I'm sorry, this fic was kind of sudden and mostly out of PURE BOREDOM...and in a way it's to introduce two new characters of mine, AND show off my new writing 'skills' so that's good! XD Also, see this as a side-story to the Fan Fiction if you will...

Tien: Yoo-hoo!

Kahn: Ugh...

Tien: When you need protection!? Guess who you need?! (grabs Kahn) US!

Me: ...well, enjoy the fic...

Asia fell down from the tallest building in all of the city Fan Fiction, her eyes were shut tight, her hair was blowing in the wind, and she could hear her heart beating terribly from her ears.

My name is Asia, Asia Middlebrooks, just a young writer who's trying to learn the ways of this area called; 'Fan Fiction.' However, sometimes things HAPPEN when you make a uncalled for outburst...you could end up like me. Falling out the sky from the 30th building, but, just to make this story clear, I'm going to tell it from the beginning...

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"Thank you for coming with me and Wrath to see the movie..." Mariah said for the possibly hundreth time to Asia. Next to Asia walked Wrath, the homunculus boy who was widely known for his trouble and chaos around Fan Fiction...aside from Duncan and his criminal record OR Riley Freeman.

"It's no problem Mariah..." Asia lightly smiled before asking, "But why didn't you just go by yourself...?"

Before Mariah could answer anything, Wrath said in a upset tone, "Because it's another Disney parody movie!!"

"But if you hate them then why are you going to see one?" Asia lightly sweet-dropped at Wrath as her hands were in her pockets.

"Because ENVY said that I was a trouble-maker and he kicked me out the house!" Wrath pouted. Asia simply closed her eyes flatly as she thought with a scowl.

That damn Envy, I bet he'd be laughing at me right now...

"But...it won't be so bad since your seeing it with us, right?" Mariah put on a sweet anglic smile making Asia forget about Envy.

"I guess..." Asia smiled back trying to hide the nervousness that had held within her.

Truth be told, I'd rather stay home and watch 'Blankman' right now...

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"Stewie, stay still for mommy, I paid a lot of money so we could see this movie." Louis told Stewie who had squirmed around in her lap in irritation.

"Damn it you vile woman! You know I hate these damned parodies with crackish pairings!" Stewie sneered.

In front of Stewie and Louis sat Asia, Wrath, and Mariah who had just gotten into the theater. "So what parody is this?" Asia stared at Wrath in slight curiousity as she took off her blue jacket.

I hope it's Aladan! Please be Aladan!

"I dunno." Wrath shrugged still pouting before explaining, "Envy never told me...he just gave me these three tickets and told me; SCRAM!"

Asia let out a long depressed sigh as she looked down at the floor in misery however, she heard someone in the theater whisper, "Sh! The movie's on!"

Asia then sat up straight and stared at the screen, she saw Ash Ketchum dribbling a basketball. From seeing this, she raised an eyebrow in question...after a few minutes the scene then changed to one of Ami reading a book and not wanting to leave the house, it was when she saw Mariah's eyes widden and Wrath nearly yell out in horror she realized one thing; This was a parody of...High School Musical.

"I...I..." Asia began trying to find the words to say, however, it only winded up with having her index finger up in the air before she shut her eyes and sighed out in misery.

"You want to kill Envy too, don't you...?" Mariah asked, looking over at the depressed Asia.

"...yes...yes I do." Asia sighed, sitting back in her chair with half-lidded eyes.

20 minutes later...

"Mariah, if it was possible to kill me...would you do it?" Wrath questioned sounding miserable looking at Mariah.

Mariah bit her lip answering modestly,

"If it was...if it was REALLY what you wanted to happen."

Hearing the children's conversation, Asia couldn't help but to feel worried for the eight year olds who had nothing but the look of misery on their faces. Rubbing her temple she only thought, "This movie needs to END...NOW..."

ZAP!

Asia's eyes snapped open as she saw a ray of speeding light zoom past her and tore a whole in the screen, cutting off the movie.

"Woah!" Wrath turned around with messy hair only to see that it was from Stewie's doing as he held a plasma-ray-like-gun in his hands.

"Stewie..." Louis scolded, but however still sounding calm.

"Finally! One more minute of that damned movie and I thought I'd KILL myself!" Stewie shouted out in slight relief.

"How the hell can you do that man?! Ami and Ash were about to have their KISS SCENE!" a random man yelled out.

"But...they're not...they're not a good couple...!" Mariah accidently yelped out in a worried tone.

"WHAT!?" the man shouted in a demonic tone scaring Mariah and causing her to hide behind Wrath who growled back and held her protectively.

"She said that they're NOT a good couple..." Asia repeated in a stern tone. "I mean Ash is a pokemon trainer, Ami is a rock star...how does that make sense?! They have NOTHING in common and plus..." Asia stared at all the Ash x Ami fans around her before mumbling, "I should really be quiet now, shouldn't I...?"

Wrath busted out laughing at Asia as they walked home away from the theatre, "YOU ADMITTED THE TRUTH THAT NO ONE HAS EVER ADMITTED! YOU ACTUALLY ADMITTED IT!"

"And I regret it...I really regret it..." Asia responded, looking down in shame with tiny circles for eyes while Mariah patted her arm in some type of effort to comfort her. Asia shook off the memory saying, "Well, I just voiced my opinion, that's all...nothing bad should happen!"

"Are you kidding me? The last person who made a comment about Danny x June was NEVER seen again around this place! That guy is most likely sleeping with the fishes!" Wrath grinned showing his fangs.

"Wrath..." Mariah began looking worried.

"Hm..." Asia simply bit her bottom lip with a slightly skeptical look.

"I'd hate to see what'd happen to YOU, Asia, but don't worry, I'll take care of Mariah...me and Rage-nii-san both will!" Switching from malicious to innocent-kind child, Wrath smiled.

"Ugh..." Asia rubbed her forehead opening up the door and simply said allowing Mariah into the house. "Goodnight, WRATH."

Afterwards, from slamming the door, Wrath then thought in slight compassion, "May god have mercy on your soul, Asia...may god have mercy on your soul."

Asia gave out a defeated and annoyed sigh as she laid out on her bed in exhaustion, not even bothering to take off her jacket or her shoes.

"God, why me...huh? Why not find someone else to pick on?" Asia asked to herself before the door busted open reveling Rei who was grinning widely along with Omari by her side as if they were siblings.

"WELCOME BACK!" the two greeted before jumping next to her on the bed.

"Omari...Rei...not now..." Asia complained looking more stressed.

"What's wrong?" Omari curiously blinked as he stared at the younger female.

"Was the movie sad?" Rei asked.

"...no, the movie was awful, it was a High School Musical parody..." Asia began. Omari's face got PALER then usual while Rei nearly screamed out in horror. "And the main couple was Ash and Ami..."

"HEY! CUT IT OUT BEFORE YOU KILL ME!" Omari shouted, lifting up his hands in defeat.

"Y-yeah! Tell us something that's not pretaining to that!" Rei whimpered.

"Well..." Asia began, about to tell them about her incident.

A few minutes later...

"Oh Asia! You didn't!" Rei said in a pleading tone as she grabbed Asia's hand.

"But I did..." Asia sighed looking away from Rei.

"Er...you know the last person who made a outburst on a pairing...they-"

"I know. They 'winded up dying..'." Asia's eyes became half-lidded as she stared at the 'cousins.'

"Well, I was NOT going to say dissapeared, but I suppose we can say that too." Omari shrugged with a goofy smile.

"Omari, this isn't time for joking, this is; SERIOUS BUSINESS." Rei snapped, actually looking serious for once.

"Serious business...?" Asia and Omari questioned curiously.

"Well, I don't want you to DIE." Rei pouted.

"I'm not...I'm not going to die...!" Asia nearly laughed finding herself staring at the floor nervously in worry.

"Of course you're not! We're going to find you a...BODYGUARD!" Rei happily shouted with her index finger up as she stood on the bed.

"Bodyguard...? Do I look that helpless...?" Asia wondered to herself.

Little did I know this was my beginning of the end...

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DX really though, DON'T hate me for disliking Ash x Ami, it really doesn't make sense to me that much. Sorry for those of you who like it though...so, put the flames and pitchforks away if your ready to flame me for this one.

Tien: And if you do, I'll be glad to be your bodyguard! (gives a thumbs up) All you have to do is just pay me a 'few' dollars every hour and I'll be happy to do business with you.

Me: (sulks)

Rei: While Asia's stalking...I have one thing to say...uh...read and review please!