Homsar Bible Stories

By Fantasy Cat

About this story: I posted this story years and years ago. However, I took it off during this website’s huge crackdown on fics that violated strict regulations such as having script form even though the fic was only intended to be partially so. I am revamping and reposting this story because I loved this story and homsar so much that I regretted having taken this off.

Disclaimer(s): Homestar Runner, homsar and your favorites are owned by the Brothers Chapman and not by me. The prologue is an actual retelling of homsar’s origins. The stories in this fic are based on the bible (and on stories I learned in a biblical literature class I took) and its readaptations in this fic are not meant to offend anyone or their religious beliefs.

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Genesis of homsar

In the beginning, there were the Brothers Chapman. And the Brothers Chapman created Homestar Runner. Another character they created was Strong Bad. Strong Bad was loved by many many beautiful fans and thy fame gave rise to thy features of thy Strong Bad emails.

Many and many a brethren came to thee, Strong Bad, for questions of thyself. First ye asked if Strong Bad removed thy gloves and mask before thou wenst to bed. Strong Bad believe thy question was blasphemy and thou who questioned this was bewitched with robot like abilities.

But question thee second to thou Strong Bad wast by thou nameth Vinnie C. This Vinnie C. meant to ask thee "if ye despises greatly thee Homestar Runner, why doesn't thou kill he". However the name of Homestar in his parchment to Strong Bad was gravely misspelled. This grave error gave Strong Bad an idea most grand: to drop thy heavy lourde on a lad name homsar. And thus homsar was born to be resurrected constantly (most grandly on All Hallows Eve) and made nonsensical and stupider at every reappearance and to be loved by all in the end.