Allen threw him a glare and shook his head, “No I don’t,”

“Okay then!” Lavi got a book out of his left pocket which stated ‘How to teach Sex Education to your children – How to break them the news’. Allen just stared disbelievingly at it, “I’m not ten years old Lavi! What the hell is that!”

“The book of how to teach you the basics about sex. I don’t want to traumatize you so I’ll start with this. Once you know, the sooner I can start with the detailed mansex..” He grinned at Allen’s horror expression and he started at page one, “Okay Allen.. When a man and a woman are in love they.. O just screw this,” He threw the book away and there went Allen’s last hope of coming out of this sane, he pointed an accusing finger at Allen and started, “A man and a woman have sex. You do know that when they have sex sometimes a woman gets pregnant. Now I can go around and tell you about puberty and a woman PMS’ing but seriously, you don’t want to know. PMS is a bitch and you’ll hopefully never find out why. So that is irrelevant because you will never become a father if you stay with Yuu,” He know looked at Allen rather serious, “Are you okay with that?”

“I-I don’t know..” Allen was confused. How the hell should he know? He.. he didn’t even know if he was gay! He didn’t even know if he was going to “stay with Kanda forever”, he was realistic enough to see that there was a high chance of that never happening, “If I stay with Kanda..” He said slowly, “Then of course I don’t mind having no children.. I choose to be with him..”

“Aww..” Lenalee couldn’t help but finding Allen very sweet but she didn’t do anything other than that. This was Lavi’s part of the deal.

“What she said, that’s really cute Allen.. You sure you wanna stay with cranky old Yuu?” He winked and Allen gulped, blushing again, “Okay fine. When a man and a woman are in love, I know you will not love a woman when you have an effeminate man like Yuu but okay you still need to learn the basics, a man’s wee-wee, O god sorry I just read that out the book., okay his cock, that’s more like it, just fits into a woman’s.. err... cave.. Like a perfect puzzle,” Lavi grinned for a moment, “That. Is. Bullshit. A man’s cock fits just as well into the perfectly rounded ass of another man, it just hurts a hell lot more,”

Allen was deadly pale now. Sure he could’ve guessed how sex went.. Assuming that a baby did grow into a woman’s belly and all but.. But.. And why did Lavi have to put it like that! Why! He didn’t want to listen anymore, he couldn’t! He just couldn’t! It was too much, he was absolutely not ready for this, now he did finally know where babies came from but seriously.. That was enough. “Okay thank you Lenalee, Lavi,” Allen nodded weakly into the direction of the two, “That was far enough information, I think I’ll be going now..”

“O no you’re not,” Lenalee said and she grabbed his arm and smiled sweetly, “If you’re going then I’ll have to restrain you..” Allen yelped but couldn’t get his arm out of her grip, “Please Lenalee let me go! Please! I beg you! I still didn’t have breakfast or lunch yet and I’m hungry! And I’m scared and sick and I don’t want to hear about sex anymore! Please let me go!”

“I’m sorry Allen..” She shook her head, not falling for the ‘kicked-puppy’ look he threw her, “But this is something you cannot miss. Besides, Lavi has food, right Lavi?” The redhead nodded and gave Allen some.. Very.. Old looking candy which he got from under his bed.. Allen almost threw up when he saw it and whined once again. Lenalee did not bunch, so did Lavi. Then Allen growled, why did God hate him so much?

“Okay Allen..” Lenalee grabbed his wrist firmly and let him sit down the bed, next to Lavi, “I will continue from now on..” She let go of his wrist and went straight to the point, grabbing something from under the sheets of Lavi’s bed, “This. Is lube,” She threw it at him and Allen caught it without even thinking about it, even though his eyes widened when he finally noticed what it was. Lenalee rolled her eyes, “Don’t worry it’s new. So..”

“That’s not the point right now..” Allen whispered desperately, trying to get out of this situation. Lenalee ignored his statement and continued, “Have you ever felt like that towards another man before Allen?”

“No..” Allen whispered, “I mean.. I just knew a few days ago that I was attracted to Kanda..”

“Good..” Lenalee purred, “You both look cute together.. You’re definitely a cute little bottom and Kanda makes a hell of a seme..”

“S-seme?” Allen looked at her confused, afraid of what the answer might contain.

“O sorry.. I used one of the Japanese words of Kanda’s culture..” Lenalee chuckled at his face, “Literally it means ‘attacker’.. But for now we’ll just say that he’s the one who’ll be the one.. err..”

“Screwing you,” Lavi helpfully added.

“Thanks Lavi..” Lenalee rolled her eyes, “But since you’re the one here with the experience I think it’s best you tell him how everything works..”

“Sure will!” Lavi grinned and turned to meet Allen’s shocked face, who was just too shocked to even respond by the fact that he had just heard that Lavi had experiencewith this... He had sex before?! With who then! He was always busy! He was an exorcist! Ever busy defeating the Demon’s for crying out loud! “Oi Moyashi-chan.. What are you looking so distressed for?”

“Y-You had sex before?” Allen managed to stutter and he blushed a bright red again, he really started to hate his blush right now.

“Yup and not only that, I’ve been with a man before as well!” Lavi grinned brightly, not ashamed of anythingat all. Allen looked up at Lenalee but she didn’t even do as much as blink, which clearly stated she already knew.

“H-How! How did you find the time and who was it Lavi?” Allen was shocked to find out that his friend, one of his most closefriends had sex with a man before.. And had not told him as well. Lavi chuckled and he ruffled through Allen’s hair, “O Allen you’re so cute!” he grinned at the memory of his first time with that man, “Let’s just say we came across each other when I was busy with a mission.. Yuu’d fled luckily enough and well..” Lavi chuckled, “He just claimed to make me his, he wanted to y’know? We keep seeing each other.. Sex is great..” Lavi fell into a dreamy daze again as he thought of his wonderful lover, completely ignoring the fact that Allen was currently choking on thick air.

“But anyway since Yuu is definitely not as great as my sweet guy, sorry Allen I’m being just straightly honest with you, I have to prepare you at all costs because I can’t let Yuu-bear hurt you.. So I was talking about the lube. Every virgin’s first time has to be sweet and gentle okay? So lots of love and preferably with lots of preparation..” Lavi looked at the other boy who first went pale and then bright red, “Don’t worry.. You’ll like it.. Eventually.. Yuu just needs to stretch you a bit..”

“S-stretch?!”

“Yeah.. With his fingers and all.. Allen? ALLEN?” Unfortunately for both Lenalee and Lavi, Allen’d heard enough and fainted. The poor boy just couldn’t handle this all, not now and not ever. Because it all sounded too weird and scary.

“Where the hell is that Moyashi..” Kanda muttered darkly as he walked past some Finders, all backing off due to the deadly aura he had around him. And because no one had forgotten about that ‘incident’ with Lavi a few days ago.. He’d been thinking about him all day and it annoyed the crap out of him. He’d wondered why the hell he’d kissed the damn brat or why he’d even bothered to be nice to him.. And then that blinding flashing smile came to his mind again and Kanda realized that he would be blind when he turned 20 if he stayed with the younger Exorcist... Furthermore, that damn brat was too cute for his own good. He could get raped if he kept it up. Stupid idiotic Moyashi.. Never thinking, always just acting. Never thinking about the stupid consequences, just like when he kissed him. Had he even ever given it a thought of what might happen then? That.. That.. They would be a gay couple? It had been a blow to Kanda’s ego when he noticed he’d fallen a bit for the other boy..

And what the hell did that idiot expect from him? Did he expect him to get all lovey-dovey right now? Well he could stick that stupid idea up his tiny pretty little ass because that was not going to happen.. And everything else on this fucked on relationship the boy might have in his mind just about now.. Kanda continued to walk, getting more angry with each and every step, he had to discuss everything about this relationship with that stupid bean. He would not be nice to him, he would just continue like they always were.. Only just.. With kissing.. And stuff.. Kanda ignored the slight blush now gracing his features as he thought about it. Kissing the stupid brat.. Was.. Somewhat nice.. Somewhat. And then he growled again, this was all his fault.. All his damn fault.

“MOYASHI! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!”

“I think he’s out cold Lenalee..” Lavi sighed as he looked at the young male, head now slumping on his shoulder, “What did I do wrong?”

“You started the preparation talk a bit too soon.. “ Lenalee shook her head, “And we’re dead if Kanda finds us like this.. With him..”

“Ah Yuu won’t kill us!” Lavi exclaimed happily, ruffling through the white hair of the unconscious Allen.

“You really wanna bet your life on that Cyclops?” A deep voice growled and Lavi turned around and smiled weakly when he saw the deadly aura of one certain Kanda Yuu. He tried to shield himself with Allen when he tried to respond, “H-hi there Yuu-chan!” He tried to keep up his usual happy way of doing things but that deadly aura that Kanda had clinging to him kind of ruined the mood.

“Don’t talk shit against me,” Kanda’s deadly aura went even darker when he saw his Moyashi, his property by all means, lying in the arms of the redhead, obviously not fully conscious. “What are you doing with the bean sprout?”

“I’m not doing anything with Allen-tan!” Lavi clacked his tongue, “He just.. Fell unconscious..”

“And how did the damn brat fell unconscious?”

“…Err.. He was low on food?”

“You dare and lie to my face Cyclops and I will make you regret it,”

“Lenalee told him about sex!”

“She what?!”

“I what?!”

Kanda looked at them both, trying his best to calm down. He couldn’t hit a girl and especially not Lenalee of all girls. One, he could stand her somewhat and two, she was the sister of a psycho maniac brother who’d just decided to leave him alone. If he started a fight now said psycho maniac would come after his ass and make sure he was breathing no more. So he just took pleasure out of something else, “What the hell is wrong with you?!” Ah. Yelling always was such a relief when he couldn’t do anything else.

“Sshh..” Lavi whispered desperately, pointing at Allen, “I think he went into sleeping mode right now, you’ll wake him..”

Kanda snorted, “I thought you just said he was unconscious you stupid Rabbit..”

“Yeah but listen!” Lavi remained completely silent and Kanda stepped in closer to look at the boy who leaned against the redhead’s chest. His face was peaceful and indeed his breathing was slow but regular and indicated that he was indeed sleeping. He couldn’t help himself but to brush away a few white locks that were in the way of that serene angelic face.. Lavi didn’t even do as little as giggle at the motion, because he was too afraid that Kanda might kill him if he did.

“I’ll take him to his room,” Kanda said abruptly and he looked life threatening at the other two, daring them to make objections. But unexpected Lavi kept his mouth shut and Lenalee just smiled and nodded. Confused by this lack of response he expected he would be getting he clumsily placed one of his arms under Allen’s knees and the other under his armpits. It was pretty amazing how little the boy was weighing, considering the fact that he ate as much weighing as an elephant every day.. He looked upon the sleeping face of the other boy.. That idiot was so molestable and he wasn’t even aware of it himself.. He heard people talking about him before.. The so called incidents a few days before.. Talking about how cute he was and how fun and happy and goddamn everything. It had annoyed Kanda to no end.

Even when he was outside he was still pissed at the bean for being so careless. He knew that the bean sprout couldn’t be that possibly dense that he didn’t even know that he was cute, even that stupid master he belonged to threw it in his face almost every time he had the displeasure to meet him. If he knew he should damn be aware to not.. Walk around like that. If it were Kanda’s decision, he would lock him up in a cage. Stupid damn bean sprout..

“Hng..” Kanda jerked up at the sudden sound and he noticed it was just the brat.. He hmpf’ed and continued walking, ignoring the stupid sounds the stupid bean made. When he finally reached his room he almost kicked the door open with no hands free to do anything other at the moment. To his surprise the door was already open and it just proved to him how stupid the other really was.. You should always lock, or at least close your door before you left the room.. Kanda rolled his eyes and walked over to the bed where he did his best to shove away all the stuff the stupid bean had on his bed, including a few letters.

Kanda laid the boy down and then reached for the letters, at first he wanted to put them away so the bean sprout could finally sort it out later but then his eye fell on one particular letter, addressed to him from Lenalee. He began reading it and his face grew darker with every sentence. His face resembled the one of a murderer when he was done reading it and he glared angrily at a still sleeping Allen, how the hell could that idiot fall for something like this! He should’ve stayed away from them.. Those idiots.. They must’ve completely ruined his brain!

And.. Kanda felt a slight blush creeping up his cheeks, he dare to hope that the sprout didn’t even think anything nearsomething like.. Like sex. It wasn’t like.. They just knew each other that long for Christ’s sake! What the hell were those morons thinking about teaching him about such a irrelevant subject like that! He just stood up to go and see them again and perhaps beat the crap out of Lavi again, sure he was sure it had been Lenalee’s idea from the start to go through with it but he couldn’t hit her and Lavi was still available to relieve his aggression, when he felt a hand clutching onto his Exorcist cloak. Kanda’s eyes went wide when he looked back but then noticed that Allen had grabbed his cloak in his slumber.

“Let go you idiotic bean..” He muttered but Allen just muttered something back. Something that didn’t make any sense either how, “Stop talking nonsense Moyashi and let me go!”

“Kanda..” The boy muttered and still held onto him, still completely unaware of the fact that Kanda was here right next to him. Kanda however looked confused and felt annoyed at the same time, “What?! For god’s sake Moyashi spit it!” But Allen disappointed him when he kept quiet after that, maybe he did feel Kanda’s deadly aura and decided to shut up. Kanda just growled and started pulling at Allen’s clothes but he wouldn’t bunch.. He wouldn’t let go of his cloak either so Kanda just settled with laying next to the boy, hoping that he would soon wake up. Unfortunately for Kanda, Allen decided to cling onto him, roll over and cling to his chest.

“What the --!” Was all that came out of Kanda’s mouth before the boy had snuggled onto his chest like the good and the older boy was seriously panicking right about now, even more when Allen sleepily wrapped his arms around Kanda’s waist, for that was possible in the position they were in now. Kanda’s personal space was being infiltrated, again. He just wanted to throw the boy off and show him who was exactly boss here but then Allen smiled in his sleep and nuzzled against his chest, “Kanda..” He muttered and continued to smile. At first, Kanda found this for a second adorable, which was already an accomplishment because Kanda and finding something adorable.. Please.. , but then he grew irritated again at the motion, “That stupid Moyashi.. He doesn’t even care who’s with him, he just clutches onto them because he feels like it.. Does he even care for me?” He snorted, ruffling through the white hair, “Wake up squirt,” Allen moaned irritated in his sleep, not wanting to wake up from his sleep so Kanda tried harder, tugging at the silver locks, wanting the other boy to get off his chest because this was getting slightly annoying.

“Go away..” The younger boy whined and that was a sign for Kanda that the boy was slowly waking up, but just couldn’t get himself to do it. Kanda rolled his eyes, such willpower.. Not a warrior at all, not even worth his time.. “Get your ass of me Moyashi!” And his hand came in contact with the rear of Allen harshly, making the other one jump up in pain and surprising, falling on his painful ass on the ground, “What was that for!” He cried out, rubbing his painful ass, “Stupid Bakanda! What did I do to you!” He looked around and his face became even more distressed, “In my own room for God’s sake! Who the hell do you think you are!”

Kanda just glared at him and responded by leaning down and kissing his mouth shut, “The one who owns you..” And just when Allen wanted to reply he slipped his tongue back in and forced Allen to kiss him back. At first the boy was shocked and wanted to push him away for such an answer but then he just melted away and gave in. You just couldn’t resist Kanda Yu, not when he was busy trying to make you feel good, which was one of his rare moments.

“K-Kanda..” Allen panted and he tried to pull away but Kanda grabbed the back of his head and forced him to stay lip locked with him, “I-I can’t breathe..” But the poor boy’s cries fell on deaf ears and Kanda just snorted, “Breathe through your nose Moyashi..” And he continued kissing the boy again. “Hnng..” And Allen struggled to get free from the other man, who just resisted on kissing. Finally Allen couldn’t take it anymore and pushed himself away from the other man, panting heavily and trying to catch his breath, “What the hell is wrong with you!” He yelled at him, “I told you I couldn’t breathe you absolute arse! What the hell was that all about!”

“Tch,” Kanda stood up from the bed, “Shut up Moyashi,”

“You’re telling me to shut up! The nerve of you Kanda!” Allen was shaking with anger as he stood up from the ground, “First you spank me of all indecent things you could do to me! Then you forcefully kiss me and then when I’m insulted at your behavior you tell meto shut up! Where is the logic in that Kanda!”

“Logic doesn’t work for you,” Kanda snapped, refusing to give a full and reasonable answer to the stupid bean. He didn’t even know why he kissed him.. It was just that the boy pissed him off that much that he wanted to show him who was boss, stupid damned Moyashi.. He just wanted to.. He wanted to prove to himself that he was able to handle the damned brat, that he owned him and no one else had the right to.

“What the hell of an answer is that!” Allen shrieked, voice way too high for his liking, he glared at the other man furiously, “Why did I even ever like you when you can’t even respect my wishes! You just barge in like a maniac into my life, take no responsibility for your actions nor do you ask me what it is that I want. You just do whatever you please!”

“I said shut up!” Kanda snarled at him and Allen shut his mouth in shock. And Kanda felt sorry that he said that when he saw the slight fear crossing the boy’s face, but he couldn’t go back now. He was pissed at him for being this dense and this stupid.

“Then.. Go play in traffic you prick because I’m going!” And before Kanda knew it the boy had angrily taken his leave, leaving a very surprised and dumbfounded Kanda behind. What the hell had just happened here?!

“Stupid Kanda..” Allen rushed through the halls and he tried to get that stupid image out of his mind and hated himself for actually liking it that Kanda had kissed him like that. He only liked it for a moment though.. If things were going to be like this with Kanda then hell no that he was going to fall for it, he would not buy it. Most definitely not. His feet came across a familiar path and finally dragged him to the cafeteria, where he finally realized he still hadn’t had lunch yet. His stomach was beginning to throw a fit and he quickly hurried over to Jeryy, eyes pleading when he looked at the other man, “Please Jerry I haven’t eaten anything yet from yesterday evening until now..” And the man immediately understood, he began his cooking immediately and Allen forgot all his sorrow and being angry at Kanda for a moment when he carried all that delicious food to his table, where he was soon joined by Toma and Reever.

“What’s on your mind?” Reever sighed and he looked at the young boy, who was absentmindly stabbing in his food. He felt bad about his fight with Kanda already.. He shouldn’t have yelled at him like that.. Kanda kissed him.. He didn’t punch him or anything.. And.. weren’t they in love? Weren’t you supposed to do stuff.. Like that.. And.. Allen blushed, taking a few more steps when you were in love? Taking it to the next level? “...” Allen didn’t even hear Reever’s question, he was that busy poking at his food, now he’d completely lost his appetite.

“Oi kiddo..” Reever waved his hand before his face, “Is it about Kanda?”

Allen jerked up immediately, face flustered as he looked at the other man, “How did you guess Reever-san?” Was he that obvious? “It wasn’t hard to guess..” Reever shrugged and Allen sighed, o damn it all. He was quite easy to read..

“So what happened?” Reever looked at the younger boy with a interested look that clearly stated ‘I’ll be here listening but as soon as I see Komui I’m going to get his ass to work,’.

“He kissed me..” Allen just said, staring at his food as if he was hoping that it would spontaneously jump into his mouth and finally settle his hunger.

“And.. You’re worried about that why?” Reever quirked an eyebrow at him and so did Toma, even though nobody could really notice. Allen didn’t even realize he had their full attention when he began spitting every little bit that bothered him, “Well.. I couldn’t breathe and the bastard never thinks of my feelings, whether I’m in the mood for it or not or if I want it or not.. And I think that it will be just the same if I stay with him..”

“Of course it will..” Toma said, shrugging, “That’s Kanda Walker-sama.. You take what you get and he’s never really been good at other people’s feelings. Ask Tiedoll, he’ll be able to answer you... But I think you need him to be like that, honestly would you like it if he was being all sweet and gentle with you all the time?”

“No but I would like it if he was.. Just for a moment..” Allen sighed.

“O he will be, once in a while he’ll feel guilty for being such an, please forgive me my language, ass because his pride demands of him to treat his boyfriend well... Of course he’ll just think of you as an annoying kid, he’ll tell that to himself, but he really likes you in his heart.. So once in a while when he’s going through a guilt trip he’ll try and be nice to you,” Toma looked at him rather serious, “Wasn’t he nice to you when you confessed your love to him? Because if he wasn’t I can’t believe that you stayed with him..”

Wow. Toma was sharp and Allen looked a bit confused, “Well yes he was.. He was finally acting a bit.. Sweet and gentle, even though he was still being a prick about me ‘not participating’ in the kiss and everything.. But yes it could be considered nice..”

“That’s his way of nice.. Can you deal with that?”

“I.. I think I can. Kanda wouldn’t be Kanda if he weren’t like that..”

“Good..”

“Thank you Toma!” He flashed the other man a smile and then hugged him on impulse, “You made me feel so much better!” What poor Allen didn’t know and neither did Toma was that that Kanda Yuu they had been talking about was standing at the door opening of the cafeteria and looking at them murderously, his right hand clenching into a fist around Mugen, hand itching to slash the head of that stupid Finder.. He rushed over to the place and that was when Reever took notice of him, “Ho easy boy!” He said, quite surprised at seeing Kanda here, “It’s not what you think, calm down,”

“It’s never what I think is it Reever?” Kanda snarled and then also Allen and Toma took notice of him. Toma paled a few tones when he saw the man and immediately understood what he thought but Allen looked just confused, “What is it Kanda?” Before he knew it he got yanked out of his seat and pulled against Kanda’s chest rather roughly, who now had his full attention on his ‘cheating’ boyfriend, “You. IMBECILE!” he yelled at the white-haired boy, who immediately flinched, “Is that what you call a relationship?! Is this what you’re trying to do! Getting me to like you and then flirt with other people, is that it?!” Allen flinched at the harsh words and tried to get out of Kanda’s death grip he hold on him, “Kanda! It’s nothing like that, please calm down!”

“You’re nothing but a lousy cheater.. Think it would be funny to go around and pull pranks on me?” Kanda snarled at him, not even once listening to what Allen had to say, who was terrified of the words that could come out of the Exorcist’s mouth, “Or you’re possible that naive that you’re not aware of that others here might like you, is that it?!”

BAM.

To everyone’s surprise Allen suddenly had slapped Kanda across the face and by the looks of it, he was very angry. Kanda was a bit in shock as he looked at the other boy with his eyes wide and mouth slightly open, “Don’t you ever dare accusing me of cheating..” Allen muttered darkly, “And don’t you dare getting pissed at me! I didn’t do anything wrong! And even if others like me, the only one I like is you, you stupid Bakanda!”

“Me..?” It came out as if he hadn’t expected the answer and Allen responded into kicking him to the ground and started attacking his face with punches, “Yes you! You stupid stupid Bakanda!” Allen yelled and he kept on hitting the other man, who tried to get him off, “Stop that you lunatic!” But Allen kept on hitting him, angry that the man was that brutal to him before and now again acting like a complete moron, a completely possessive jealous moron. Finally Allen calmed down a bit a fell down on Kanda’s chest, “I like you.. Idiot..”

“Tch. Stupid Moyashi..” Kanda muttered but finally calmed down, he wasn’t even that pissed anymore or wanted to hurt the white-haired boy badly.. Still one question remained, a question he had to ask and a subject he was still touchy about, “...What the fuck was with the sex talk!” Allen looked up, face flustered and hoping that no one had heard him but unfortunately everyone had. Some were now snickering, others were just to shocked to even do anything and again some other people just watched in amusement at Allen and Kanda, wondering how this conversation would end up, “H-How did you know!” His voice held halt between a whine and a yell.

“Shouldn’t follow Komui’s example of never sorting out your stuff..” Kanda snapped at him, “Now tell me you stupid brat, what the hell was that all about!”

“It wasn’t my fault!” Allen turned red from anger and also red from the embarrassing images as he remembered it all again, “They forced me! I couldn’t do anything to stop it!”

“You coward! You could’ve stayed away from them!”

“Like I had that much of a choice!”

“You’re just a coward,”

“No I wasn’t! And well maybe, maybe I wanted to prepare okay!” Allen blushed a deep red but his anger forced him to spit out the next words, “Maybe I wanted to know about it so I could be prepared in the future with you! That I wouldn’t be a dumb naive little boy who wouldn’t know what to do but you’re irritating me more and more Kanda and I don’t even know if we’ll ever reach that stage!” It was deadly silent in the cafeteria now. Snickers had stopped, faces had fallen but everyone had just their eyes on the two of them.. Mostly Allen. Pure innocent little Allen.. Wanting to know about sex?!

Even Kanda couldn’t even get a word out of his mouth at that statement. His eyes were wide and he attempted to say something but all he got was his mouth falling even more open as he looked at the beat red face of the bean sprout. He.. he had gone through with this.. For him? He had suffered for him so he.. O god. What the hell was that Moyashi thinking! What did he expect from him! “What the..” Was all that came out of Kanda’s stupefied mouth.

“Shut up! Just shut up I don’t want to hear it!” Allen’d never felt so embarrassed in his whole life, not only had he said something that was too embarrassing to even think, he’d said it in front of everyone too. To Kanda of all people.. Allen covered his ears and had the sudden urge to cry out in frustration, why was he so stupid! Kanda would hate him now.. Why the hell did he say it! It was embarrassing.. They just knew each other and.. And..

“Moyashi,” Allen just pressed his hands to his ears harder, wanting to bann out all the sound that the other one made. Not wanting to hear him yelling at him and being mad.. He knew it was stupid.. He knew he shouldn’t have said something that stupid..

“Moyashi..” He tried again, growing irritated as the other one still refused to listen to him. He finally got a hold of those petite hands and tried to get them off but Allen refused to let go, “I don’t want to hear it! I already know what you’re going to say, I’m sorry! Now just leave me alone!” And Kanda was again surprised by the sudden mood swing.. Was he.. Embarrassed? Kanda grinned, finding that adorable for some reason, and took the hands of Allen’s ears anyway and bent to his ear, “If you wanted to have sex with me that badly, you could’ve said so from the beginning Moyashi..” His grin grew when he saw grey eyes widen and his face turning beat red again as he heard Kanda’s words but Kanda decided to push it a little further - seeing as the boy had already punched him several times and screamed at him he deserved some punishment – “Or do you want to go at it right now in my room?” He hissed into the boy’s ear, making him shiver.

“Fine..” Allen muttered softly as he tried to ban out the sensation that even that little touch'd caused him. Kanda’s eyes widened at first but then he just furrowed his brows, “You what?”

“I said fine!” Allen continued his previous glare at the other boy, “You wanted to do it right? So let’s do it then!” He hadn’t really expected anything from that statement, he just expected the other one to back out now, now that he was still able to. He saw his eyes gazing at him questionably before he opened his mouth to speak, “Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” And with that he lifted Allen his arms, bridal style, “Eh what! Let me go you ass!” Allen protested, face blushing at the motion but Kanda ignored him and stood up in full length, glaring at everyone in the room.

“If anyone dares to come in my room within the next few hours..” He stated darkly, not missing a single person with his glare of Death, “I will make you regret the day your parents decided they wanted to have you as their declaration of love,” With that he turned heels and went straight for his room, with a confused, but also somewhat happy, Allen in his hands, who didn’t even dared to protest anymore.

The hallway had seemed so long when Allen and Kanda went through it.. It seemed ages before they got at his room and all this time Allen kept feeling his heart stammering, a part of him wanting to scream and run away while the other part was nervous and wanted to know what was coming. Either how neither of the parts were really overjoyed by this, even though that slight part of him wanted to, who thought Kanda wouldn’t hurt him that much. And that wasn’t because of some fairytale prince like story.. No, because Kanda’s pride wouldn’t let him to hurt one younger than him. But Allen didn’t know what to expect! He’d passed out after Lavi’d had talked about the -Another blush covered Allen’s cheeks- stretching. Besides.. Was there anything he could do? Allen grimaced, by the looks of it he sure as hell was going to end up on bottom.

And then finally the other boy knew where they were and kicked the door of his room open and once they were inside again he kicked it closed with his boot before walking over to the bed and laying Allen on there. The boy just stared at him startled, “K-kanda I—Hmpf!” Just like before the boy took no consideration in what he felt or what he had to say.. And Allen really had something to say right now. His hands were clutching at Kanda’s strong arms, trying to push him away from him but he gasped when Kanda’s hand found his protesting one’s and grabbed his two wrists with it, keeping the boy in place.

“K-Kanda!” Allen managed to gasp through the rough but still very nice kiss the other one gave him.. He didn’t know why, he just liked it when the boy went rough with him.. He liked it when that tongue ravished his mouth like that and – Argh! That wasn’t the point right now! Focus Allen focus! “L-Let me go stupid!” He tried. He really did. Even though his body had long given up on fighting the other male because he was too strong and for one reason or another, it felt like jelly.

“Yeah right stupid bean..” Kanda muttered and broke the kiss, finally giving Allen the privilege to breath. The boy coughed as he fought for air but looked at the other one hovering over him desperately. The dark hair was now hanging in his face too and it tickled somewhat and his deep blue eyes, if you looked closely you would be able to see, had no readable emotion in it. But just when Allen thought he could have a little quiet and peaceful talk with him, the man started to kiss his jaw, making Allen jerk up in surprise. Kanda’s other hand pushed him down again and slid in between the small boy’s legs, to keep him from running. His tongue left a wet trail over his jaw and then went to kiss him just below the ear, which made Allen’s eyes widen and made him let out a hiss which he wasn’t able to stop.

Kanda looked up for a moment at Allen, his trademark smirk back and plastered on his face, “You’re so weak Moyashi..” And he went back on track, tongue doing all sorts of things there just below his ear and Allen hissed again when Kanda bit down, rolling the small piece of flesh painfully between his lips. Allen blushed a fierce red when he thought he actually liked that feeling of sensation and pain mixed up in one, “Kanda...” He muttered, trying to get the other boy to look at him. Better yet, listen to him.

“You sure love saying me name don’t you brat?” Damn that stupid smirk of his.

“Shut up you arrogant git!”

“O I’ll make you pay for that,” And again Allen hissed when the boy bit at another spot and another and another.. Completely claiming Allen as his own, wanting everyone to see the red spots of whom he was certain they would appear. Allen was just too innocent so he didn’t know they would appear.. Kanda grinned at that thought and he leaned down to caress that delicious neck once again.. Allen tasted delicious and he smelled nice too.. A neutral scent mixed with something Kanda couldn’t really place. Then he bent down to meet Allen’s collarbone and trailed his tongue over it.

“Kanda.. I need to.. I need to talk to you..” Allen panted and the other man looked up from what he was doing, “What is it moyashi?” Obviously irritated that he had to stop molesting the other boy he glared irritated at him.

“Stop calling me that you moron!” Allen snapped and he wriggled his wrists free, keeping them close to his chest in case Kanda was out to get them again, “This. This Kanda! You.. I..” He blushed and he looked away, refusing to see the other’s look, “We’re really going to go through with this?”

“Listen Moyashi..” Kanda sighed but Allen interrupted him, blush still high on his cheeks, “No you listen to me Kanda! I.. I.. I want to.. Have my first time taken with you..” O and the blush deepened even further, “I just.. I don’t know what to do and I don’t know if I can do this and isn’t this all too soon?” Then he looked up at Kanda with the most desperate look he had ever seen in his eyes, “Won’t you leave me...” It all reminded him of Mana. He had loved the man, he had loved him so much.. And then he died and left him all by himself, he was afraid of being alone. He was afraid that Kanda would leave him.

“Stupid..” Kanda wrapped his arms around the smaller boy and pulled him close to his chest, “You stupid idiot.. Haven’t I told you when we kissed.. That I would never throw my pride away just like that? You’re a boy for fuck’s sake, a very girly and wimpy one but still a boy!” Allen just opened his mouth to snap back an insult when he heard this, “But I like you you stupid bean sprout.. And if you don’t want this we can just stop now if this is all you wanted to hear from me..” And before the dark-haired teen knew it, small arms were wrapped around his neck while Allen buried his head in the crook of his neck, “I want you to.. Now more than ever I want you to..” But then he looked up at the other boy with a frown in his handsome face, “But you have got to stop calling me bean sprout!” Kanda just grinned, “Okay idiot,”

“Neither that!” Was the boy mocking him?!

“Stupid,”

“You’re impossible!”

“I know that and it is expected from me to act this way, took you this long to figure it out?”

“Will you try and be a bit nicer to me you ass!”

Kanda just ignored that last statement. He was already doing his best not to kill the other boy, that was the gentlest he would ever get right now. And he was sick of the other’s low threats he received and the foul mouth the boy had on him right now. That was his job. So his hands went to busy themselves unbuttoning Allen’s shirt who jerked up at the action, “Kanda!” But Kanda just muffled further sounds when his lips drew closer to Allen’s once again, Allen couldn’t help himself but feeling his stomach flutter except for the rather rough way Kanda kissed him.. Finally the shirt was off and Kanda slid it from under Allen’s back straight onto the floor, he broke the kiss, licked his lips and stared at Allen hungrily. A look that made Allen a bit nervous when he stared down at him like that.. Suddenly the boy became aware of his left arm and he looked away, trying to hide his arm with the rest of his body.

“Moyashi?” It came as a question but Allen refused to look at him, he would be disgusted with him now.. Now that he saw the full prove of his ugliness right in front of him. “Don’t look..” He muttered weakly, trying his best to not let Kanda see the raw fleshy thing that was his left arm. He’d always cursed that arm, seeing as his parents left him for it.. And when he finally did had a man who loved him, he’d killed him with that same hand.

“Idiot..” The other muttered and he grabbed his chin, forcing the other boy to look at him, “Why shouldn’t I look at you?” Allen just tried to look away but when he failed at that he muttered; “Because I’m hideous.. And you’ll hate me..” What he hadn’t expected was that Kanda let go of his face and pulled his close to his own chest, making Allen’s face heat up for a moment, “You stupid idiotic bean..” The other muttered darkly, “You better listen carefully now because I’m not going to repeat it but.. You’re not hideous,” Allen just rolled his eyes and wanted to snap a reply at ‘jee that made me feel so much better’ but he went red up to his ears when he heard the rest of it, “You’re beautiful.. And now just let me ravish you and get this over with!” When he let Allen go and refused to look at him, Allen smiled when he saw a slight dust of pink hovering the cheeks of samurai. His hair fell in front his face so he couldn’t make out his expression quite well but he smiled.

He drew close to Kanda and brushed some of the dark bangs away, “Thank you Kanda..” He muttered before he placed one of his sloppy kisses onto his lips again. He wasn’t experiences and didn’t know what to do but he gasp when he felt Kanda nibbling at his bottom lip once again, begging entrance without words. And Allen just gave it to him, wanting to feel that warm muscle inside of his mouth again, even when it was rough and passionate and not gentle and romantic like Allen may had wanted it to be. Then suddenly that kiss came to an end and Allen growled as he felt that mouth leaving his too soon to his liking, before it went to kiss the corner of his mouth and then up to his jaw. O how the bastard loved to smother him with kisses.. Kanda grinned when he saw the little red spots on the pale skin of Allen’s neck and bent down lower until he came at Allen’s collarbone again, biting down rather harshly and making Allen hiss, “What the hell are you doing you idiot!” He snapped at the other boy, who just ignored him flatly, “I thought you would make love to me, not fucking bite me! You and your stupid sexual kinks!”

“Quit living in fairyland stupid moyashi..” Kanda muttered darkly and he trailed his tongue down Allen’s chest, hearing him shiver when he came across some place sensitive, “And shut up before I’ll tie you down..” Then he grinned and trailed his tongue over the small pink nub on the boy’s chest again and he loved the way Allen made another little gasp as he did so. He loved those childish trying to hold them back noises he made..

“Hngg. Aah! K-kanda!” Allen panted as Kanda started to suck it, none too gently again and the boy tried to wriggle himself from under the heavier man but he wouldn’t bunch. Allen bit his teeth as the other one bit him again – seriously did the man have a fetish or something?! – and he felt a short pain going through his upper body. Right after that he started that god awful licking again, something Allen liked but didn’t want to admit to him. He would never admit that.

The white-haired boy felt utterly useless as the man on top of him insisted he wanted to torture him, Allen tugged at the hair of the other boy, trying to make him look up. “K-Kanda!” He panted, not having much energy to fight because someone here was doing some amazing stuff with his tongue and, “A-ah!” was planning to keep it that way. But Allen tugged harder, “T-take of your shirt..” He muttered while Kanda suddenly rubbed his other nipple with his right thumb harshly, while still continuing to suck at the left one. He looked up as Allen gave a rather harsh tuck at his hair, he glared bloody murder at the boy when he snapped, “For god’s sake bean sprout what!” Allen’s lip pulled into a pout and he felt near a throwing a tantrum, “You weren’t even listening to me you prick!” He snapped at the other teen, “Why the hell am I doing this with you if you’re not even listening to me!”

“Why should I listen to you?” Kanda snarled, “You don’t know anything on this matter!”

“O and you’re saying you do?” Allen bit back at the other teen, obviously annoyed that his pleads were just not heard by that stupid moron.

“Seeing as I’m fucking eighteen and not some midget of fifteen I would answer that question with a big fat yes!” Kanda barked back at him.

“You’re nothing but a bastard, I can’t honestly believe that you’ve done stuff like this before!”

“I still know more about the basics than you do and that’s more than you can say you stupid bean!”

“You better listen to me you pedophile or I might report you for child-abuse and rape!”

“Go right ahead sprout, seeing as everyone thinks I’m asexual anyway I’m sure they’ll believe you,”

Dammit! He had him. Again! Allen pulled frustrated at his own hair and then glared at the other one hovering over him. He decided to just spill it what he wanted to ask and it was embarrassing enough as it was, “Kanda..” Allen said on a soft tone, trying his best to sound nice and not bitchy, “Please take your shirt off..”

“Hmpf,” Kanda snorted, “Why the fuck should I?”

Allen blushed a bit and he looked in another direction, “Because.. I want to see your chest as well.. It’s not fair of you get to see me and I can’t see you.. It’s not fair and it’s disrespectful and definitely not something a honorable man would do..” Allen had to keep a grin of his face as he heard his supposed to be boyfriend curse. Hah. Nailed him.

“Fine...” The other muttered darkly and Allen had to gather all his willpower not to chuckle, “But you’re undressing me,” And Allen felt all his luck failing him again as he looked shocked at the other boy, “I-I what?” His eyes went wide and his mouth hang open.. Sure he’d wanted to see Kanda’s chest but he’d been embarrassed enough to ask it.. The thought of him doing it.. Allen blushed again and Kanda smirked at the motion.

“You want it right Moyashi?” Kanda bent down seductively towards his ear, which made Allen shiver, “Then you better take it before I change my mind... Or are you afraid to go through with it?” That was what kicked Allen back to life again as he looked back, face flustered but grey eyes determined to prove him wrong, “Shut up you git!” He snapped at the other one and before Kanda’d asked him with a quirked eyebrow ‘what the fuck a git was’ Allen’s hands were already at unbuttoning his shirt.. They trembled and Allen gulped when he tried to loosen up a bit. ‘Calm down Allen..’ He thought to himself as he unbuttoned a third button, ‘It’s just Kanda.. It’s just.. O dear lord.. It’s Kanda. What have I gotten myself into..’

Finally when the shirt was off Allen’s mouth fell open. Surely he’d expected Kanda to have a well toned body, seeing as the other man was always up and running in the morning but when his face came in contact with those well toned abs.. Allen just almost felt ashamed of his own skinny, non too muscular body.. Kanda was slender but well built and Allen just couldn’t help himself but gape at it and meanwhile trying to find a blanket to wrap it around himself. Kanda just quirked an eyebrow as Allen’s hand tried to find the blanket behind him, he grabbed that wondering hand by the wrist and snarled, “Not this again. I told you already stupid, if I have to repeat myself I swear you won’t wake up for a week!” Allen smiled weakly but before he could do anything he was on his back again with Kanda’s heated flesh rubbing up against him, making them both feel surprised at the sensation it brought.

“K-Kanda..” Allen muttered and he blushed as the man’s left hand went to harass his left nub again, while the other one went through his hair. The other one just smirked but didn’t say anything while Allen’s breath came in short gasps while Kanda’s grew harder as his hands roamed over the delicate porcelain skin of the younger boy. Allen liked this.. he really did but he still had the feeling he was doing absolutely nothing. And that may work for the other boy, it certainly wasn’t really good for Allen’s pride. He’d already felt stupid when he saw Kanda’s well-built body compared to his skinny one but he felt like a goddamn woman now with Kanda torturing him like this. Just when he tried to get up Kanda pushed him down again, grinned like the maniac Allen was certain of he was and whispered in his ear, “I will tie you if you don’t calm down now Moyashi..”

“Damn it you bastard!” Allen tried to get up but Kanda had untied his hair and used to ribbon to quickly tie his hands together and it made Allen groan out in annoyance, “Untie me stupid!” And then Kanda got something and Allen’s eyes went wide when he saw it.. The bastard had it.. Whipped cream.. Most delicious thing in the whole wide world and Allen wouldn’t get it.. Why wouldn’t he get it! He struggled against his bounds but Kanda just laughed cruelly, “Look what we have hear.. Some cream.. You see it sprout?” His grin widened and began to shake the damn thing, Allen’s eyes following his every move, “Normally I don’t like it this sweet but Jeryy said I had to give it to you.. Surely he won’t mind if I ate it instead.. I mean I’ve got such a delicious looking appetite laying in front of me..”

“Stupid horny bastard!” Allen shrieked angrily, “Give it to me! Don’t torture me you arse!"

“Maybe if you stop with your foul language I’ll be nice and give it to you..” The grin had turned into a smirk and Allen wanted to hit him because he was enjoying this. Him. Kanda. Enjoying this. The damned bastard who wouldn’t even crack a grin at anything at all was now fully enjoying the situation, he had a kink. It was now certain that the stupid bastard had a fuckin’ kink. “Untie me you asshole,” Allen hissed between gritted teeth, “And I might not tell the whole Order that you have a freaking bondage kink!” Kanda’s smirk disappeared and his eyebrows knitted together, “You do that and I’ll make sure to rape you before I kill you,”

“What’s the difference now anyway?” Allen huffed, “You’re already raping me Bakanda, molesting a little boy against his will is against the law you know!”

“Who said he’s unwilling?” And Kanda sprayed a lot of the creamery liquid onto his chest, stomach and neck, not missing a spot and Allen’s eyes widened at all the white heavenly sweetness. This was torture. Allen tried to reach for it with his tongue but he cursed his luck as he couldn’t get it, of coursenot because God had forsaken him. Kanda just smirked at the body below him, “Such a clumsy idiot..” He bent down, “Guess I’ll be the one to clean your mess up..” And he began the licking, slowly and not daring to miss a spot the damned bastard began to lick him paying special attention to his nipples and later his navel, where there was an extra amount and Allen tried to squirm his way out because the ticklish sensation was almost too much for him to bear. Then finally the bastard looked up at him, while Allen panted of trying to restrain himself from moaning, “Beg me for it sprout..”

“Fuck you..” Allen panted and Kanda didn’t like the answer as he sprayed out some more into his mouth and then bent over to Allen’s lips, he quickly gave him one lick but when Allen desperately darted out his tongue, Kanda was long gone and Allen let out a distressed groan, “Okay fine you bastard! Kiss me,”

“Kiss me what?”

‘Utter and complete bastard..’ was what the younger teen thought darkly but he looked up at Kanda with pleading eyes, “Please kiss me...” And Kanda granted his wish as he gently bent down and kissed the boy on the lips. Hungrily the white-haired boy opened his mouth but Kanda didn’t want to grand him the sugary sweetness that soon, “Kiss me brat..” He muttered against those lips and Allen blushed a bit by the thought.. He’d never really.. Kissed Kanda like that, the boy had always been the one in charge, always being the one who probed into his mouth first.. But Allen was hungry, irritated and beyond pissed so he leaned on his elbows, since that was still possible with his wrists being bound in front of his chest, and stroked with his tongue across those full lips whom he had beginning to love... And hate the words that came out of them. To Allen’s surprise Kanda gave in quite easily and Allen’s tongue slid in immediately, trying to lick up all of the sweetness still left in Kanda’s mouth, smiling happily into the kiss when finally could. Kanda’s hands buried themselves into the white hair and Allen moaned as Kanda’s tongue stroked over his palate.

They both were gasping for air as Allen broke the kiss finally, his vision a bit blurry but he smiled nonetheless at the other man, who got a bit nervous from that smile, “What is it you damned bean?” He spat and Allen’s mood was already ruined, “Shut up you pedophile!”

“O I’ll show you who’s a pedophile!” Kanda hissed between gritted teeth and pushed Allen over again, Allen’s eyes widened when those large hands of his supposed to be boyfriend roamed over at the waistband of his pants, now finally unbuttoning the button and pulling down the zipper. Allen was too shocked to even respond when the other boy pulled his pants down and leaving him only in his underwear. (1)

“Such feminine legs..” Kanda grinned as he went to kiss them, tongue trailing from his knee up to his inner thigh, making the boy under his squirm. “You really are skinny bean sprout..” He muttered as his fingers trailed the insides of Allen’s thighs, the younger boy sharply drew in his breath and tried to withstand all these new feelings. Kanda just smirked and he bent down again in between Allen’s legs. At that very moment Allen noticed something with a shock, it was there against his left thigh and it was.. Hard.. And poking him. And even though he knew he would get killed for it, he let out a small chuckle. Kanda looked up distracted from caressing the soft skin of the boy, “What?” He snapped and Allen knew this would be the only chance he had to finally gain some control.

“O Kanda..” Allen sighed heavily and then chuckled again, “It looks like you don’t have that super self-control, the one you’re always bragging about,”

“What the hell are you talking ab—“ It was then when Allen had sat up on his knees and his hands had slightly stroked of Kanda’s clothed most private area, the man hissed when his fingers stroked slightly over the fabric and he tried to push the boy down again but he failed because Allen continued to do it, “Feels nice doesn’t it Kanda?” The boy grinned and then continued to look innocent, “Want me to relief some of your.. stress?” His whole hand was now at the front of Kanda’s pants and the other male just hissed. Allen knew that he had to use this now that the man’s face was flustered and he couldn’t even bent down again to molest the other teen, Allen bent down Kanda’s ear; “I can make you feel good Kanda.. You just have to untie me..”

“No fuckin’ way.. Hnng..” Kanda’s face twitched once again as Allen rubbed his member now rather harshly. Allen just grinned as he did that and continued to whisper in the other man’s ear, “Painful isn’t it?” He hissed against the ear shell of the dark-haired man, “I can release it for you.. I can make you feel good Kanda..” To his surprise the man just nodded and untied his wrists, “Just do it you damn sprout,” And Allen pouted at the rude retort of the other, but at least he had his hands free.. Allen grinned as he looked at the other man and then his hands slid o so casually down from Kanda’s waist to his hips and then finally fiddled with the belt and the button. At last he pulled the zipper down and pulled Kanda’s pants of his body, his undergarment(2) came right down with it and Allen blushed a deep red when he saw the quite large member of Kanda in front of him.. It hadn’t been his meaning to.. To also peel of what was under those pants.. Kanda however didn’t even do as little as blink, apparently he wasn’t really embarrassed of being naked or whatsoever, which was strange for a Japanese man, or so Allen thought.

Hesitatingly he brought his hands up to Kanda’s hardened member and he finally enclosed them around it, giving a short but gentle stroke and even that caused the other man to jerk up and hiss. Allen felt a bit more confident after that as he began his stroking with little effort, just to let the man get used to it and enjoy the feeling of him being in control, soon the man would be putty in his hands.. Allen thought evilly but before he could even begin at that plan he got whacked on the head, “Dammit bean sprout! Don’t fuckin’ tease me!” The other hissed in annoyance, “I didn’t untie you so you could torture me!”

“Then you shouldn’t have tortured me just now you stupid jerk!” Allen rubbed the sensitive spot on his head while his left, more powerful, hand and started to jerk the bastard off rather hard and when the stupid effeminate man couldn’t even keep a moan down, Allen was surprised to find out that he even probably liked it like that. But then suddenly Kanda gripped his hair and hissed, “Not so hard you moron!” And Allen was left clueless at what to do again.. He took his right hand to join in now too, making sure that his left pumped Kanda’s member in a steady rhythm while his right one rubbed the tip and grinned when he got of some precum.

“Kanda you shouldn’t get me all dirty..” The boy muttered and he licked his thumb off, before bending down and licking the tip with his tongue, grinning as he heard a small groan from the other and then fully engulfing his mouth on the other man, going up and doing and circling his tongue around the member, bobbing his head back and forward and smirking when he heard the one above him hiss out in pleasure, “Jezus fuck brat where the hell did you learn to do it like that!” And he gripped his hair, which Allen wasn’t too fond of, and pulled at it to make him go faster. Allen almost gagged when he took him in whole but the noises Kanda made were worth the trouble, it was such a weird feeling, doing this.. He’d never even imagined doing this.. He’d never ever thinking of doing this in general and now ending up with Kanda of all people!

“Stop thinking bean sprout I can practically hear it..” Kanda panted and he tugged at the silver hair once again. He was growing impatient.. Stupid bastard.. Allen teased him even more because of that, licking the tip teasingly slow which made Kanda grit his teeth and groan out loud. After a while Allen sped up and he felt Kanda twitch under that mouth of his.. He liked the way he felt that strong body jerk up in front of him and finally that thick substance came out in rather shaky movement, filling Allen’s mouth and covering his chest in the sticky substance..

“Nyah Kanda..” Allen muttered in a childish way as he tried to lick his fingers off, slurping down Kanda’s essence who followed him with slightly widened eyes, “Now you got me all dirty..” Just after that Kanda pushed him over again, the stupid jerk, and went to kiss him again, tasting his own essence as he kissed the other boy’s already swollen lips. He was horny as hell and Allen could feel his shaft poking into his thigh again as he did so, but really.. Allen didn’t mind because he as well had the boner from hell. He just hoped that Kanda wouldn’t notice.

Trying to shift himself so that Kanda wouldn’t notice he let out a small gasp as Kanda’s hand slipped in between those small thighs of his and already noticed it by himself. “Not the only pervert around here Moyashi?” He smirked as he squeezed the front of Allen’s underwear, gladly sucking in the gasp the other boy made with his mouth. And Kanda wasn’t really gentle with him either, he rubbed hard over the thin material until Allen found himself panting for more of those rough movement the other made, he couldn’t deny it much longer.. He was horny as hell.

“Hnng K-Kanda!” Allen let out a gasp and his eyes widened when Kanda finally removed to piece of clothing, leaving Allen shivering at the small breeze he felt on his now exposed member. He really wanted to go into hiding now.. He looked away blushing when he felt Kanda’s face on his member, “Bet you couldn’t really wait either ne bean sprout?” Allen blushed even more deeper, “S-Shut up!” He felt extremely embarrassed and naked, literally and figural speaking. Then suddenly his whole body jerked up as Kanda licked him, then backed off so he could feel the breeze on that moist little piece of skin. He looked away embarrassed and tried to push the other away, “P-Please don’t..” He whispered desperately. It was one thing to suck the other off, but he.. He felt to embarrassed getting the same treatment, he was too.. Inexperienced.

“Moyashi…” The low voice of Kanda reached his ears, “Are you.. Embarrassed?”

Allen grabbed a pillow and shoved it in front of his heavily blushing face, “S-Shut up!”

“Moyashi.. Don’t be embarrassed, please,” Kanda sighed in annoyance as he pulled the pillow away and then pulled Allen into his lap, who shivered at the bare skin on skin contact. He looked into Kanda’s eyes and saw something he hadn’t seen before, nor recognized before. “If you want me to stop.. Just tell me to fucking stop,” He grunted and with that Allen nodded and let himself get pushed over again by Kanda’s strong hands. His right hand balled into a fist and he stuck it into his mouth as Kanda began to suck. He could just feel that tongue of his beginning at the bottom of his shaft and slowly working it’s way upwards and finally circling around the tip, teasing him to hell but trying to be gentle.

“Kanda..” Allen moaned softly, “G-go faster please..”

“Hmpf. Stupid bean,” And with that the man went faster and Allen’s mind went blank when the man gave him the most mind-blowing blowjob of his life, using his hands with it to the fullest and that mouth.. Allen never knew that Kanda had such an experienced mouth until he’d experienced it himself.. Wouldn’t Kanda better for someone else, wouldn’t he be.. “O fuck it!” He couldn’t keep himself from swearing because that stupid bastard knew what he was doing to him. That idiotic bastard loved torturing him like this and it made Allen wonder if this was indeed the first time he did something like this… To another male. But seeing as Kanda was asexual as hell and snappy at everyone, Allen felt almost proud that he had somewhat warmed the ice prince up a bit. Finally after one more of those fantastic sucks of that skillful mouth Allen blew his load and he was both surprised and shocked as to see that Kanda swallowed it all, grinning as he looked up to him.

Allen never thought he’d seen Kanda smile this much before..

But he knew that there was far much more coming and he couldn’t help it but to feel a little bit nervous, if not scared, at to what was coming. Kanda seemed to notice his slight discomfort too as he looked down on him, on his slightly widened grey eyes and the feverish blush covering his cheeks, “Bean sprout..” He panted and then lowered himself so his hair hang in Allen’s face, “Y-you..”

“Do it,” Allen muttered, “Just do it,”

“Don’t come crying to me,” And with that Kanda gritted his teeth and gripped the abandoned lube Lenalee had ‘generously’ given him. He squirted some of the substance on his fingers and then he laid himself in between Allen’s fully spread out legs to try and make it a bit easier for Kanda to do it. Kanda didn’t grin, he just looked dead serious now. Allen’s body jerked up a bit as he felt that digit brushing slightly against his entrance and he looked away from Kanda’s face, wanting Kanda to not see his face as that finger was pushed into him. He didn’t even move and suppressed the small groan wanting to come out of his throat as he felt slightly uncomfortable with Kanda’s finger inside of him. His breathing stopped for a moment as that finger lay completely buried inside of him but it didn’t take long before a second finger was added and Allen couldn’t suppress his moan of discomfort and pain.

“Take it like a man,” Kanda grunted as he began scissoring him, trying to ignore the slight hint of guilt he felt bubbling up his chest.

“Shut up you arsehole!” Allen panted and he grimaced as those fingers began moving around inside of him, stretching him and preparing him for what was yet to come, “I’ve never ever done this and take my feelings into consideration you jerk!”

“Then you shouldn’t have done this with me in the first place you stupid midget!” And a third finger was added and Allen really started to feel uncomfortable now with three of Kanda’s long slender fingers up his arse. It hurt too. It didn’t hurt much but as soon as Kanda began moving those fingers it did hurt and Allen was afraid of what he would feel if Kanda went further than that, “God you’re tight..” The other muttered as he slowly began to finger fuck him and Allen gritted his teeth at the motion, “Thank you for telling me but seriously I could have figured as much myself,” Those fingers dug deeper and deeper inside of him and finally hit a spot that made him jerk up and see stars, “A-Ah!” He moaned and he hated himself for it, especially when he turned his head and saw Kanda’s slightly surprised face.

“So you like that don’t you bean sprout?” He purred and just when Allen wanted to snap at him he did it again and his facial expression turned into those of bliss and he panted heavily, hating himself for it but trying to push his hips backwards to try and meet those fingers again. Kanda just laughed at it, a small and cruel laugh that made Allen want to crawl up and hide into a corner.

“I guess I’ve stretched you far enough as it is..” He muttered and Allen’s eyes widened and his mouth fell open as Kanda positioned himself in between his legs and grabbed the bottle of lube again. And Allen didn’t know what to do as he felt Kanda pushing the slightest bit against his entrance. He knew how big that member was.. He was afraid, his fingers were one thing but how the hell was that thing going to fit?! And when the tip was finally in Allen couldn’t help it but to cry out at the pain it caused. It was nothing compared to those stupid fingers and he felt tears tickling in the corners of his eyes.

“Bean sprout.. Bea—Are you crying?!” Kanda did the one thing he shouldn’t have done. He panicked and gripped Allen face, trying his best to figure out if he was indeed crying, “Why are you crying you idiotic bean!” Allen just glared at him, o yeah probably the best way to comfort your boyfriend when you just penetrated his virgin arse, “Shut up asshole!” Allen gritted his teeth and tried to hold the tears back, “It just hurts alright! It just hurts because it’s my fuckin’ first time and don’t be so stupid and insensitive about it!”

“I’m sorry..” Kanda hissed between gritted teeth, “I didn’t really think about it but god I never expected you to be this tight..”

“Does it feel good..” Allen asked in a small voice, wanting to know if at least one of them was receiving pleasure, even though Kanda wasn’t even fully in yet.

“…Yes..” Kanda hadn’t want to admit it but yes he did feel good. But he didn’t want that damned bean to feel all bad because of it too. He wasn’t that selfish, his pride wouldn’t let him and he looked up at the white-haired boy, “Listen up sprout..” He said annoyed, “We can stop now..”

“No,” Allen’s small hands found Kanda’s face and his fingers gently stroked against his cheeks, eyes looking determined and stubborn, “Do it.. I don’t care, maybe it gets better, maybe it gets worse but I want this to get over with and I want it to be with you. And if we won’t do it now then we might as well never do it,”

“Don’t say I didn’t give you a choice afterwards..” Kanda muttered and with one thrust he buried his shaft completely into Allen’s tight whole he gritted his teeth at the enormous amount of pain it caused. This was just complete hell, it felt like a whole apartment had been shoved up his arse and he couldn’t even imagine why people would say sex was great if it came from the people on bottom. Especially if they were gay. And it hurt enough as it was so he wondered how much it would hurt if they hadn’t used that goddamn lube. His breathing was hard but slowly the pain lessened, but still remained. Kanda still hadn’t moved a muscle and Allen looked at him and was surprised to see that Kanda’s eyes held something.. He felt guilty when he saw him. “Move Kanda..” Allen said softly, that look was enough to pull him over the edge, that look stated that he wouldn’t leave him alone and only thought of himself.

“What about you?” He snapped, “I don’t want to be held responsible for rape you stupid bean!” Allen just chuckled, typically Kanda. Worrying but not wanting to show nor share it with him, Allen’s small hands stroked over that handsome face once again, “Move Kanda, I want you to,” He now said it a more strict voice and he angrily glared at him, “If you’re not going to move now I’ll never talk to you again!”

“Tch. That would at least be nice and quiet..” And so the man moved and Allen knew he would feel a hell lot of pain but it only got worse than when he only entered him. It felt like everything inside of him was burning and that it wouldn’t get better anytime soon. Tears were tickling in the corners of his eyes but he blinked them away and swallowed the pain like a man. He could do it.. It would get better.. Locks of dark hair fell against his pale face as Kanda moved inside of him and somewhere inside his head Allen liked the feeling. He still hated the pain but the feeling of Kanda moving inside of him.. Kanda being his first.. It made Allen smile.

“Finally you’re relaxing a bit sprout..” Kanda grunted and moved again and suddenly he hit that same spot his fingers had hit moments before him and Allen moaned because the pain was nothing compared to the pleasure he was feeling now. It made him feel warm and heated and made him see stars, “Move fa-faster!” He panted and Kanda grinned as he saw that face, wanting and needing him to move faster. Needing him to have sex with him.

Somehow the pain started but it was the pleasure that ended and Allen moaned Kanda’s name softly, still being the English gentleman he was and not finding that much pleasure in groaning out loud.. But god it felt good, his muscles tightened all around Kanda as he hit that spot over and over again. He smiled a bit when he heard Kanda groan but that soon turned into a loud moan as Kanda spread his legs further apart and built up an even faster rhythm, making Allen see stars in front of his eyes and feeling the heat building up in his stomach once again.

It was incredible.

And finally Allen felt his climax coming for the second time that night, steadily building up in the pit of his stomach as Kanda’s hands tightened themselves around his small hips, where he knew there would be a bruise the next morning. “Y-Yuu..” Allen panted not even caring that he was now using the older man’s name for the first time, “I-I can’t.. Hnng.. Hold it much longer..”

“Don’t hold it in you stupid sprout..” Kanda panted and he pulled another face as he felt Allen’s muscles tightening around him again. O god.. That stupid sprout was too tight.. And it felt so nice.. “I was trying to be nice you jerk!” And with that the poor boy came, splattering all over Kanda’s chest and his own stomach, clenching onto him as he did so. Kanda grunted a small sound of approval before he himself build up the rhythm again and came as well, panting hard and moaning something that sounded like Allen’s name but no one could ever be too sure about that.

“D-Did you just..” Allen panted as Kanda pulled out of him and he snuggled against the other’s chest as he pulled him close, Kanda’s chin resting on his white hair as he threw the covers over the both of them. “Shut up..” He muttered, “If you ever dare to tell anyone I called you ‘Allen’, you won’t live to see your next meal.. You stupid bean..” But Allen couldn’t keep a smile of his face as he snuggled into the strong chest of the other, falling into a hazy sleep, images of Kanda all tormenting his brain but he didn’t care. His first time had been painful… But great nonetheless…

“O my god.. Look at them!” Allen frowned in his sleep.. Voices.. Why were there voices? He snuggled closer to the warm pillow he was clinging onto in his sleep. It seemed the pillow was trying to move as well but Allen didn’t want to let go.

“I’ve never seen Yuu like that..” A snicker was heard and Allen muttered something in his sleep, wanting them all to go away and let him be with this very comfortable pillow, “It looks so cute and so unlike him.. Have you brought the camera Lenalee?”

“Of course I have..” Another giggle and now Allen really was starting to get annoyed. Who were those people trying to disturb him? Sleepily he rubbed his eyes and tried to sit up but found out that to be impossible since a certain person had a strong arm wrapped around him and as soon as he tried to move a stinging pain went through his backside. Hissing, he tried to open his eyes but before they could even get adjusted to the light there was a flash. “Gyaah!” Allen screamed, now covering his eyes due to the brutal awakening of them.

“Oi.. What’s wrong bean sprout?” Kanda opened his eyes as well, blinked a few times and once they were fully open he took notice of the room. Brat still securely wrapped into his arms.. Check. Normal bed and sheets covering them. Check. More than 5 people standing in front of them including that stupid Rabbit, Komui, Lenalee, Reever and Toma.. No. They didn’t belong here.. What were they doing here? His eyes grew murderous as soon as his brain caught up with his sight, especially when he saw the camera in Lavi’s hands, who smiled weakly at him.. “Good morning Yuu..”

“You got three seconds..” He said in a deadly low voice, eyes glaring bloody murder at everyone in the room, “Three..”

“Yuu-kun please understand..” Lavi tried to smile weakly again at him.

“Two..”

“But Kanda!”

“I am not making exceptions for girls anymore… One.. You all better start running..”

“Did you use the lube Yuu?”

And with that Kanda growled at him with a deadly glare in his eyes as he got up from the bed, until he noticed that he had no clothing on, Komui now was covering Lenalee’s eyes, trying to shield her from whatever evilness there was into seeing Kanda naked, Lavi’s mouth just dropped and so did Reever’s and Toma’s and finally Allen’s cries filled the room, “Kanda you jerk!” As the blanket had slipped off him as well and revealed a very cum stained, pale and most definitely worn out body of a fifteen year old boy. And Lavi had to use all his selfcontrol not to just damn right drool.. “Wow Kanda.. If I knew this I would’ve definitely taken Allen myse—“

Lavi wouldn’t see the rest of the year coming to an end. And Allen came to realize that Kanda was the most possessive bastard he knew and concluding from the pain in his back that he was never ever going to have sex again.

Or at least until it was painful enough that he felt numb the next day.

Owari.

Wow. Thank you all so much again for all your kind reviews. It took me a week but finally I’ve finished the sequel and I hope you all like it 19th century. And for 1 and 2? They did not have boxers, I’m just gladly pointing that out before I’ll get flamed.

And you can expect me to write more in the DGM fanbase because I’ve got plenty of other ideas.. So please look out for it!

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