It was like another other normal day, except this for some unknown reason naruto kept turning around and fiddling with something. Thus of course gaining the attention of the whole team, no one dare ask what it was, for they all have a reputation to keep. Well everyone but sakura, cause she just plain sucks. (-- you have to agree with me.)

“Hey guys look what I found on my way here today.” Naruto flashed a huge smile, then a gold shiny thing blinded them all. “Cool, right?”

“dobe, what is it?” Sasuke coolly asked. Though he was dying to know inside.

“AHH!! NARUTO THAT STUPID THING BLINDED ME!! ARGH!! YOUR DEAD!!” Sakura screamed out in fury. Everyone simply rolled their eyes and focused on naruto once again.

“Well…I think it’s a lamp but there’s this one speck on dirt on it that I can’t seem to get off.” naruto bit his bottom lip in annoyance. “wait….there! aha! I did it-“

Naruto was cut off by a suddenly smoke filling the area, everyone whipped out their weapons. And then…

“Hello there! I’m the great genie marcus! Blah blah blah…just give me 3 wishes so I can leave.” The man in the purple pants dejectedly said, before looking around. “and put your wannabe ninja weapons away”

“I think I get a wish” Sasuke said randomly

“Hey! I found the god damn lamp so I get a wish too!!” naruto pointed out.

“WELL I OF COURSE GET THE LAST WISH AND I WISH FOR SA-“ kakashi successfully knocked her out. Everyone nodded appreciably

“dobe go first”

“no you”

“you.”

“no you”

“I will.”

Kakashi’s voice startled the boys out of their fight.

“I wish for….unlimited…..”

He’s going to say icha icha paradise I know it!

If he says the stupid porn novel I’ll kill him…after Itachi of course…hmm…I wonder if I look ok……omg my hair must be a mess!! Oh my gosh oh my gosh! Did I put my medication on that rash? I hope I did…come to think of it…I am getting itchy…..why’s everyone looking at me like that..?

Everyone stood gaping.

“ahem. Wow. Well I wish I never heard that.”

And just like that kakashi forgot everything that Sasuke just said out loud and in a very girly voice might I add. Then it was time for naruto’s wish……………..

…………

“I wish…to have fanboys.”

“what?” kakashi plainly asked in shock.

“I wish for fanboys.”

“kakashi-sensai, the dobe is gay…and so unbelievably hot..and his eyes are so blue, with that blonde hair..that you just want to run your fingers through.” Sasuke started foaming at the mouth. Slowly naruto and kakashi shifted away from Sasuke.

“I wish for…..naruto to be in a skimpy maid outfit.”Sasuke said in an extremely gay and dreamy voice.

“NO!” naruto yelled horrified

POOF!

Naruto stood there in a maid outfit.

“hey does anyone else here that?”

“sounds like rumbling and the grounds shaking.”

“kakashi do you see that mob of crazy boys coming for me!! Ahhh!!” naruto ran for the life of him.

“naruto-kun! Stay!!” Sasuke chased and joined the mob.

Kakashi stared at the genie.

“You guys are fucked up.”

And with that the genie never returned. Kakashi didn’t remember anything that happened in the last 5 minutes. Sasuke had no more fangirls but instead became a fanboy, of course he deny’s all of this. And naruto…well lets just say….if you see a pack of lust filled guys…you know naruto’s somewhere in front of it. And sakura got trambled by a pack of guys while she was on the ground trying to make sure no one seen her forhead had taken over her face…(:D)