A/N: I wrote this story for my English class. XD lol We were supposed to write a Halloween story AND put our vocabulary words in it, well I couldn’t resist but write a Happy Tree Friends story for English. LOL! I didn’t take out the vocab words so if some sentences sound corny or whatever, it probably has a vocab word in it. XD Also, if a sentence seems pointless and irrelevant, it means I only put that sentence in just to use a vocab word LOL

Also, my friend Gary is in the same English class as me and he wrote an HTF story, too. LOL so I’ll post his story up for him in a few days :D

(Theme song plays and letters appear on the tree)

Happy Tree Friends

(Page turns)

Is There a Doner in the House?

(Page turns)

Starring…

Lumpy

(Page turns)

Sniffles

(Page Turns)

…And Flaky

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Featuring…

Cuddles

(Page turns)

…And Giggles

(Screen fades to black and theme song stops)

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It was a stormy night, and Sniffles the mad scientist was experimenting in his laboratory. “Aha! Hehehe!” Sniffles devilishly laughed. “Pull the lever!”

“Okay, boss,” Lumpy, said as he pulled a switch, lowering a table with Giggles’ dead body lying on it. She was covered in stitches. Lumpy then pulled a switch and Giggles’ body was given a large shock while Sniffles laughed maniacally.

“Ohhhhh,” Giggles moaned like a zombie as her body sat up.

“Aha!” Sniffles jumped in triumph. But then one of Giggles’ eyeballs popped out. “Huh?” Sniffles asked. Giggles’ body then fell to pieces. “Oh,” Sniffles said in despair. Then he looked at Lumpy and menacingly laughed, “Aha! Hehehe!”

“Huh?” Lumpy asked. Sniffles then laughed as he raised an ax above his head.

“Looks like I’ll have to bilk you to see if my experiment will work!” Sniffles said, smiling.

Lumpy screamed like a girl and turned away and ran from Sniffles. Then there was a loud SPLAT-CRACKLE and blood splattered on the window…

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Lumpy’s body, covered in stitches, lowered to the ground on the table as Sniffles laughed like a maniac again. Sniffles then pulled a lever and Lumpy’s body was given a shock. Lumpy’s body then rose up. “Aha! I’ve done it! I’ve brought the dead back to life!”

“Ohhhhhhh,” Lumpy moaned as he walked towards Sniffles with his arms out like a zombie.

“Yes, come to your master! Come to your creator you stupid creature!” Sniffles said until Lumpy responded to Sniffles’ calumny by grabbing his snout. “What the?” Then Lumpy ripped his snout off. Sniffles screamed in pain as Lumpy moaned and grabbed Sniffles’ arms and ripped them out. He then yanked a bone out of one of the arms and shoved the bone in Sniffles’ gut. He then yanked it out and Sniffles’ innards and blood blasted out. Sniffles screamed, gagged and cried as Lumpy shoved his hand inside Sniffles one last time and yanked out his heart. Lumpy then shoved his fist into his own chest, ripped out his old, shriveled, cadaverous heart and then replaced it with Sniffles’ heart. Lumpy then burst out of the laboratory and into the city streets, ready for his carnage…

Meanwhile, Cuddles was trying to make Flaky enter an old, abandoned house. He was holding a Halloween charicature of himself. He folded it up and put it in his pocket (really a “pocket” in his skin) “Come on!” Cuddles said as he tried to pull her to the front door.

“No, it’s too scary in there!” Flaky carped.

“Come on! It’s just an old, spooky house! Have some fun!”

Then suddenly Lumpy opened the door and exited the abandoned house. “Ohhhhhhhh,” Lumpy moaned as he grabbed Cuddles.

“What the?” Cuddles screamed until Lumpy ripped him in half, both halves of his body were still connected by his intestines and his spine. Cuddles screamed and cried in pain as Lumpy yanked out Cuddles’ intestines.

“AAAAAAAGH!” Flaky screamed as she jumped into a cache in a pumpkin patch.

“Waaagh! Agh!” Cuddles screamed as Lumpy ripped out his eye. Lumpy then pulled out his own eyeball and then replaced it with Cuddles’ eye. Lumpy also had Cuddles’ intestines hanging out of his stomach. One of his arms was also replaced with one of Cuddles’ arms. Lumpy dropped Cuddles’ body on the ground and headed toward the pumpkin patch.

Flaky gasped in horror and curled up in a ball, trying to hide behind the pumpkins. Lumpy then reached around, searching for Flaky. Flaky covered her mouth and tried not to scream as Lumpy touched her head. But instead he grabbed a pumpkin that was next to her head. Then he ripped off his own head and replaced it with the pumpkin. The pumpkin then became Lumpy’s blight when he suddenly froze and careened back and forth. He then fell to his knees and then fell on his stomach, dead. The pumpkin rolled off his neck.

“Huh?” Flaky asked as she poked her head out from behind the pumpkins. She nervously walked closer to him, and when it was blatant that he was dead, she led out an assured, “phew” and wiped sweat off of her forehead with the back of her hand. Then suddenly Lumpy’s arms shot up and grabbed Flaky’s head. “WAAAGH!” Flaky screamed.

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Lumpy then walked down the street with Flaky’s head on his shoulders. Then suddenly his right leg fell off and he fell to the floor. Then Flaky’s head rolled off his neck.

Moral: Give as good as you get!