Author: I.idora PM
Seiya comes back to Earth, bringing with him Planet Sharaku's Specialty Iced Tea, without knowing that its counterpart on Earth is extra-strong beer with ten times the potency! Miyu drank it! What's going to happen now? Read and review! Hiccup!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 09-20-08 - id: 4547819
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Isidora: The last chapter! Yippee! Thanks for reading everyone! See you in my next stories!
Disclaimer: I do not own a beer company or this anime/manga, which by the way sucks big time.
"Ow!" Miyu said as she picked herself from bed. Her hair looked like haystack, circles were under her eyes and she noticeably stunk.
"What's going on here?" Miyu told herself as she faced herself in the mirror. "I'm not even in my pajamas."
"I smell like barf too." Miyu stared at her reflection before melting into goop. "My head aches. I wonder what's wrong with me."
She crawled to the kitchen like a worm.
"Oh Miyu! How are you feeling?" Wannya chirped. "I was so worried about you last night!"
"What do you mean? What happened last night?" Miyu asked, suspicious.
Kanata shot a look at Wannya who forgot that they all have decided not to talk about what happened yesterday.
"Oh nothing." Wannya said, sweat dropping from his head. "So how many pancakes would you like?"
Miyu stayed on the floor.
"My head is so heavy. I can't even lift it up." She complained.
"Hi Miyu! Good morning!" Seiya greeted as he entered the kitchen.
"Seiya!" Miyu stood as she exclaimed his name. "What are you doing here? Don't tell me you ran away from Rui again! Go home!"
"I've been here since yesterday! Don't you remember?" Seiya explained.
"You were here since yesterday?" Miyu asked. "Why don't I remember a thing?"
Kanata sipped his tea.
"That's right we were cleaning the temple yesterday morning and then?" Miyu's mind was a complete blank.
"Why don't I remember a thing?"
Miyu looked at Kanata for answers. "What happened yesterday? I don't remember a thing."
"There's nothing to remember about yesterday maybe that's why you don't remember it." Kanata said as he looked at Miyu with a bored expression on his face.
"There are a lot of unexplainable things. Why does my head ache so much? Why didn't I change into my pajamas and most importantly, why do I smell so weird?" Miyu asked bewildered.
"You make it sound like your life is so important to us. Go change. You stink." Kanata said without a flinch.
'They're hiding something I just know it! I wonder what it is!' Miyu thought as she looked at Kanata.
"Alright I heard you! I'll go straight to the bath after I grab a drink from the fridge." Miyu said as she stuck her tongue out.
Miyu opened the refrigerator door. "Oh it's so cold! I wish I could live inside this refrigerator! It's been so hot!"
Miyu scanned the fridge for something to drink.
"Oh, by the way." Kanata began saying. "Wannya, where did you put the rest of Seiya's Iced Tea?"
"Oh they're still in the fridge." Wannya answered absent-mindedly as he whisked the eggs in a bowl.
"Oh wow! Is this a new drink? It feels so cold in my hands!" Miyu said as she held a brown can of drink.
Kanata blinked as he watched her snap the can open.
"Oi! Miyu! Don't drink that!" Kanata commanded as he snatched the can from her hands.
"Give it back! What's wrong with you?" Miyu said as she tried to reach the can from Kanata who was holding it up in the air where she cannot reach it.
"It's not your Iced Tea." Kanata said bluntly.
"You don't have your name on it!" Miyu retorted a little disappointed because she could not snatch the can from Kanata's hands.
Kanata continued holding it up when suddenly the can left his hands. He looked up and found Ruu floating around with the can in his hands.
"You see, even Ruu agrees that you should not drink it." Kanata said as he pointed over the baby who held the can in his hands as of it was his baby bottle.
"Who needs that can anyway?" Miyu stomped off to leave the kitchen.
Kanata sighed, relieved. "It's good she was stopped before she drank that Iced Tea again. I don't think I want to witness her go berserk again over beer."
Seiya looked at Kanata. "You know Kanata you look like you didn't get so much sleep last night. What's kept you all night?"
Kanata took his cup and poured tea on it. He sipped some.
"So did she say anything?" Seiya asked wide-eyed. "You know something important about your nature of relationship."
"Well she did say a few funny things."
"Like?" Stars now replaced Seiya's eyes.
"Remember you told us that when aliens come here to earth in exception of those from Planet Otto, you transform into beings more acceptable to Earthlings."
"Well she was wondering what your original form is."
"That's it?" Seiya asked, disappointed there was nothing Miyu said that will make her reveal her true feelings for Kanata.
"She also told me that if you attempt to kiss her again, she'll pound you." Kanata paused. "Yeah something like that, I think she'd want to shred you to pieces too."
Seiya gulped. He now knew what Miyu was capable of especially after putting a burly bouncer to her mercy. "I'll try to remember that." He laughed nervously.
"It seems like I'm not needed here. I'll be taking my Iced Tea with me too!" Seiya said as he comically got the cans in the refrigerator and disappeared in sight, frightened by the idea of being pounded, shredded or worst, both by Miyu.
"Kanata, did Miyu really say that? Did Seiya really attempt to kiss her?" Wannya asked, confused at Seiya's intentions if it was indeed true.
Kanata showed a half-smile. "I just had to take care of a few things."
Wannya blinked and sighed. 'Teenagers.'