Notes: Inu Yasha does not belong to me. I'm poor, so the only thing you'd get if you sued would be a pile of dust bunnies. The girl with the Air Rip does belong to me, but she's not named and I'm not likely to do anything else with her, since this random bit of wackiness was spawned at 3 o'clock this morning. *shrug*

Why did I do this? Why not? ^_~

Short, Silly, and Stupid

The girl was beautiful. She also had an Air Rip in her right hand. This had surprised Inu Yasha's group very much, but nothing surprised them more than what happened next.

"Please, bear my child," Miroku said, gripping the young woman's hands, while at the same time she begged, "Please give me a child!"

The pair stopped, stared at each other, then grinned. Holding hands they made for the nearest hut at a fast pace, leaving the rest behind. Inu Yasha looked stunned, Kagome had turned slightly blue, and Sango was so pale she was nearly translucent. Shippou summed it up for them all.

"Who knew?"