Okay so I got this idea from the Potter Puppet pals. I created the first part of the plot while doofing around on the forums with Nemesis kid, Skittles, Drew, the calavary and Sun boy. I love watching that one episode. My faves are the mysterious ticking and Bothering snape. Now please don't kill me but I really don't take much part of Harry Potter but I am a huge fan of the Puppet version.

Also In the stories, from time to time I pop up as Superman's intern for the Daily Planet. And yes I have a dog named Inu.

Bffl requested me to do a commercial with her OC, Mia's little sister, Kiara in it. She wanted to see her personality, which I have created as an annoying bratty 7 year old sister.

So far in this is Puppet pals and Orbit Gum. So heres to you Bffl and all that have kept me on my toes! LOL!

-Lady Protecta out!

“Write me a script in 24 hours or you are fired!” screamed the director. Poor LadyProtecta sat there, her raven feather color hair all in disarray, her eyes were baggy, her old metal glasses had cracks in them and she had at least 23 cups of coffee cups thrown here and there.

“MAN! I got homework, school and homecoming! Sprock! I hate this!” She screamed. She jumped up and turned on her ipod stereo and blasted it to “High School” by Superchick. She should also download “High School never ends,” by Bowling for Soup. That would go great with her problems. She hadn’t had a good idea in weeks and now that stupid director wouldn’t shut his pie hole.

“Hey LP, you okay?” Superman asked his reporter intern as he came in after noticing the crappy jerk called the Director storm out of the Legion Head quarters, the back of his pants ripped, showing his microphone underwear.

“Fine boss, but I don’t think I will be here very long, if I don’t get this within 24 hours, its high tailing for yours truly! God I got sidetrack with interview Lady Areses. Oh tell Lois and Louise I said I was sorry for kick them out of the dojo.”

“Yea they were pretty pissed at that. Oh FYI, your dog… um uh… Anthro dog person… Inu, and Rochel just ripped the back of the director’s pants.”

“Pfffft Bwhahahahahahahahahhahahah! Wow Boss! You soooo my day. Wish I could write something about that but… nothings funny. Also I’m hiding from Cham and Garth. Those two nit bots are trying to squeeze their way into every commercial. Also the director wants to introduce me to Kiara, Mia’s little sister. She should be in soon. But for now, I’m heading to Youtube land!”

“Oooh! I know this awesome show based off of Harry Potter! : Shows his desperate teen intern the show that is based off of puppets:

: LP falls off her chair laughing:

:One minute later: :LP is breathing into a brown paper bag and pops it in her boss’s ear.:

“Sorry boss, but I had to do it!” she giggles.

“Heh, no problem,” he says through his gritted teeth, “Sooooo, what did you think?”

“Light bulb! But… what to base it on…” Suddenly she perks up as she hears Sun Boy and Nemesis Kid in the halls. She and her boss peek out and see them nagging at Brainy Ever since he came back, they’ve been doing that. Bothering him about how he destroyed their lives and why Violet kisses him even when it was him who smacked her against the wall.

“I got to put and end to this,” Superman said.

“Don’t think you’d have to boss, their pissing off the twins right now,” LadyProtecta pointed to a little ten year old with her right animal pupil eye glowing red, and her living reflection, with his eyes burning with fury.

In a split second, little Skittles had Nemesis kid in a leg and arm pretzel lock, while Drew held his staff in Sun Boy’s face and constantly said, “Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself.”

“Light Bulb!” LP cried and zipped back into her office, as a thunderclap of typewriting followed soon after.

“I’m Skittles,” said a cloth puppet with magenta eyes with matching yarn that intermingled with her brown string hair.

“I’m Drew!” said a cloth puppet with brown and green yarn.

“I am their brother, Brainy, who does not have the same color skin as theirs because I was once a robot and is still causing his brother to keep guessing how I became human. My little sister loves to follow me around,” a puppet version of Brainy popped up. Puppet Skittles followed him around the stage singing, “Skippy, Skippy, Skippy, Skippy.”

From the corner of the stage, was two other blondes looking at the green cloth puppet then at each other.

“Pssst… we are Nemesis Kid and Sun Boy. We are normal. We don’t blow up stuff or take over planets. We don’t like Brainy so we will go nag at him,” they whispered. The puppet twins went off stage and when the coast was clear. Puppet Nemesis Kid and Sun Boy leapt out of the wings and quickly headed towards Brainy.

“Nag, nag, nag, you are horrible, nag, nag, nag, nag, your breath smells like cheese, nag, nag, nag, we wonder why your girlfriend still is obsessed with you even though you treated her like crap three years ago, nag, nag, nag, nag,” they yelled.

Puppets Skittles and Drew walk in, with Skittles’s face charcoaled black.

“How many times had brother told you not to mess with his chemistry set, sister?” Drew asked.

“56 times. But I was trying to make a love potion,” Skittles said, glumly.

“Sadly my sister still does not know the difference between a chemistry set and an alchemy set.”

The puppet twins looked up to see their poor puppet brother getting beaten up by the Meany puppets.

“They are being mean to our brother,” Skittles cried. She disappears and reappears with orange, red and yellow hair with flaming eyes of fury.

“Let us go bother them!” Drew said. They ran up and screamed, “Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother, Freaks! Bother, bother, bother, dweebs with nose hair growing from their noses, bother, bother, bother, bother, you are stupider than my twin sister, bother, bother.”

Puppet Skittles was smacking Nemesis Kid with a rubber chicken constantly, while Drew waves a stick at Sun boy causing him to smack himself. The twin puppets drive them off stage.

There all alone is Brainy Puppet, flopped on the floor. Puppet Shrinking Violet walks by and notices him. “Glomp!” she squeals and jumps on him, pecking him with kisses. He suddenly is brought back from lala land and chases after the little puppet.

:The next day.:

“I love it! The drama, the comedy, LadyProtecta this is your best work yet!” The director cries. Skittles skips up with her puppet and yells, “Glompity!”

Kell looks down at the planet earth. He then suddenly charged face first down to the surface. First he went through a plane, then a building, passing Kiara, Mia’s Durlan little sister, who yelled at the top of her lungs, “HI KELLY!” Passed his girlfriend, Louise who he gave a swift kiss on the lips, into a pile of camel dung, down into the earth, to the center of the earth and found himself in Neo Tokyo. Ching wan!

Butterfly walked in wearing a white oriental t-shirt and white skirt. Karate Kid stood in the background, blushing at the sight of the Rockstar British speaking Imskan, ran to get her mom. “Got a dirty mouth? Clean it up with new Orbit Strawberry lemon mint,” Butterfly said cheerfully. Kell revealed his shiny pearly whites.

“Fabulous!” Butter giggled, “For a good clean feeling, no matter what.”

:on the other side of the world:

“Sweet Cakes?” Louise called.

“MR. KELLY! I WANT A PONY!” screeched Kiara.