This is my next story which happens to be a parody of the movie, "Looney Tunes: Back in Action" Check out the cast I picked out!

Bugs Bunny: Mario

Daffy Duck: Sonic the Hedgehog

D.J Drake: Troy Bolton (HSM)

Kate Houghton: Gabriella Montez (HSM)

Elmer Fudd: Wario

Marvin the Martian: DarkEvil LaserPants (S.)

Yosemite Sam: Dr. Eggman

(That's all I can put down for the cast! Sorry!)

Chapter 1: Sonic the Hedgehog Fired!

Animated style of "From Russia with Love" 1

A terrified crowd rushes the screen, escaping Wario, in tuxedo, riding atop an old British car. Screaming steam shoots from the car as shoots and destroys cars.

A dark figure drops down in its path. It's Sonic the Hedgehog. He faces off against the British car. A large gun aims for him; he leaps aside. He jumps on the car. Sonic is hoisted skyward. He spies a small open panel on the car. It is a maze of wires and circuits. In Sonic's computer-like mind, the circuits are analyzed in 3-D and the system's Achilles Heel is located. A grim Sonic summons his guitar and directs it precisely into the circuit board. The circuit crackles. The calliope shudders and bucks. The calliope explodes into a fireball, which Sonic rides toward camera a la "Mission: Impossible."

"Hold on."

The cartoon image on screen freezes.

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY 2

Sonic sits at a large conference table headed by Master Hand and Crazy Hand. The end of the table is crammed with identical junior executives, on chairs that put their heads only halfway above the lip of the table.

"Wait. There's a love story..." Sonic began explaining.

Master Hand said perplexed, "You killed Wario."

"You can't kill Wario," said Crazy Hand.

"He comes back from the dead later. Scar-faced and even more insane," Sonic said, explaining about his next movie.

"I hate wearing tuxedos," Wario said.

"What's-a up-a?" Mario stands at the doorway to the conference room, dramatically backlit.

All the Junior Executives at the table laugh uproariously. Daffy looks steamed. On Mario as he strolls to his seat, he gestures to executives in their chairs.

Mario continues, "Colin, saw the piece-a in Variety. Mr. Big Shot... Hey, Kyle. Day twenty-three-a, right?... Jerry J.!" Mario play boxes with an executive affectionately, then turns to another executive, very concerned. "Ian, if your sister needs anymore bone marrow, I'm-a there." Mario sits down and turns to Sonic. "So Sonic, I was-a reading this-a rewrite you did and I only got one question. Where's-a me?"

Sonic rolls his eyes and groans, "Actors." he said patronizing. "I was getting to your part, Mario."

Animated style of "From Russia with Love" 3

As the car explodes from several angles, we pan to street level. A manhole cover opens and a particularly dumb-looking Mario emerges, fixing a toilet.

"Duh...It's-a me, Mario!" The wrench is revealed to have a fast-burning fuse. It explodes. A charred Mario looks stupefied. Then a huge, flaming chunk of calliope lands on his head.

Back to Conference Room

Mario rises, nonchalant, readying his exit.

"Fine-a with me. The money all goes-a to the wives-a anyway," Mario said.

Sonic smugs, victorious and cheers, "We'll invite you to the premiere!"

"Excuse me, I'm sorry. This is Gabriella. She speaks quickly, confidently, as if she doesn't need anything or anybody, but we all know better. I don't think we can have a Super Mario movie without the Mario Bros.

"A Super Mario movie without the Mario Bros? Whoever heard of such a thing?" Master Hand wondered.

"I think we just did," Crazy Hand said. Sonic paces down the table, acting thoughtful.

"Oh my, heavens no. You couldn't have a movie without Mario. Riots in the streets. The fall of Nintendo civilization. It'd be like meatless meat. Chili Dogs without chili.

Sonic winds up standing on the table in Gabriella's face. Sonic continues and says very condescending, "Say, if you don't mind my asking, whose assistant are you?"

Gabriella grabs Sonic's hand and squeezes it. Sonic begins to react in pain.

"Gabriella Montez. Executive Vice."

"Comedy," said the President.

As Gabriella releases Sonic's hand, Sonic grabs his hand and starts hyperventilating very fast.

Master Hand says enthusiastic, "Gabriella did 'Nicktoons Unite Babies.'" He points to a poster similar to a "Nicktoons Unite!" poster, only Danny Phantom and SpongeBob SquarePants are airbrushed babies. The catchphrase is "The Nicktoons have Unite!" The movie is rated PG.

"Finally, a "Nicktoons Unite" movie I can take my children to," Crazy Hand cheered.

"We've brought Gabriella in because we think she can really add something to the VG Tunes mix," Master Hand explained.

We see Daffy making a quick calculation in his head and then suddenly turn to Gabriella, sucking up desperately.

"Fresh perspective, just what we need -- new ideas for a post-Mario- Plumber world," Sonic sneered.

Gabriella pulls out her extremely cool Sprint computer/phone and calls up a bunch of charts and graphs on it.

"Actually, our latest research shows that Mario is a core asset that appeals to male and female, young and old, throughout the known universe..."

We cut to Mario. He is busily cleaning a faucet, eventually using a mushroom to increase his work.

Gabriella continues on, "...while your fanbase is limited to angry guys in basements who demand a lot of speed. And there's only 14 of them."

"Hey I've got more! I mean, there's Jaleel, Ryan, Jason, and Martin! Did you get those guys?"

Gabriella checks her phone and answers, "Yes."

Sonic swallows nervously. He turns to the Hands, pleading.

"C'mmmmmmon, fellas! I'm thrice the entertainer the plumber is!"

Mario makes a casual belch making the room bursts into laughter.

Sonic gets angry and says dryly, "Yes, he's hilarious. But moviegoers these days demand action!"

Sonic launches into a kung fu routine: "Hah! Ho! Ah-cha-cha!"

Sonic executes a flurry of judo-like moves, resulting in slipping and hitting the table on his bottom. But he gets up and makes more as he forms a stupid pose.

"Top that, chubby!"

Mario gracefully assumes an elaborate karate pose.

Mario is perfectly poised as he forms the Kong Que (Kong KYU-yu-ah). "The Peacock."

He lightly flicks the back of Sonic's head with his toe. Sonic falls flat on his face.

Sonic struggle to get up as Mario throws some jacks down on the table. Sonic angrily glares at Mario's face.

"Despicable," Sonic growled.

"You can't have him making those stupid poses. You'll just make people attempt to perform those stunts and they'll end up going to the hospital," Gabriella reminded Sonic.

"So,it has come to this," Sonic realized. "I'm afraid the Hand brothers must choose between a handsome matinee idol, or...We cut back to Mario. He is offering his finger to an executive, happily. The executive tentatively pulls it." Confetti flies out of Mario's hat. Sonic continues, "...this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque!"

Gabriella says arbitrating, "Look, I don't think it has to be one or--"

Master Hand spoke quickly, "Miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque."

"Whichever one's not the hedgehog," Crazy Hand pointed out.

Master Hand reaches down, and picks up a cardboard box containing assorted pictures and stuffed Sonics, etc. a black-and-white picture of Sonic with Yuji Naka, six-pound barbell, one of those executive clacky-ball things, a fridge of chili dogs.

"Here's the stuff from your office," Master Hand said. Mario starts casually picking through the stuff. Sonic is stunned as Gabriella appears, confused.

"You're firing Sonic the Hedgehog?" Gabriella clarified.

"Oh no, we're not firing Sonic the Hedgehog," Master Hand said to her.

"You are," Crazy Hand said.

"Okay," Gabriella answered, accepting decision.

She turns to Sonic, businesslike and starts leading him out.

"I'm sorry it had to come to this. I really like your work. Huge fan. That whole...," makes weird impressions.

Gabriella starts to lead Sonic out. He turns back toward the Hand Brothers, spouting tears, even as Gabriella continues to move him toward the door.

"Wait!! I unquit! I de-resign! I take it all baaa-ack!!" Sonic screamed, trying to get back.

Mario appears, holding a piece of paper.

"How you can-a take-a back-a this-a vicious letter of-a resignation?" Mario wondered.

"I didn't write any...," Sonic lied as he starts to read, "'never in all my life'... sounds like me... 'incompetent '... wow, I sure know how to burn my bridges..."

"Let me walk you out," Gabriella said.