Rant on Yaoi and Yuri rated M(nothing against gays, it is just I hit my breaking point)

Eragon Yaoi:

I HATE YAOI! I swear too many fangirls are writers no offence to you all but damn Eragon/Roran? Eragon/Murtagh? I'd shoot myself thank you! If there was going to be a pairing besides Eragon/Arya Nasuada/Murtagh, it would be Eragon/Nasuada! Again sorry about my small rant but DAMN! I am not only a writer but a advid reader, and to that point, there is only ONE Yaoi story I have ever read and enjoyed(I've read others) and seriously unless you can write a story to the point of it being considered a Novel I'm sorry but I will not even read the Yaoi

Yuri:

I swear there are now Fanboys! being a straight guy I admit I am turned on by seeing two girls kiss, but DAMN! I would rather point out while I have nothing against gays, there is a FUCKING GODDAMN reason for the guy having a penis and the girl a vigina I swear! damn idiotic writers!

Naruto Yaoi:

Shoot me now, just shoot me now or so help me god you will not hear the end of this! Ok you had your chance! only Naruto Yaoi pairing I could EVER see work would be Naruto/OC, Naruto/Sasuke is never going to happen I'll kill myself before I see that happen! Naruto/Sakura, with the way things are going, will most likely happen however, I personally am rooting for Shion to come to Konoha(YA fOR NARUTO/SHION!) , if neither of thse it would be either Naruto/Hinata, or Naruto/Ayame! Damn fangirl and their lust for Yaoi...

Fullmetal Alchemist Yaoi:

I am not even going to bother, anything that happens is likely to be Ed/and that girl from the movie I swear though I had rooted for Ed/Windry

Pokemon Yaoi:

IT'S A DAMN KIDS SHOW YOU PERVERTED ASS-HOLES! Ash if he ever was to get with anyone would be Misty, May, Dawn or what ever girl they have in the next region cause you know there is

Harry Potter Yaoi:

No. Just no, my favorite pairs happened(YA!!) so I am not going to rant about this, have fun you dumbass fools

Artimis Fowl Yaoi:

-pulls out a shotgun and loads it-

... Take a guess fangirls, you ruin it and this is the least of your concerns cause I don't know how to use this other than as a club, lol, anyway the only pair that is going to happen from what I've read is Artimis/Holly, I feel for that other girl, but damn... Inter-spieces relationships exactly what I am writing about in my World of... Mix? story!