|The Real Ending
Author: alwaysmyoriginalsin PM
A short story of how things really ended between Kathryn and Anette.Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 152 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10-22-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4611578
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Disclaimer: I don't own Cruel Intentions or any of its characters. If I did, Kathryn and Sebastian would be making hot love right now.
The REAL Ending
Kathryn: (runs to door and sees everyone reading journal)
Kathryn: Damn you, Sebastian...
Principal: (comes up and grabs rosary)
Anette and Cecile: Muahahahahahahaha...
Principal: (screw, screw, pinch, pinch, poke, pinch, pull, push, pinch, screw, pinch, pinch)
Principal: Doesn't open.
Anette: (screw, screw, pinch, pinch, poke, pinch, pull, push, pinch, screw, pinch, pinch)
Anette: It really doesn't open!!
Principal: So...Sebastian's writing junk. Kathryn doesn't carry drugs around.
Students: Oh okay. (drops journal copies and file back in)
Anette and Cecile: (runs off crying)
Kathryn: (stands there with a BIG sweatdrop) It unscrews the other way losers.
A/N: I know, don't ask. Just review and tell me I rock, and I'll worship you. Haha