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Silver Horror
Author of 52 Stories

Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Patrick Sprigs - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 07-23-09 - Published: 10-15-08 - id:4597160

Chapter 2: Surprise in the Mansion and meeting Geo’s ancestor

Over an hour pass 8:30 PM that is now 9:30, Patrick finally got off the school exhaust and as he got out of the bus peaceful into his new mansion. As he got into the mansion opens his eyes, he is in shock seeing the mansion that is a six five-floor mansion with a few windows broken. The lawn is in the mess and a few trees were on half of the yawn, Patrick said, “This is my dream mansion! Geez I would rather live in Luna’s mansion instead of being his mansion besides she has an indoor and outdoor pool. Where is the gang? Are they supposed to be here?” Patrick checks his watch and he said in shock, “Its 9:35 PM, oh man they went home maybe!”

He calls everyone’s number and it seems some didn’t answer back, well others say, they haven’t returned home…” He said in shock, “They are not home yet, that is a very bad thing! Oh well I WILL go into the mansion and FIND THEM! I hope it’s not the same place where the three filmmakers had gone missing, where the witch lives…” “Uh Patrick that is in Burkittsville, Maryland, US not in this town here JACKASS,” said Rey angered, “If that happen be sure to bring a chainsaw just in case you se a witch… if she was here trying to molest you…”

“Rey now it is not the time to be funny at the time!” said Patrick serious, but than trip on a toy and hear everyone laughing at the background, “Ok I deserve that part.” Patrick went inside the mansion and take out his flashlight from his back pocket, he use his Star Carrier as a flashlight that light up the room.

“Thank you Star Carrier you cannot do anything without it when you are in the woods or in this haunted house,” Patrick kiss his Star Carrier and Rey said giving him the awkward look, “ok than…” Patrick notice he is in the foyer, he notice the door right in front of him chain up with a lock in the middle, and a sheet cover mirror over on the right on the door, stair case on the right and left of the wall.

A drawer on the right of the stair case and he look around him; he went up the upstairs and check the door on the left. “Dammit its lock, oh well better check the other one!” Patrick said in his mind, he checks the one on the top of the stairs in the middle, “its lock too…” “Looks like they forgot to give you the key!” said Rey. “I think that is the only thing they forgotten,” said Patrick sighed as he went down stairs, he didn’t notice that a invisible ghost went through the double door above him carrying the key until it drop the key in the middle of the foyer room and than went back into the double door. Patrick turn seeing a golden key right in front of him and he pick it up.

“Zelda theme song”

Patrick has found the key; you can use it to open a door!

Rey said confuse, “WTF is with the Zelda’s music?” “Don’t know, don’t care!” said Patrick dashes upstairs and try the one on the left, but did not work. He tries to the double doors down stairs, but it did not work at all and so he tries to door on the second floor. so he tries the door in the middle of the second floor It work, he cautiously open the double door and went inside, everything is all dark and the door all of the sudden. He felt cold breathe lifting his skirt up, but he press it down leaving the back expose and he said in his mind, “Note to self where pants under the skirt.” “Pat right behind you!” said Rey, Patrick turn seeing a ghost visible that look like a virus scare him half to death. The ghost stares at him for a second and blushes seeing under Patrick’s maid outfit.

“DAMMIT PERVERT!” yelled Patrick stomp the ghost with his foot screaming like a girl. “Fear not little girl I will save you!” said Captain Falcon showing up from nowhere. “Hooray Captain Falcon!” said Patrick doing the fan girl shriek. Rey did not say a word at all, but give Patrick the girl and he said, “You are an idiot… Captain Falcon must not suppose be here, this is a MEGAMAN STAR FORCE FANFICTION!” “Oh!” said Captain Falcon left the scene leaving Patrick in sorrow in the corner. He said gloom, “Why do you have to ruin the moment?”

“Fear not, Dr. Light is here!” said a long hair bearded old man with black eyes and eyebrows showing up wearing a white lab coat and carrying a weapon. He struggles to suck the ghost-like virus into the vacuum, but it escape as he hit the door. “For a hologram, I can still feel the pain,” said Dr. Light and he look up noticing Patrick holding his skirt down, “Oh hello little girl…” “I am not a little girl!” said Rey taking over Patrick. “Oh dear me what has the generation come to cross males cross dressing as females!” said Dr. Light in shock and calm himself down.

“Well, blame it on the orphanage for raising me up like a girl!” lied Patrick getting up again, “I don’t want to be some cross dressing male character…” “HEY!” said the entire cross dressing male characters from random anime and video games in anger as well he did not mean it. The group of ghosts show up in a group appears out of nowhere, Dr. Light said dashing out of the mansion “Let’s get out here and meet in the laboratory.”

Patrick dash after him out of the mansion, he went into a house-like RV and Dr. Light said sigh with relief sitting on the couch, “Computer close the curtains of the window and the door…” Patrick is astonish after seeing the computer respond to him and he sit on a wooden chair. “Well, little girl, I mean BOY what is your name?” said Dr. Light nervous.

“I am Patrick Stelar,” said Patrick calmly introduce himself. “See my great (12 times) Grandson Geo Stelar and his friends along with his mother went inside the mansion, but got kidnap by ghost-like viruses,” said Dr. Light sighing. “You are Geo’s ancestor!” said Patrick amaze. “Yes, but I don’t like to brag that much,” said Dr. Light smile at him, “You remind me of someone back in my grandson’s days when he is still living…, but that doesn’t matter. What matter is the danger that someone put your friends in?” “Uh!” said Patrick eating a chocolate bar.

Dr. Light explained, “This letter that you got is a prank by someone and if it is e-mail that would be something, but most of all I need your help to get reploid ghosts back into their original states in their paintings and some in their statues. I don’t know what force let kidnap by grandson and his friends, but I think it is up to you besides instead of using the vacuum to suck.” “Let me guess prevent you from getting sue from Nintendo!” said Rey appear on screen.

“Yes, wait how did the same you appear on the SCREEN?” said Dr. Light freaking out. “Oh that is my other personality or my brother Rey,” said Patrick introducing Rey, “He could be trouble, but he sometimes has a soft spot… I finally control him.” “Well, that is not the POINT now child, but I think I want to introduce this program to my grandson besides I haven’t got the chance because of this stupid machine,” Dr. Light said, “Put your transmitter or Star Carrier into the machine right behind me that look like the oven.” Patrick put the Star Carrier into the oven, but his Star Carrier got burn and Dr. Light said, “WRONG ONE!”

Patrick got a replacement after calling Aaron Boreal in the middle of the night and he tries it again, it did not get burn as Dr. Light gives him instruction after when it done only 32 seconds. Dr. Light gives him back his Star Carrier and the Zelda song started to play again.

N/A: Patrick receives an upgrade on his Star Carrier!

Dr. Light said, “You receive an upgrade that can let you transform into three forms… One is the form of…” “Oh the same (Beep)ing maid outfit with a vacuum cleaner on hand,” said Rey with his jaw down to the ground on the screen. “this your cleaning form, you already wearing a maid so you can suck ghosts into a vacuum like weapon that is connect to your Star Carrier as its source of power,” explain Dr. Light as Patrick stare at himself in the mirror. “Wow its kind of cool!” said Patrick loving the same style and Rey give him the glare.

“You better test it out!” said Dr. Light pointed to the door behind him that led to the basement. Patrick cautiously went inside the basement and notice it is all dark, he check his surroundings and six ghosts pop out of nowhere. Patrick shriek like a girl, running away from the ghosts, but than Rey switch places and turn to the ghosts with a cold glare. He said sucking the ghosts into the vacuum, “Take this you rip-off!”

“Wow he really have some great skill with vacuum!” yelled Dr. Light surprised after they were done Patrick jump out of the room with a smile on his face, “That is good, your assignment here is to capture the ghosts and each of your friends are in every stages of the house…”

Then Dr. Light notice that Patrick left the house and he sighed sitting back in his couch, he look out of the window seeing Patrick rush back into the house. Dr. Light said in his mind, “This is one strange kid…”

Patrick went back into the house and notice Cancer Bubble shaken in fear, Rey said in his mind, “Something is scaring him… I think are some ghosts!” Rey switch place with Pat again, two pantheon zombies and one Pantheon Corpse coming out of the ground. Pat said to Rey, “Geez they have pantheons too in this mansion!” “I will take them on!” said Rey as he destroys the pantheons with his bare hands, “Why are they are using the enemies from Megaman Zero?” “I don’t know, but it is kind of interesting!” said Pat, Rey continued to destroy them piece by piece until none is left. Rey switch back to Pat and he said to Cancer, “Are you alright?”

“Yes, but I was sent by Geo’s mom to check on him besides she is worry sick about him!” said Cancer, “Why must the humans sent me to do these errands?” “I don’t know, but I do not want to think about it!” said Pat nervous.

“If you see him, please be sure to tell he is grounded when he gets home, but the good news I told them that they are having a sleepover!” said Cancer smiled. “Thank you for the covered!” said Pat smiled. “Well, you want to start saving!” said Cancer. “Yes, please!” said Pat smiled. “This is going be a long lame mission!” said Rey in his mind, “God I hope they have naked ladies…”

As Pat use Cancer to save the file, everything went black with the red words “To be continued”…


I do not own anything from Capcom or Nintendo, sorry for the chapter to be longer. I need new ideals for the next chapter, so I am opening for a suggestion on reviews ok! Enjoy the story and please leave a review ok!



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