Disclaimer: I don't own Cruel Intentions or any of its characters. If I did, Kathryn and Sebastian would be making hot love right now.

The REAL Ending

Kathryn: (runs to door and sees everyone reading journal)
Kathryn: Damn you, Sebastian...
Principal: (comes up and grabs rosary)
Anette and Cecile: Muahahahahahahaha...
Principal: (screw, screw, pinch, pinch, poke, pinch, pull, push, pinch, screw, pinch, pinch)
Principal: Doesn't open.
Anette: WHAT??
Anette: (screw, screw, pinch, pinch, poke, pinch, pull, push, pinch, screw, pinch, pinch)
Anette: It really doesn't open!!
Principal: So...Sebastian's writing junk. Kathryn doesn't carry drugs around.
Students: Oh okay. (drops journal copies and file back in)
Anette and Cecile: (runs off crying)
Kathryn: (stands there with a BIG sweatdrop) It unscrews the other way losers.

The End

A/N: I know, don't ask. Just review and tell me I rock, and I'll worship you. Haha