Shikamaru Sucks

This is story with Shikamaru as the main character. It all starts after Shikamaru wakes up.

“Shikamaru Get your butt out of that bed or I will drag you out with my own hands!” Threatened Shikamaru’s mother, Yoshino

Shikamaru and his mother had a very complicated relationship. It was very rare that they would ever do anything together, due to the fact that Shikamaru hates her.

“Troublesome woman, always telling me what to do like she’s my mom. Oh yeah I forgot she is my mom.” Mumbled Shikamaru

“Shikamaru, you’re going to be late for practice. You know that your sensei won’t be happy that you’re late.” Said Yoshino

Yoshino entered Shikamaru’s room, only to find him asleep anyway, now she was mad!

“You useless kid, you can’t do anything by yourself can you? I guess it’s too ‘troublesome’ or such ‘a drag’ right?” hypothetically questioned Yoshino

“Please don’t tell me you just figured that out because if you did, you’re really dumb.” Teased Shikamaru

That was the last straw for Yoshino! She brushed his teeth, fed him, dressed him and sent him to practice.

Instead of saying ‘I love you’ like a normal parent would, Shikamaru heard this from his mother’s mouth

“You suck, Shikamaru!”

Ouch, that was a bad way to start off the day isn’t it? With a ‘you suck’ from your mom? Well I wonder how Shikamaru feels

“Oh I suck; well I guess you’re an angel.” Said Shikamaru sarcastically

At Practice

“Shikamaru, you’re forty minutes late.” Said an irritated Asuma

“Well, Asuma-sensei, you’re old.” Said Shikamaru bluntly

“Why you little!” Threatened Asuma as he proceeded to try to choke Shikamaru

“Asuma-sensei! You can’t choke him, he’s your student and Shikamaru you can’t disrespect Asuma-sensei. He’s your sensei!” Warned Ino

“Well if I can’t insult him because he’s our sensei, I guess I can insult you for being a slut.” Mocked Shikamaru (Wow, he’s on a roll today)

“Why you jerk I’m going to stomp your face into the ground!” Threatened Ino with lightning coming out of her eyes

“Ino, I’m sure Shikamaru didn’t mean that. Shikamaru, you should apologize, that’s not like you.” Advised Choji

“Ok, I’m sorry…. I’m sorry that you’re a fatty.” Teased Shikamaru

“Well, you want to know something Shikamaru. You Suck!” Yelled Ino, Choji, and Asuma

At Ichiraku Ramen

Well Shikamaru was already having a crappy day, so he might as well get some ramen

“Hey Shikamaru” Yelled Naruto

“Hi Naruto. So how are your chances with Sakura going?”

“They’re going pretty good; in fact I think she likes me.”

“Why would Sakura like you?” mocked Shikamaru

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Well it’s just that Sakura wouldn’t be interested in you after Sasuke cam back, I mean have you seen how she looks at him? You have no chance Naruto.” Said Shikamaru (Whoa, Shikamaru is on some hot fire!)

“Oh yeah Shikamaru well let me tell you something. You suck!” Yelled Naruto

Shikamaru left the ramen shop feeling dumb. Why was he saying all those mean things to people? A few seconds later he felt like he was released from something

“You see Shikaku I told you that the mind switch Jutsu could work on even the likes of Shikamaru.” Bragged Inoichi

“Yes, you were right. Poor Shikamaru You are going to have a rough day tomorrow”