This is easy. Just ask a question in the comments, and Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura will all answer them. In the best funny way. I’m using my own question to get started.

Naruto: Hi there and welcome to Ask Naruto. I’m Naruto!!

Sasuke: Dude, this isn’t ICarly. This is Ask Naruto.

Naruto: DO IT!!

Sasuke: Fine. I’m Sasuke…

(the camera turns to Sakura)

Sakura: Sakura here.

Naruto: … Okay guys, put up some enthusiasm guys. We need some for the show.

Sasuke: (slaps Naruto) There you go. There’s my enthusiasm. Happy now, snippy?

Sakura: Answer the (censored) question so I can go home already.

Naruto: Okay, this goes out to Sunset Controller. He asks: “Sasuke, why does everyone call you gay?”

Sasuke: (sweats) Well I… Screw you Sunset.

SC: Excuse me?

Sasuke: (backs away terrified) My bad…

Naruto: Okay now we have another question from-

Sakura: Naruto… We’re out of questions.

Naruto: Aw (censored)!!!

Sasuke: You (censored)bags!! Of course we’re out of questions!! We just started!!

Sakura: (thinking) Geez Sasuke you moron!! (Aloud) Good point…

Sasuke: (thinking) these guys are one of a kind…

Naruto: Okay, so what do we do now?

(No one says anything…)

Naruto: SC? What do we do now?

SC: The (censored) I’d know.

Naruto: Sakura? Any ideas?

Sakura: Let’s beat Sasuke with pipes and knifes!!

Sasuke: (thinking) God have mercy!!

Everyone but Sasuke: OKAY!!

Sasuke: Now wait a mi—Guys? Please put those pipes down!! Sakura, get away!! Don’t touch me with that knife!! Guys!! Seriously!! … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

(Sasuke runs screaming from the building)

Naruto: And that concludes this episode of Ask Naruto.

Sakura: (tackles Sasuke and begins punching him) Go rape a guy like you do every Tuesday!!

Sasuke: (thinking) Good idea!! (aloud) I’m not gay!!

SC: (smacks Sasuke with a pipe) That’s for hitting on me!!

Naruto: Hey guys wait up!! (goes off camera)

(Screen goes to colored bars, and some one says: Due to the beating of Mich- I mean Sasg- I MEAN SASUKE, “Ask Naruto” is currently finished)