|Mr & Mrs Mario
Author: Twanny Bizzle PM
Actually it's 3-chapters, now. Anyways, Based of the movie. The summary in there...on chapter 2, that is! If you want to know more, just read to find out, that's my advise to you!Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Parody - Mario & Daisy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 10-26-08 - id: 4618655
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A/N: Well, here I am again, with my newest story, it's base of the critically acclaimed movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith Oh, yeah, this story also happens during the events of Luigi's Mansion: A Tale of Horror. Well, anyways, enjoy my newest story: Mr. & Mrs. Mario.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Nintendo related, people, just thought I should point that out…like for the millionth time.
Mr. & Mrs. Mario
Mario's Nightmare Part: I
It was just another ordinary day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario was home alone reading his newspaper, while sitting down in his living room.
"Hmm…I'm wondering what's up with the kingdom's welfare today…" Mario murmured, opening the newspaper.
"Hmm…The economy in the kingdom nowadays is just plain deplorable." Mario read aloud. "If the kingdom keeps heading in the path its in now and without any drastic alteration, it's only a matter of time before nothing's left and the kingdom goes completely poverty-stricken…"
Mario folded the newspaper, placed it on his coffee table and then slowly stood up. "Oooh…Mama-Mia." Mario sighed, staring toward the window. "What's wrong with the princess? How could she let this happen to the kingdom?! Me and Luigi, we're gonna be out on the street…I refuse to let that happen to us…again."
Mario then started pacing the floor, while thinking aloud. "I mean, I thought it was her and Toadsworth's responsible to deal with the kingdom's financial planning…" he groaned, sitting in his chair. "…Emmm. Obviously, they haven't been doing a good job in dealing with the situation…"
As Mario continued to pout and ponder about the kingdom's affairs, he noticed something strange about the newspaper's heading. "Uhh…Wait, what's this?" he muttered, picking up the newspaper once again.
Mario brought the paper closer and took a better look. On closer inspection, Mario quickly realized that the newspaper was an issue from a foreign kingdom, relatively close to the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Uhh? Mama-Mia! This paper is from outta county, Sarasaland even!" Mario gasped, still looking down at the paper. "Well, it says here: Sarasaland: Daily Tabloid."
Mario then took the paper down from his and started staring out into space. "This paper was talking about Sarasaland's financial problems, not The Mushroom Kingdom's…Uhh…Thank goodness."
Mario then suddenly remembered something important. "Mama-Mia! Then that means Plum and even…Daisy, could be in really serious trouble…" he shrieked.
Mario just stood there momentarily, before saying "Oh, well." he said, shrugging his nonchalantly. "Sucks for them, I guess…" Mario then tossed the paper back on the table and headed toward the kitchen. "I hope Daisy will be able to pay off her debts of to society soon. Hohoho." he chuckled.
When Mario finally made it to his kitchen, he noticed that there was no sign of Luigi. "…Hmm, now that's strange. I would where Luigi scurried off too? Usually, around this time, he'll be making my lunch."
As Mario approached the fridge, he noticed a yellow note stabled to it. "Hmm? Wonder what this is?" he muttered, taking the note off the fridge. "Hey, it's a letter from Luigi? Good ol' Weegee!" Mario chuckled as he started to read the note.
I'm sure you've already noticed this, but I'm not here…Who am I kidding? Of course, you haven't noticed, the only person you care about is yourself. I bet you even didn't know that I left for home a day ago? You, you, you son of a…
…Ahem…Well, anyways, like I was saying before, I've went off to Boo Woods to meet up with a special friend, a woman, to be exact, so, I won't be here during lunchtime to server you your lunch, Okeydokey?
Alternatively, to put this more briefly: Fix your own DAMN lunch and let a playa get his groove on. We're gonna be at my old mansion, spending some alone time, if you need me.
PS: Just so you know, there's some bologna still left inside the refrigerator.
Sincerely Yours: Your little bro, Luigi
"Hmm…I guess Luigi's off somewhere being delusional in one of his many fantasy worlds." Mario chuckled. "Eh, the poor kid." Mario then opened up the fridge and grabbed off a couple of slices of bologna. "…I guess this will just have to do, until I go out for pasta later today, of course."
After fixing himself about a ten sandwiches, Mario finally decided to walk his fatass back into his living room. "Mmm…How delectable! But, some of Luigi's homemade spaghetti would have been more appetizing. Oh, well!"
Mario walked back into the living room and sat down in his chair. "I wonder what time it is? I hope I haven't missed my program." he then turned looked over toward the wall. "…Oh, no! Mama-Mia! Is it already that time?!" he sighed, staring at the clock that read: 3:30 P.M. "Yeah, that's right and it's Monday, too! Uhh…How annoying…But, I suppose I have no choice in the matter." he then muttered, while lifting himself up.
"Humph. She better be glad that the courts have ordered that I have to visit them around this time, ever Monday and Thursday…" Mario said, stretching. "Well, I guess I shouldn't complain that much." he sighed, pulling a white feather. "I mean, look on the Brightside, at least I get to…Who am I kidding? There's no Brightside. I hate doing this with ever fiber of my being…"
Mario then absorbed the feather and transformed into Super Mario. "Oh, yes!!" Super Mario chortled as he flew up and spun around in the air with his yellow cape flapping in the wind. "Turning Super is always…super! Wahoo!"
Super Mario then ran toward his window, performed a midair somersault, and then went barrel rolling into the window, crashing right through it. "YEEEEEEHOOOOO!" he then turned and stared at the broken window. "Note to self: Remind Luigi to have that window repaired when he returns."
As Mario flew throughout the air, approaching the Mushroom Kingdom's county limits, he could see many of Mushroom Kingdom's cities underneath him and the many peoples whom lived down there.
"Sorryassland…Uh…I mean, Sarasaland is just a skip and a hop from here, it shouldn't take that long to get there, especially if I keep taking this route…" Mario muttered.
Meanwhile in Sarasaland…
Daisy and her five months old baby, Plum, were inside Daisy's bedroom, waiting patiently for Mario's arrival.
Daisy was sitting in front of her giant daisy shaped mirror, combing her hair. "Hm, hm, hm, hmmm…A brush, brush, here and a brush, brush there!" Daisy hummed, rhythmically.
Daisy's caretaker since she was a small girl and Plum's current nanny, Toadsia, was bathing Plum inside an orange miniature size bathtub. "Hehehe. Well, someone is in a good mood. What's the occasion, I'm dying to know."
"Well, it's Mario…" Daisy giggled, still combing her brown hair. "I got to make sure to look my best when he comes over later today." she then started blushing. "OOOH! I just can't wait for him to see how cute me and Plum gonna look."
"…Oh, is it already that time of day?" Toadsia muttered, rolled her eyes, while sighing. "And here I thought it was something special…Whatever."
"Huh? I…I don't understand? W-What do you mean?" Daisy muttered, looking at Toadsia from the corner of her eye. "Is there something wrong with Mario?
"…Well, if you really want my opinion…" Toadsia then folded her arms as she continued. "Then yes, there's certainly is something SERIOUSLY wrong with Mario!"
Daisy placed her comb on the dresser, turned and then faced the purple spotted female Toad with the two purple ponytails. "Well, I'm all ears, Toadsia. You know that I'm always willing to hear what's on your mind. So, please don't hesitate, enlighten me."
"Well, okay then…" Toadsia then took a deep breath and then blurted out. "I don't understand why you're getting all excited about my Mario's arrival…I mean, everytime he visits you he always has attitude and barely ever says a word to you…" she then sighed. "You want to know what I think? If it wasn't for the courts forcing him to visit you two, I bet he wouldn't even bothered showing up!"
Daisy just turned from Toadsia and stared at Plum, who was now fast asleep in Toadsia's arms. "Just think about it. I mean, really think about!" Toadsia said.
"Uhh…M-Maybe, you're right, Toadsia." Toadsia just nodded. "Maybe, Mario is just a big, fat, egotistical, insensitive…welch." Daisy said to herself as her smile quickly faded away into a frown.
Mario had finally reached the boarders that separated the Mushroom Kingdom from Sarasaland. "Oh, yeah! About time. Especially how much time I spent flying to get here."
Mario could see Princess Daisy's Castle from the distance; it was the biggest building in the kingdom, a huge brown shaped like a five-star hotel. Daisy's Pygmy Hammer Bros. guards (The Hammer Bros. from the Mario soccer series) were seen standing outside around the compound.
Mario finally landed, he was not that too faraway from the castle. "Hm, talking about having a technologically advanced looking castle. Hm, no wonder she's in so much debt. Hehehe." Mario chuckled, staring at Daisy's awe-inspiring castle. "Might as well get this over with."
As Mario approached the front door, he noticed some of Daisy's Hammer Bros. guards staring menacingly at him. "Eh, those creepy Hammer Bros." he muttered. "I still don't understand why they even SERVE her. I mean, it just doesn't make any sense…"
Mario was almost to the door, when a Hammer Bro. suddenly jumped in front of him, blocking his way. "Uhh…Can I help you?" he sighed. However, Hammer Bro. didn't say anything. "Well, if you don't anything thing to say, then stand aside!"
Mario then went to move around the Hammer Bro., but two more Hammer Bros. walked over and also started blocking Mario's way through.
"Dammit! You guys do this everytime! It's really beginning to become VERY nerve-racking!" Mario sighed. "Why can't you all just understand that I'm only here to visit Daisy and my would-be superhero daughter? I have no interest in starting any trouble."
However, the Hammer Bros. didn't listen instead they started surrounding Mario. "I'm warning you guys, you don't want any of this! You remember what I did to you last time." Mario huffed, folding his arms, while smirking.
The Hammer Bros. all went lunging at Mario, as he stood there smirking. "Yo, yo, yo!" the Hammer Bros. all yelped as they jumped on top of an unexpected Mario. As the Hammer Bros. snickered and chuckled, they suddenly felt some shaking from underneath them. "Eh?"
"EEEEEYYYYAAAHHHH!!" Mario chortled, as he suddenly came spiraling upward, knocking many Hammer Bros. everywhere all around the compound. "Seriously guys, if this is the best you can do, then you need to give up right now."
However, the Hammer Bros. quickly got up and ran at Mario once again. "Eh, you guys never learn, do you?" he muttered, facing the Hammer Bros. "Alright then…Let's-a GOOOO!!" He then started running toward the horde of Hammer Bros.
Meanwhile, inside the castle.
Toadsia was staring at Daisy; she now noticed how poignant she was looking now. "Look, I'm sorry, princess, I wasn't trying to make you feel sad. I've probably been looking down on this thing all the wrong way."
"…Y…You really think that, Toadsia?" Daisy muttered, smiling faintly. "You really think Mario isn't all that of a badperson?"
"Cough…Sure…Cough…" Toadsia said, while clearing her throat. "Ok, ok, ok! Enough of this talking." she said handing Plum over to Daisy. "It's almost time for…Mario…to come over. Don't you think you should head to entrance to greet him?"
"Oh, yeah." Daisy then looks down at Plum and smile. "C'mon, Plum, daddy's on his way to see the both of us." she cooed, while rubbing Plum's stomach. "Alright, wish us luck, Toadsia."
"Alright…" Toadsia smiled, watching as Daisy walked over to the room's exit. "'Cause, lord know you're gonna need it…" Toadsia then noticed that Daisy had suddenly stopped. "…Uh, w-what's wrong, princess?" she asked.
"Oh, it's just…" Daisy said, turning toward Toadsia. "I really wanted to thank you for the encouraging words earlier. You know, if truth must be told, I was actually beginning to think that you were completely right about Mario, you know, how a horrible person he is."
"..Uhh, yeah…T…That was sorta silly." Toadsia muttered. "…Listen, Princess, I don't want to see you get hurt. So I beg of you, please try to remember what I said and take it into consideration."
"No. Need. To. Worry." Daisy chuckled, cutting her off.
"Yeah, but still…" Toadsia said back.
"C'mon Toadsia, you worry too much. I told I'll be okay." Daisy then walked over to the exit. "Oh, I'll be sure to tell Mario how you truly feel about him. Okay, later."
Toadsia just stood in the room shaking her head. "Uhh…Daisy, you're so innocent." she muttered, before smiling faintly. "But, I do wish you the best of luck, though…"
As Daisy made it to the entrance of the castle, she could hear a lot of ruckus coming from behind her huge door. "Huh, what's that?" she muttered, placing her hand on the door.
When Daisy opened the door, she saw Mario flying all around her courtyard beating relentlessly on her Hammer Bros. "MARIO?!…W-What are you doing?!" she shrieked, staring at the countless Hammer Bros., that laid in the grass unconscious
"Hohohoho! Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting your…hmm?" Mario was holding a Hammer Bro. by the arm, forcibly making him punch himself in the face. When he finally noticed Daisy staring up at him, he dropped him. "Uh…Well…W-We're just having some fun?" Mario then nodded "Yeah, that's right. We're just having a little fun."
The Hammer Bro. then slowly lifted his head. "…H…Help…Me…" he stammered, barely conscious.
"Hehehe. Oh, then that's okay…" Daisy giggled, stepping over the injured Hammer Bro.
"Well, I showed up, Daisy…" Mario sighed, floating down to Daisy and little Plum. "You can't say I didn't do that."
"Yeah, that's true." Daisy chuckled, nervously. "Well, anyways." Daisy then started twirling her brown hair, while giggling, blushingly. "Do you see anything different about me and Plum?"
"Hmmm…" Mario muttered. "Uh…Yeah, I think so…Hmm…Wait, wait, and don't tell me! I want to figure this out myself." he then started rubbing his chin as he looked closely at her. "I GOT IT!" he shouted, suddenly. "You two, you're…I got nothing." he sighed, disappointedly.
Daisy just giggled, ardently. "Hehehe. You're so silly." Daisy then motioned toward herself. "Since I knew you were coming today, I decided that I wanted to spiffy up me and Plum. I did it for you, Mario!" she smiled.
"Hm…Yeah?" Mario then folded his arms. "I'm sorry, but you still look the same to me." he muttered.
"Oh…" Daisy murmured.
"Well, I did my time…Ur…I mean, I came and visited you two, so if you don't mind I'll be on my way then." Mario then went to fly off, but Daisy quickly ran in front of him. "Is there anything else?"
"Umm…Yeah, I was wondering…Well, umm…would you like to stay and spend the night? I mean, I'm sure Plum would really appreciate it…and me, too." Daisy smiled. "I've already gotten some of my maids to prepare you an suitable bedroom to your liken."
"Uh…No, I really shouldn't. Luigi hasn't came home and there something really need him to do." Mario said, walking pass Daisy. "I mean, I've already imposed on you two for far too long." Mario chuckled under his breath, while walking away.
"Wait, Mario." Daisy said, running to Mario. Y-You're not imposing. I insist, please stay for awhile."
"Nooo, I really shouldn't." Mario then looked down at Plum and smiled. "Look at that, I can't believe I've been standing and hadn't noticed Plum. See ya later." he said, rubbing her head.
"Wait, Mario!" Daisy shrieked. "Well, if you can't spend the night, why don't you just stay and chat for awhile? I promise, you won't be a burden!"
However, Mario just winked at her. "I'm heading out now. I'll see you two Thursday!" With that said and done, Mario flew off, heading back toward the Mushroom Kingdom.
"C'mon Plum, we'll try again Thursday…" Daisy sighed, walking toward her castle.
A/N: Well folks, there's chapter one! I hope you like part one. I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't really into this chapter. Anyways, folks…stay tune