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Robin walked to the back of the church and out into the hallway with Mac and Maxie. She saw Matt standing near the table that held the guest book. "Hello?" Robin said in surprise.

"Hello," Matt said walking away from the table.

"What are you doing here?" Maxie asked.

"Patrick couldn't put on his tuxedo and drive at the same time…so I gave him a ride," Matt explained

"Well, thank you," Robin said. "Why don't you stay?"

Matt and Maxie were both shocked that Robin would want him at the wedding dressed in his scrubs.

Robin laughed. "Come on, most of these people work at the hospital and they wear scrubs all the time. Plus, you are Patrick's family and you are an uncle to this child."

Matt sighed in defeat and walked into the church. He found an empty seat in the pew that Jax and Nadine were sitting in. He excused himself as he stepped over them and took his seat next to Nadine.

"So how do you know the groom?' Nadine asks Matt as she looked at the program. "I mean, I see you're wearing scrubs, but I don't think I've seen you at General Hospital so…"

"Hey, stalker girl, it's me!"

Nadine looked at him blankly as if she had never seen him before. "I'm sorry. Do I know you?"

"Matt Hunter? You stalked me for months? Come on, are you honestly going to tell me that you don't know who I am?"

"Matt?" Nadine said in surprise. "Oh my God, I didn't recognize you. You look so… so different. I mean, I didn't recognize you without the beard."

"Yeah, I decided to shave it off," he said rubbing his face.

"Yeah…I don't like it. Grow it back!"

"What?"

"I like you better with the beard. Well, I mean, I don't actually like you better with the beard because you know let's face it, you were kind of a jerk with the beard and I don't really know you without the beard, but I mean this isn't some sci-fi show where only bad guys have beards and good guys are clean shaven. A beard can't actually change who you are as a person, so it's safe to say that you're probably still a jerk…"

"What are you talking about?" Matt asked. "You know I think that you've been watching too much Lost in Space."

"Hey, that was a great show and all I was saying was that you look better with the beard."

"So you think I'm sexy?"

"No, I said that you look better with the beard…as in, not horrible."

"So I look horrible without the beard?"

"No, you look like Doogie Howser without the beard which is really not a bad thing considering that he rocks on How I Met Your Mother, but honestly, would you really want Doogie Howser to be your doctor. I mean the guy was barely out of diapers and he was doing brain surgery…well, not brain surgery exactly, but you know what I mean…"

"It sounds to mean like someone is prejudiced."

"Prejudiced? I am not prejudiced!"

"Yes, you are."

Nadine folds her arms in front of her chest, "Okay, smart guy, who exactly am I prejudiced against?"

"Doctors who look young…like Doogie Howser."

"Hey, there is nothing wrong with looking like Doogie Howser!"

"Sounds like someone has a crush," Matt teased. "On a guy named Doogie."

"Really? Well, if I have a crush on Doogie Howser, then you have a crush on…"

"Don't say it!"

"How do you know what I'm going to say?"

"I don't care what you're going to say, whatever it is I don't want to hear it."

"So you think I'm right?"

"No, I think that you're wrong.."

"Excuse me," Nikolas said as he stepped over Jax to sit down next to Nadine. He kissed her on the cheek. "Hey."

"Hey, yourself," she said smiling.

"Sorry, I'm late," Nikolas said looked appreciatively at Nadine. "I got held up with some family stuff and may I say you look absolutely stunning tonight," he whispered in her ear.

Matt snorted. He felt a four inch heal digging into his Converse and realized that it might be safer for him to keep his mouth shut.

"You may absolutely say and might I add that you don't look so bad yourself," she whispered back flirtatiously.

"You know, you're really not being fair."

"Why is that?"

"You look more beautiful than the bride," Nikolas said as nibbling her ear.

"Oh, come on! That is the oldest line in the book. Even I can do better than that!" Matt rolled his eyes.

"I'm sorry, who is this guy?" Nikolas asked annoyed.

"Matt Hunter. You may remember me. I work at the Emily Bowen Quartermaine Free Clinic, I am the receiver of the Cassadine fellowship, oh, and you dragged my ass out of a burning building. Am I ringing any bells?"

"Oh, Matt, right, uh, didn't you used to have…" Nikolas said rubbing his face.

"Yes, he used to have a beard, but he shaved it off," Nadine explained. "He thinks that it'll make him nicer, but I told him that he'll be a jerk either way."

"Oh, so what were you two talking about before I came in?"

"Well, Nadine was just about to tell Matt who he had a crush on because apparently, she has a crush on Doogie Howser," Jax said from the other side of Nikolas.

"Who's Doogie Howser?" Nikolas asked.

"Nevermind," Jax said.

"I'm sorry. Did I miss the part where you actually became a part of our conversation?" Nadine asked.

"Are you kidding me? You two are the most entertaining thing that I've seen all week. So please Nadine, enlighten us as to Dr. Hunter is crushing on."

"You're never gonna guess it," Matt said.

"Oh, yeah? Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell the original class. Not the new class or the new new class or the new new new class, the original and the Pink Ranger from the original Power Rangers. Apparently, you like girly girls."

"How did you…?"

Nadine shrugged her shoulders smugly.

"Oh, my God. You're a witch! I knew it!"

"I am so not a witch nor am I a vampire nor am I a mind reader. You are just ex-trem-ely predictable."

"Predictable? Me? Never."

"Really? Okay, you're a control freak who likes angry punk rock, Jackie Chan films, and hates anything that Patrick and Noah like on principle. How am I doin'?"

"Judging by the look on his face, pretty damn good," Jax said.

"Okay, well, you like the color yellow, happy faces, and ducks," Matt countered.

"Really? Wow, it's good to know that expensive medical school education you had paid off."

"Shut up, stalker girl!"

"By the way, it's really nice to know that you dressed for the occasion," Nadine said. "I mean scrubs are very in this season, well, maybe not blue ones, but I wonder, why would you wear your scrubs to the wedding when you have a beautiful black suit hanging up in your closet. Oh, that's right. I remember now, you weren't invited."

"How do you know about my suit?"

"I looked in your closet."

"I'm sorry, why were you looking in his closet?" Jax asked.

"She thought I was a drug dealer," Matt told him.

"Are you a drug dealer?"

"Do I look like a drug dealer?"

"Well, I mean, you never can tell these days. Look at Coleman. Looking at him wouldn't you think that he was a drug dealer? Then, again, he probably is a drug dealer, but that's not the point…"

"The point is Matt, that while you don't fit the actual description of a drug dealer, you actually could have been a drug dealer and that's why I had to investigate you," Nadine finished for Jax.

"So you decided to stalk me?"

"Well, you weren't exactly taking any of my hints and you said I was not cool," Nadine turned to Nikolas and Jax. "Can you believe that he said that?"

"No, Nadine. Not at all," Nikolas said sarcastically.

"I'm sorry. Didn't you used to wear riding boots in public?"

"How did you…?"

"I have my ways."

"Are you sure you're not a witch?" Matt asked.

"Would you really like to find out?" Nadine glared at Matt, "and by the way you're not exactly the coolest person in the world either."

"What are you talking about?"

"Uh, the Pink Ranger?"

"Hey, she was freaking awesome!"

"Whatever."

"Nadine!" Spinelli whisper-shouted from across the room. "Psst. Nadine."

"I think you're being paged," Nikolas told her.

"Who's that?" Spinelli asked pointed towards her.

Nadine pointed to Jax and Spinelli shook his head indicating that Jax was who he was talking about. She pointed to Nikolas and Spinelli shook his head again. She pointed to Matt and Spinelli shook his head affirmatively.

"Matt Hunter," Nadine whispered.

"What?"

"Matt Hunter," she whispered again.

"What?"

"Matt Hunter! She said Matt Hunter. Now will you please sit down and shut up?" Jason shouted.

"But Stone Cold, the Jackal was just inquiring as to the identity of the…"

"Spinelli!"

"Ah, right," Spinelli touched his thumb and index finger together and ran them over his lips effectively zipping them.

Nadine laughed, "Oh, poor Spinelli. He never gets a break."

"Uh, your purse is vibrating," Nikolas said pointing to the object that was leaning against is thigh.

"First of all, it's not a purse, it's a clutch," she said opening it "and secondly, ooh, I have a text message! It's from Spinelli."

"Oh, gee, I'm so happy for you," Nikolas said sarcastically.

"Haha. Very funny," Nadine said. "He wants to know if that's really Matt Hunter sitting next to me. Of course, it's Matt Hunter, who else would it be?" she said texting him back. Nadine's phone vibrated again. Nadine laughed. "Even Spinelli says you look weird without the beard. See?" Nadine said showing Matt the text.

Jason got up from the pew and stomped over to Nadine. "Will you stop talking to him!!?"

"Well, technically, I'm not actually talking to him. I'm texting him. You see there's a difference. With talking you're actually saying the words kinda like you and I are doing now except without the whole you being silent part. With texting you're not saying the words, you're typing them…"

"Will you stop texting him, then," Jason growled. "Look, don't talk to him, don't text him, don't even look at him. Okay?" He stomped back over to the pew and sat down in a huff.

"Jeez! Someone has his grumpy pants on today," Nadine said.

Jax started to laugh, "Nikolas, you're girlfriend is a trip."

"She's somethin' alright," Nikolas said.

"Nikolas, what's wrong?" Nadine asked. Her phone vibrated again. "Aww, look Spinelli made a sad face and it's crying," she said showing Nikolas.

"How 'bout we shut your phone off for now? Okay? Spinelli can't text you for fear of bodily harm and the ceremony is about to start and you really don't want to be rude to Robin by texting during her wedding do you?"

"Fine. I'll shut my phone off," she said putting it back in her clutch. "You're just jealous because you don't know how to text."

"I know how to text. I'll show you!"

"Can't sorry. The wedding's about to start and you wouldn't want to be rude to Robin by texting during her wedding would you?"

"She is right you know," Matt said. "Texting at a wedding is definitely a faux pas. Don't you watch Queer Eye?"

"Oh my God, you watch Queer Eye?" Nadine asked. "I love that show!"

"Well, I may have inadvertently passed it when I was channel surfing and then the remote stopped working and I couldn't change the channel and it was actually a marathon and…"

"So why didn't you just get up and turn off the television?" Nikolas asked annoyed.

"The point of having a remote control is so you don't have to get up and change the channel," Matt said incredulously.

"But if the remote isn't working…look I have a headache. The wedding is about to being, let's all just be quiet."

"Yeah, okay," Nadine said rubbing his arm. "Oh, by the way, Coleman wants to do the Texas-Two Step with me later, which could mean that he wants to have sex or actually do the Texas-Two Step…you never can tell with Colemen…" Nadine whispered as the music started.

"What?" Nikolas said loudly.

"Shh!" Everybody hushed him.

"Don't worry. If he wants to have sex, I'll turn him down," she said trying to comfort the prince whose face was now a nice shade of red. "You're cute when you blush," Nadine said kissing his cheek. She turned to Matt. "and after the wedding you are going home to change. I am not going to dance with a man who looks like a bum. You will go home and put on your suit and come to the reception."

"Who says that I'm going to dance with you at the reception?"

Nadine gave him a dirty look.

"What time is the reception?"

"Eight o'clock."

"I love your girlfriend!" Jax told Nikolas.

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