DISCLAIMER: I do not own Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, or the other anime this thing obviously spoofs.

NOTE: This was spurred from a chat I participated in over on theotaku (dot) com. Aceburner and Michiyo Shimizu helped a little, but I constructed the gist of it.

Team Gurren Blastoff!

To protect the world from annihilation

To unite all peoples, no matter nation

To denounce the evils of hate and war

To extend our reach with the drill core!

Nia!

Simon!

Team Gurren’s blasting off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Buu! Bubuu!