Chii-kun- “Here’s another update since I was kinna bored and an IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! Chiiyami will say it… ”

Chiiyami- “We can’t really go on until you all REVIEW!!”

Yami- “With that being said, Chii-kun and Chiiyami don’t own any Yugioh and D. gray man or else it would be Hell.”

Chii-kun, Chiiyami- “HEY!!”

Duel 16: Attack of the Fan Girls

Sharks Cove: 11:10:35 am

“After you,” Yusei insisted.

“No….just no… I am NOT going to do it!”

Yami and Yusei have been quarreling for a few minutes about who is going to calm Silver down. The others wondered if they would if shut up and get it over with; or stood their dumbfounded.

Yami and Yusei paused for a moment when everyone heard a stampede coming towards them. The guys gaped in shock as the owners of the stampede were…

“KYAA!!!! OMG!!”

… A pack of crazy fan girls that seem to come from nowhere. The guys shuddered as they sensed that these fan girls are ready to GLOMP and EAT them, or even WORSE.

Forgetting about the condition with Silver, the guys quickly rushed into the Men’s restroom to hide. Kanda stood where he was like a statue and with a “Che!” As he was about to kill the fan girls with Mugen, Lavi grabbed him by the collar and dragged him towards the restroom.

Few seconds later, the Yugioh guys, Lavi, Kanda, and Allen safely hid in the once Men’s restroom. The fan girls crowded around the restroom like a pack of wolves waiting for their prey to step outside.

“Baka Usagi! Didn’t I tell you before not to touch me!” Kanda said bitterly.

“I’ve heard rumors that fan girls are immortal,” Lavi whispered. “No wait, that’s Mary Sue.”

“Its scary… depending on the anime, fan girls are capable of anything,” Judai remarked. He shuddered at the thought.

“Aniki, that’s Mary Sue, too….” Sho said.

“Che! I thought you love your fans, Usagi,” Kanda mocked.

“…. I don’t wanna die,” Lavi whimpered. “And besides, I mostly like my fan girls when they want an autograph.” He grinned mischievously.

Silence

The guys winced as the fan girls cried at the top of their lungs for FAN SERVICE! These fan girls were fans of: KingCrabshipping; Kaibacest; Anikishipping; Puppyshipping; Laven; Yullen; KaibaxYami; BakuraxRyou; KandaxLavi; YamixJounouchi

“They seriously need to GET. A. LIFE!” Jounouchi grunted. The guys couldn’t disagree to that statement. They then heard one girl chimed,

“Hey! Hey! What do you think of Yusei x Allen? I think its cute!! It would be Ukeshipping because they are always the Uke!!”

Yusei and Allen’s eyes widened in horror and switched glances.

Another girl beamed, “OMG!! That sounds SO CUTE!! That gives me an idea for a doujinshi!! Thank you!!!”

“B-but then… Allen would be the Uke in that one!” a different girl argued. “But…its cute.”

Yusei and Allen turned pale and shuddered.

“I…I don’t feel good….”

“Moyashi!! You better not puke on me!” Kanda warned.

“That sounds nice, but I like the idea of Egoshipping,” another girl remarked. “That would be Kaiba x Kanda x Jack, with Kanda being the Uke of course.”

Kaiba, Kanda, and Jack gaped in shock and disgust. “WTF?!!!!”

Kanda stood up and marched towards the exit. He had heard just enough from those annoying fan girls! Lavi quickly grabbed him by his ponytail and stopped him from going any further.

“Dammit, Usagi! Never touch my hair!!” the Japanese exorcist winced in pain from the pull.

“Even though you’re a pain in the ass sometimes, I don’t want you to…”

“Che! Like I can be killed easily by measly stupid FAN GIRLS?!!!”

“You may never know,” Malik murmured. “I heard that a fan girl beat a certain someone in a duel and he was known to be unstoppable.”

“What kind of duel?” Allen asked curiously.

“Duel Monsters, of course,” Sho remarked.

“Um…right….” Allen grinned nervously.

“That was only in a video game!!” Yami flustered. “That doesn’t count!”

“What about Kaiser in there? Making it Kaiba x Zane x Kanda x Jack?!” another girl exclaimed.

The tip of Kaiser lip twitched. “Lavi… let him go, or I’ll use my shock-amplifying device on you,” he warned in a hoarse tone.

Lavi froze. He somehow heard about those things that shock you. He freed Kanda’s hair and just as Kanda was about to march towards the exit…

“Black Rose Flare!!!”

The guys quickly ducked as dark flames engulfed around the restroom. The fan girls screeched in pain and horror as they were consumed in flames. They quickly ran away with tails between their legs.

Yusei’s eyes widened in astonishment. “It…couldn’t be,” he mused.

“Whoa! What was that?!!!” Lavi exclaimed. “Segoi….”

The guys were relieved when the fan girls ran away and quickly rushed outside. Yusei stared at the one person who he thought was responsible.

Aki breathed heavily, grasping for breath. Her hair pin had fallen off leaving her long bangs flowing in front of her face.

“A-Aki….you… how?”

Aki grinned. “Heh, those fan girls were annoying and I couldn’t just stand here.” She huffed as she breathe.

“But… I thought that guy took our decks!” Rua said.

Aki took a deep breath and stood upright. She brushed her bangs to the side and glanced towards a girl beside her.

“Thank you for letting me use your card, Nina,” Aki said, handing the Black Rose Dragon card to the girl.

Lavi stared warily at Aki for a moment…then… his eyes turned into shape of hearts. “Strike!!”

Yusei felt a hint of jealousy in the pit of his stomach as he glanced towards Lavi.

Nina smiled. “You’re welcome, Aki. You’re my favorite female anime character.” She had medium length auburn hair and emerald eyes. She then glanced towards the guys.

“It’s nice to meet my favorite anime characters!” she chimed with a slight wave. “I’m an anime fan girl, but not a crazy Yaoi fan girl like those girls. The lonely me was part of that crowd,” she admitted. “Haha! I’m more of a hetero shipper!” she then glanced at every anime character.

“Anyway, I need to get going, but I’ll share you my favorite D. gray man pairings and Yugioh pairings; also my crossover pairings for those anime that are my most favorite!”

A few moments have passed and Nina left right after she shared her pairings with the characters.

Allen blushed. Nina liked AllenxLenalee and AllenxShizuka. He felt a bit nervous that Nina thought of him as a love rival with Seto Kaiba. He glanced at the said man, who had a neutral expression while “chatting” with Shizuka. He sighed.

The others, however…. I’ll leave it to your imagination. (wink)

“Lavi-san!”

Lavi grinned at Shizuka and Ruka. “Yes?”

“Before we forget…” Ruka began. She and Shizuka switched glances. “Can we have your autograph?”

Lavi grinned goofily. He took out two pictures of himself from his coat and signed his name. “There.” He handed the girls the pictures.

“Thank you!”

“Che!”

“Jealous?” he mocked.

“Shut up”

Jounouchi and Rua rolled their eyes. Girls….

“Guys…. What are we gonna do with Silver?” Sho asked nervously as he glanced towards the locker.

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Chiiyami- (sigh) “you’re weird ways of getting reviews…”

Chii-kun- “hehehe…. Nice and random.”