I thought I take a break from VG Tunes and move to my next story. It happens to be a parody of the 1991 Disney film, "Beauty and the Beast" Here's the cast of who does who.

Belle: Elise, Princess of Soleanna (Sonic '06)

Beast: Sonic the Hedgehog/ Werehog (Sonic Unleashed)

Gaston: Sam Speed (Sonic X)

Lumiere: Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Cogsworth: Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)

Mrs. Potts: Chloe Scarlett (OC)

Chip: Alan the Hedgehog (Me)

LeFou: Jet the Hawk (Sonic Riders)

Philippe: Epona (Legend of Zelda)

Featherduster: Lola Bunny (Space Jam)

Chapter 1: New Girl in Town

We hear a narrator speak as we fade in and see a beautiful castle far away.

"Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young hedgehog prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, but she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous werehog, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the werehog concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his twenty-first year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a werehog?"

We have seen a progression of stained glass windows illustrating the narration, as well as the Werehog shredding his portrait. The camera slowly zooms out from the castle and we see the title. Fade up on the home of Elise. She exits the front door and begins her walk into town.

Little town, it's a quiet village Every day, like the one before Little town, full of little people Waking up to say...

Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!

There goes the baker with his tray like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town...

"Good morning, Elise!" greeted the baker

Elise jumps over to the bakery.

"Morning!" Elise greeted back.

"Where are you off to?" the baker asked.

"The bookshop! I just finished the most wonderful story, about a beanstalk and an ogre and..."

The baker ignores her and says, "That's nice...Marie, the bagels! Hurry up!!"

Elise rolls her eyes and walks away.

Look there she goes, that girl is strange no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?

Never part of any crowd

Cause her head's up on some cloud

No denying she's a funny girl, that Elise!

Elise jumps on the back of a wagon and rides through town.

Hello!

Good day!

How is your family?

Hello!

Good day!

How is your wife?

"I need six eggs!" shouted a woman.

"That's too expensive!" one man said.

"There must be more than this provincial life!" Elise sang and enters the bookshop.

"Ah, Elise!" the bookseller greeted her.

"Good morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed.

The bookseller puts the book back on the shelf and asked, "Finished already?"

"Oh, I couldn't put it down! Have you got anything new?" Elise asked.

The bookseller laughs and answers, "Not since yesterday."

Elise is on ladder of bookshelf and responds, "That's all right. I'll borrow...this one," she gives the bookseller a book.

"That one?" the bookseller stutters. "But you've read it twice!"

"Well it's my favorite!" Elise swings off side of ladder, rolling down it's track. "Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!"

The bookseller hands her the book and said, "Well, if you like it all that much, it's yours!"

"But sir!" Elise gasped.

"I insist!"

"Well thank you. Thank you very much!" Elise leaves bookshop.

Men looks in window, then turning to watch her.

Look there she goes That girl is so peculiar!
I wonder if she's feeling well!

With a dreamy far-off look!

And her nose stuck in a book!
What a puzzle to the rest of us is Elise!

Elise sits on the edge of a fountain, singing to the sheep and the washing woman in the background, who leaves.

Oh! Isn't this amazing!
It's my favorite part because, you'll see!
Here's where she meets Prince Charming But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three!

Now it's no wonder that her name means 'beauty'
Her looks have got no parallel!

But behind that fair facade I'm afraid she's rather odd Very different from the rest of us...

She's nothing like the rest of us
Yes different from the rest of us is Elise

Geese flying overhead, one is shot and plummets to the ground. Jet the Hawk runs over, holds out the bag, and misses catching the prize. He returns to Sam Speed.

"Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Sam!" Jet commented. "You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!"

"I know!" Sam said calmly.

"Huh. No beast alive stands a chance against you...and no girl for that matter!"

"It's true, Jet, and I've got my sights set on that one!" Sam points to Elise.

"The inventor's daughter?" Jet is shocked.

"She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry."

"But she's--" Jet tries to get some words out.

"The most beautiful girl in town."

"I know--"

"And that makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?" Sam asked.

"Well of course, I mean you do, but I mean..."

Sam drops Jet.

Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there's only she

Elise walks by and away

Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Elise

A bunch of girls are shown singing. They seem to fall madly in love with Sam.

Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy Sam Speed, oh he's so cute
Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing
He's such a tall, strong and handsome brute

Elise walks easily through the crowd of people in the town, Sam struggles to catch up to her.

Hello!
Pardon!
Good day!
Morning!
You call this bacon?
What lovely grapes!
Some cheese!
Ten yards!
One pound 'xcuse me!
I'll get the knife!
Please let me through!
This bread!
Those fish!
It's stale!
They smell!
Madame's mistaken!

There must be more than this provincial life!

Just watch I'm going to make Elise my wife!

The townsfolk gather around Sam, and eventually surround him.

Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special
A most peculiar girl
It's a pity and a sin
She doesn't quite fit in!

But she really is a funny girl
A beauty but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl! That Elise!

Elise stops reading her book and looks at the townsfolk who continue on working. She goes back to her book as Sam jumps down in front of her.

"Hello, Elise," Sam greeted.

"Morning Sam," Elise greeted back as Sam grabs the book from her. "Sam, may I have my book, please?"

"How can you read this?" Sam complained. "There's no pictures!"

"Well, some people use their imaginations."

"Elise, it's about time you got your head out of those books," He tosses the book into the mud, "and paid attention to more important things...like me!" The three same girls from before, who are looking on, sigh. "The whole town's talking about it. Elise has picked up the book and is cleaning off the mud. "It's not right for a woman to read--soon she starts getting ideas...and thinking."

"Sam, you are positively primeval," Elise said.

Sam puts his hand around her shoulders and says, "Why thank you, Elise. Hey, whaddya say you and me take a walk over to the tavern and have a look at my hunting trophies."

"Maybe some other time," Elise didn't seem interested.

"What's wrong with her?" one girl asked.

"She's crazy!" another said.

"He's gorgeous!" the third said dreamily.

"Please, Sam. I can't. I have to get home and help my father."

Jet manages to catch up and throws Sam's loot on the ground. He laughs, "Ha ha ha, that crazy old loon, he need all the help he can get!"

Sam and Jet laugh heartily.

"Don't you talk about my father that way!" Elise said to them.

"Yeah, don't talk about her father that way!" Sam pretended to stand up to Elise as he conks Jet on the head.

"My father's not crazy! He's a genius!" Elise said as she hears an explosion in background.

Elise runs off to her house as Sam and Jet continue laughing. Sam slaps Jet very hard as Jet falls down. Sam stills laughs but not much.