“But Rapunzel, Rapunzel, there are no stairs!”

“Forget it, Prince, you’re not climbing up my hair.”

“But Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I’m light as a feather!”

“If that were the case you’d have been blown away by the weather.”

“But Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I love you more than my life!”

“You don’t, try Cinderella, stop causing me strife.”

“But Rapunzel, Rapunzel, don’t you love me too?”

“No, I love Edmund, you silly, silly fool.”

“Where is this ‘Edmund’, I’ll slay him right now!”

“You can’t, he’s here, making his matrimonial vow.”

“Fine, I’ll save Cinderella, she’s prettier anyway!”

“Right, sure, whatever you say…”